Read the first message you got when you subscribed to the list, it tells
you how.
Since the list is run by ezmlm, maybe you should look at the documentation
for it.
I also offer a service where I can get you unsubscribed for $59.95. I
accept payment by paypal or cash, but you must be willing to type an email
message exactly as I instruct from the proper address. If you are
unable to do so, I can subcontract with Kelly Temporary services to send a
computer-literate secretary to your site to do the typing for
you. Additional fees equalling their charges will apply.
If none of these options are acceptable, I can fly to your site, and for
$50 an hour plus actual expenses, perform the unsubscribe at your
location.
If this fails, we can hire a negotiation/moderation consulting firm to
contact DJB personally to arrainge an unsubscribe.
If he is unwilling to negotiate, I can hire team of lawyers in
his jurisdiction to take the matter before the courts.
If this proves fruitless, and you are determined, a team of mercenaries
equipped with white phosphorus grenades may be able to take out the server
hosting this list. (this offer may not be available at all locations).
But if the sever is housed in a hardened bunker, repeated strikes with
thermonuclear devices may be necessary to get you unsubscibed. I can
contact former USSR personnel for current rates.
Unfortunately, since the internet was designed to deal with catastrophic
faults of this exact nature, you still may not be removed from the mailing
list.
If repeated strikes with multi-megaton devies are needed, my fees will
includes the cost of constructing a personal sustainable biosphere.
Local taxes will apply.
If you are still reading this and think I am serious, please be advised
that this is satyrical. RTFFMYG! (read the first frigging message you
got)
--P
On Tue, 30 Jan 2001 [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
> how do I unsubscribe?
> there is no info on qmail.org??
>
> Kevin
>
