DuWayne
I'um tarred of da way you'uns makes fun of us Texicans.
I 'spect an opologe rat now. Alots of us'ens from Texas
ar edumicated. I's even gots myself a p.h.d. I's had a
tacher what tolded me that I should try to gets me a
p.h.d. Nows I gots two of um. One gots wuden hanles,
and tu uther one has pape hanles. Dhems da best Post Hole
Diggers I got. Whal I got ta go change da earl in mah ol
pecup bafor she goes belly up.I'll be awatchin fer that there
opologe on mah newfangeled computr.
"Ol Coyot"
Borger,TEXAS
Duane Wheeler wrote:
> AnyYabberhounds from the Lone Star state want to *affirm the follow'n?
>
> -=A=-
>
> TEXAN TALK (read phonetically for maximum effect!)
>
> Aholt: get in touch with; as in "I'll get aholt of him"
>
> Bob Warr Fants: something to keep cattle in the pasture
> >>>>
> Born: a building on a rayanch
> >>>>
> Brayud: something you make a sangweech with
> >>>>
> Camer: a thang you take pitchers with
> >>>>
> Hay Und: something that holds your five fingers
> >>>>
> Hayud: where you keep your brains
> >>>>
> Hayut: something you wear on your hayud
> >>>>
> Lektrit Fayun: something you plug in to make breezes blow
> >>>>
> Li-barry: a place whurr you check out books
> >>>>
> Mals: measure of distance
> >>>>
> Maon: like "Ah don't need a ride, ah has maon cawur"
> >>>>
> Meer: a looking glass
> >>>>
> Merkan Cissen: one born in the USA
> >>>>
> Pan: a place where one serves a life sentence
> >>>>
> Pay Un: a thang used to cook in
> >>>>
> Punchard Tar: something that goes flat when you don't have a spare
> >>>>
> Ranch: something to take a nut off a bolt with
> >>>>
> Rat Cheer: in this very place
> >>>>
> Rat Naow: immediately if not sooner
> >>>>
> Rat Tare: a little south of Rat Cheer
> >>>>
> Rayanch: an piece of property over fifty thousand acres
> >>>>
> Rinch: when you soak your clothes in clear water
> >>>>
> Sangweech: something made with two pieces of brayud
> >>>>
> Tal: a thang you dries dishes with after they have been rinched
> >>>>
> Tant: a thang that holds a circus
> >>>>
> Tarred: plum tuckered out
> >>>>
> Warr Plars: something you cut a fants with
> >>>>
> Whan: like "Whan yuh comin tuh see me?"
> >>>>
> Whurr: like "whurr's muh hayut?"
> >>>>
> Woosh: like "Ah woosh you would be muh sweethort, Mary Lou"
> >>>>
>
> This is truly Texan Talk. Remember, Texans don't talk slow; it's
> just that everone else listens too fast.
>
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Dennis Thomas Sr.
Coordinator of Safety Training and Education
Frank Phillips College
P.O. Box 5118
Borger, Texas 79008-5118
Phone: (806) 274-5311, 789
Fax: (806) 274-9834
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