*What kind of wacky sause had you put on that chicken
Y'all ate?!
--- Duane Wheeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> *First.. I had a grilled chicken breast and side of
> salad and beans,
> and had spent the weekend washing off the moss on
> the roof of rancho
> deluxe with a gas powered pressure washer...
>
>
> I fell of real quick into sleep....
>
>
> In my dream.. I was driveing up a abandoned logging
> road with Josh my
> son..
>
> (My Chevy truck was sold to me by the Umqua National
> Forest service at
> auction,
> and still sports the classic USFS green paintjob..
> This generaly does
> not bugg me<G>
> but has caused some adventures..)
>
> ..as we drove up the dirt road thru trees and
> brush.. the road became
> narrow, ahead
> I saw a mound in the road and speeded up, as it was
> a steep grad to the
> top of the
> hill....
>
> *Suddenly... as we went up the mound the hood
> blocked the view forward,
> and we fell
> like a stone into a large dugout pit!!!
>
>
> This pit was about 5' deep and plowed there by a
> backhoe, like a ww2
> tank trap!
> *My truck was standing on it's nose.. and leaned
> forward crushing the
> windshield into our laps!
>
> Josh and I scrambled to get out of the cab thru the
> side windows!
>
> ..and after we checked each other over.. and found
> we were ok.. I sat
> down in disgust
> at the situation I faced!
>
>
> In a little while we heard movement and a gruff
> voice!
>
> (*Get this.. only in a dream by -=A=-)
>
>
> OUT OF THE BRUSH WALKED SMOKEY THE BEAR! *HE WAS
> MAD!
>
> HE STORMED UP AND STARTED TO TELL ME WHAT A FOOL I
> HAD BEEN TO RACE
> BLIND UP A ABANDONED ROAD!
>
>
> "LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"
>
> *The big bear was ranting and raveing! He was
> pointing his paw at me and
> then back at the truck..
> He was yelling something about fire and how he had a
> lifetime fill of
> people's careless actions!
>
> *He would'nt let me get a word in edgewise!
>
> I was saddened, and shocked and wanted to DIE!
>
> First, I had made a mistake... I felt bad, but NOW
> SMOKEY a Bear I loved
> and respected! He was upset
> with me and I thought we were friends!!!! *I had
> let him down and that
> was a great disappointment!
>
> Smokey stoped... he said:
>
> "So what do you have to say for yourself,HUH?"
>
>
> (*I didn't want to say anything.. )
>
> *Well... first, I'm not an employee of the Federal
> Forest service, but a
> Royal Ranger..
> and this is my personal truck, bought from the
> USFS...
>
>
> Smokey gave me a far-off stare. and turned and left!
>
>
> WEIRD!
> -=A=-
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