On Mon, 9 Aug 1999, Charlie Wooster wrote:
>
> *What kind of wacky sause had you put on that chicken
> Y'all ate?!
*I did con-cock'd a new recipie.. in as I was low on store-bought
Barbie slobber... *Made it from one part catsup-Lousianna swamp fire and
kosher pickle juice!
Cdr.Jen ate it and didn't share the same dream...
*Puzzled.. Day 'jer-voo all over.. like I'm talking to myself!
-=A=-
>
>
> --- Duane Wheeler <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> > *First.. I had a grilled chicken breast and side of
> > salad and beans,
> > and had spent the weekend washing off the moss on
> > the roof of rancho
> > deluxe with a gas powered pressure washer...
> >
> >
> > I fell of real quick into sleep....
> >
> >
> > In my dream.. I was driveing up a abandoned logging
> > road with Josh my
> > son..
> >
> > (My Chevy truck was sold to me by the Umqua National
> > Forest service at
> > auction,
> > and still sports the classic USFS green paintjob..
> > This generaly does
> > not bugg me<G>
> > but has caused some adventures..)
> >
> > ..as we drove up the dirt road thru trees and
> > brush.. the road became
> > narrow, ahead
> > I saw a mound in the road and speeded up, as it was
> > a steep grad to the
> > top of the
> > hill....
> >
> > *Suddenly... as we went up the mound the hood
> > blocked the view forward,
> > and we fell
> > like a stone into a large dugout pit!!!
> >
> >
> > This pit was about 5' deep and plowed there by a
> > backhoe, like a ww2
> > tank trap!
> > *My truck was standing on it's nose.. and leaned
> > forward crushing the
> > windshield into our laps!
> >
> > Josh and I scrambled to get out of the cab thru the
> > side windows!
> >
> > ..and after we checked each other over.. and found
> > we were ok.. I sat
> > down in disgust
> > at the situation I faced!
> >
> >
> > In a little while we heard movement and a gruff
> > voice!
> >
> > (*Get this.. only in a dream by -=A=-)
> >
> >
> > OUT OF THE BRUSH WALKED SMOKEY THE BEAR! *HE WAS
> > MAD!
> >
> > HE STORMED UP AND STARTED TO TELL ME WHAT A FOOL I
> > HAD BEEN TO RACE
> > BLIND UP A ABANDONED ROAD!
> >
> >
> > "LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"
> >
> > *The big bear was ranting and raveing! He was
> > pointing his paw at me and
> > then back at the truck..
> > He was yelling something about fire and how he had a
> > lifetime fill of
> > people's careless actions!
> >
> > *He would'nt let me get a word in edgewise!
> >
> > I was saddened, and shocked and wanted to DIE!
> >
> > First, I had made a mistake... I felt bad, but NOW
> > SMOKEY a Bear I loved
> > and respected! He was upset
> > with me and I thought we were friends!!!! *I had
> > let him down and that
> > was a great disappointment!
> >
> > Smokey stoped... he said:
> >
> > "So what do you have to say for yourself,HUH?"
> >
> >
> > (*I didn't want to say anything.. )
> >
> > *Well... first, I'm not an employee of the Federal
> > Forest service, but a
> > Royal Ranger..
> > and this is my personal truck, bought from the
> > USFS...
> >
> >
> > Smokey gave me a far-off stare. and turned and left!
> >
> >
> > WEIRD!
> > -=A=-
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