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Conservative professor writes epic letter after he’s called “the biggest
embarrassment to higher education in America”
Posted by: _Joshua Riddle _ (http://youngcons.com/author/joshua-riddle/)
August 26, 2013
Words cannot express how much I wish this guy was a professor of mine.
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I want to take the time to thank you for writing and telling me that I
should be fired from my position as a tenured professor because I am “the
biggest embarrassment to higher education in America.” I also want to thank
you
for responding when I asked you exactly how you arrived at that
conclusion. Your response, “because you insist that marriage requires one man
and one
woman,” was both helpful and concise.
While I respect your right to conclude that I am the biggest embarrassment
to higher education in America, I think you’re wrong. In fact, I don’t
even think I’m the biggest embarrassment to higher education in the state of
North Carolina. But since you’re a liberal and you support “choice” –
provided we’re talking about dismembering children and not school vouchers for
those who weren’t dismembered – I want to give you some options. In fact, I
’m going to describe the antics of ten professors, official campus groups,
and invited campus speakers in North Carolina and let you decide which
constitutes the biggest embarrassment to higher education.
1. In the early spring semester of 2013, a women’s studies professor and a
psychology professor at Western Carolina University co-sponsored a panel on
bondage and S&M. The purpose of the panel was to teach college students
how to inflict pain on themselves and others for sexual pleasure. When you
called me the biggest embarrassment in higher education, you must not have
known about their bondage panel. Maybe you were tied up that evening and
couldn’t make it.
2. At UNC Chapel Hill, there is a feminist professor who believes that
women can lead happy lives without men. That’s nothing new. But what’s
different is that she thinks women can form lifelong domestic partnerships
with
dogs and that those relationships will actually be fulfilling enough to
replace marital relationships with men. I can’t make this stuff up, Ed. I
don’t
drop acid. Well, at least not since the late 1980s. But I promise this
story is real and not an LSD flashback.
3. At Duke University, feminists hired a “sex worker” (read: prostitute)
to speak as part of an event called the Sex Workers Art Show. After his
speech, the male prostitute pulled down his pants, got down on his knees, and
inserted a burning sparkler into his rectum. While it burned, he sang a
verse of “the Star Spangled Banner.” I believe that stripping incident was
almost as embarrassing as the other one involving the Duke Lacrosse team.
4. A porn star was once paid to give a speech at UNCG. The topic was “safe
sodomy.” After her speech, the feminist pornographer sold autographed butt
plugs to students in attendance. I’m not sure whether the ink could
contribute to rectal cancer. I’m no health expert. But I do know it was pretty
darned embarrassing when the media picked up on the story.
5. A few years ago at UNC-Chapel Hill, a feminist group built a large
vibrator museum in the middle of the campus quad as a part of their “orgasm
awareness week.” I think that was probably the climax of the semester,
academically speaking. But they certainly weren’t too embarrassed to display a
vibrator that was made out of wood back in the 1920s. Keep your batteries
charged, Ed. We’re about halfway done.
6. A feminist administrator at UNC-Wilmington sponsored a pro-abortion
event. During the event they sold tee shirts saying “I had an abortion” to
students who … well, had abortions. That’s right, Ed. The students were
encouraged to boast about the fact that they had killed their own children.
That’
s how the UNC system is preserving the future of our great Tar Heel state.
7. The following semester, that same UNCW administrator sponsored a
workshop teaching students how to appreciate their orgasms. I learned art
appreciation in college. Today, college kids are taught orgasm appreciation. I
will
let you decide whether that’s an embarrassment to higher ed., Ed.
8 A few years ago, a UNCW English professor posted nude pictures of
under-aged girls as a part of an “art exhibit” in the university library. The
Provost then ordered the nude pictures to be moved away from the library and
into the university union. This decision was made after several pedophiles
had previous been caught downloading child pornography in the university
library just a few yards away from the location of the display. The English
professor was incensed so she asked the Faculty Senate to censure the provost
for violating her “academic freedom.” The faculty senate sided with the
feminist professor. The provost was later pressured to leave the university.
9. A different feminist professor at UNCW accused a male professor of
putting tear gas in her office. She was later caught putting her mail in a
microwave oven. She did this because she thought people were trying to poison
her with anthrax and that the oven would neutralize the toxins. She was not
placed on leave for psychiatric reasons. Instead, she was designated as the
university’s official “counter terrorism” expert.
10 And then there is Mike Adams. He thinks marriage is between a man and a
woman.
So those are the choices, Ed. You can simply write back and tell me which
of these professors, groups, or guest speakers has caused “the biggest
embarrassment to higher education” – either in North Carolina or in America
altogether. Or you can just concede that our system of hire education is the
real embarrassment because it has been hijacked by radical feminism. And
please pardon any puns – especially those that take the form of ms-spelled
words.
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