It was a dark and stromy night,
When ol Dueane opened the door with Fright,
In from the dark jumped a cat,
That would soon be made into a hat,
With the cat a screaming and Duane a crying,
Josh with a hammer came into the room a flying,
He threw the hammer to his dad on the floor,
and soon the cat was no more.
In California it would be off to jail he would go,
Cause down there you can't kill cats didn't you know.
Duane has'nt bloated with all this new fame,
But he did go and change his Mt. Man name.
With the name A-1 retired,
We will now sing the glory of Cat Killer around the campfire.
