Hey Ray,
Where are you from?
Silas
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ray" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Quad-l" <[email protected]>; "Richard Kratt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, June 05, 2005 11:03 PM
Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] This ought to start something
KRATT,
YOUR RIGHT!
You guys think you are justified in every country or nation you invade,
killing innocent people.
We know the reasons for invading Iraq. Sure wasn't for the WMD. Your
country should take
care of its own problems instead of spending billions of dollars a day
somewhere else and going
farther into debt..Say like healthcare, unemployment, gun control just for
starts!
Closing the border only put yours on the unemployment line.
We have a reason to be PISSED...
Ray
----- Original Message -----
From: "Richard Kratt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Sunday, June 05, 2005 7:34 PM
Subject: [QUAD-L] This ought to start something
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE
FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money
on this war, our mission in Iraq is now complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal
of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within
30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the
names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq
conflict. This list is short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and
Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first
list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary
will be distributing copies of both lists later this
evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately,
foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases
immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during
the first year alone will pretty much pay for the
costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money
into third world Hell-holes and watch those
government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?
Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to
redirect this money toward solving the vexing social
problems we still have at home. On that note, a word
to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends
from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try
France, or maybe
China.
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys.
Work out a peace deal now. Just note that Camp David
is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia for
negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big
tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of
diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and
Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin
towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in
Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets
to sites where those vehicles will be stripped,
shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever
treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of
thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of
the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List
2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each
other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off
for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his
entire corrupt government really need an attitude
adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am
going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing
something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the
NAFTA
treaty - starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare
and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of
isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a
decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just
about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate
hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate
World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List
1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we
won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are
reading it in English,
thank a soldier.
