(*To Casey Jones)
'Come all yu pilgrims if yah wanna hear..
A terrible tale from a true mounianeer-
My name is A#1 and it was a Wildcat fight..
but you kin hear sumb'tin like it with my *Banjer by the fire light!<G>
Twerr early one morn, for the day began
when a blue streak of fur thru the lodgedoor ran..
It pounced on Skeezix like the Blackfoot clan...
..and I kicked it with my moccersin to the promise land!
A#1 *steam'n and a roll'n!
A#1 with a hammer in his hand!
a#1 *steam'n and a roll'n!
..gonna send that bleu wildcat too the promise land!
Back to the bunkhouse the fight did go..
Whiteriver woke up to the terrible froe..
Wildcat fur a fly'n and claws and fangs -
..and one Mt.Man blead'n from his Banjer pick'nhand!
The time had come to put on the show..
and whiteriver brought the toolbox from the shed you know..
He picked a #16 oz hammer and ah plastic bag...
..and we cleaned up the kittymess with a piece of rag<G>
That's 'bout all I kin say, an thanks fer leand'n an ear..
If you see me comming you better stay clear<G>
Don't purr or pounce around my land...
*Or I'll I'm turn yah into catgut fer the FCF jug band!
-=Catguts=-
WAUGH!
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> Subject: Re: [RR] Ode to Cat Killer
> Date: Wed, 12 Jul 2000 14:25:23 EDT
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> It was a dark and stromy night,
> When ol Dueane opened the door with Fright,
> In from the dark jumped a cat,
> That would soon be made into a hat,
> With the cat a screaming and Duane a crying,
> Josh with a hammer came into the room a flying,
> He threw the hammer to his dad on the floor,
> and soon the cat was no more.
> In California it would be off to jail he would go,
> Cause down there you can't kill cats didn't you know.
> Duane has'nt bloated with all this new fame,
> But he did go and change his Mt. Man name.
> With the name A-1 retired,
> We will now sing the glory of Cat Killer around the campfire.
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