-=A=-,
Absotively, posilutely ko-wrecked.
Michael G
In a message dated 4/20/99 11:45:56 AM Central Daylight Time,
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AnyYabberhounds from the Lone Star state want to *affirm the follow'n?
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TEXAN TALK (read phonetically for maximum effect!)
Aholt: get in touch with; as in "I'll get aholt of him"
Bob Warr Fants: something to keep cattle in the pasture
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Born: a building on a rayanch
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Brayud: something you make a sangweech with
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Camer: a thang you take pitchers with
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Hay Und: something that holds your five fingers
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Hayud: where you keep your brains
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Hayut: something you wear on your hayud
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Lektrit Fayun: something you plug in to make breezes blow
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Li-barry: a place whurr you check out books
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Mals: measure of distance
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Maon: like "Ah don't need a ride, ah has maon cawur"
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Meer: a looking glass
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Merkan Cissen: one born in the USA
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Pan: a place where one serves a life sentence
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Pay Un: a thang used to cook in
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Punchard Tar: something that goes flat when you don't have a spare
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Ranch: something to take a nut off a bolt with
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Rat Cheer: in this very place
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Rat Naow: immediately if not sooner
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Rat Tare: a little south of Rat Cheer
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Rayanch: an piece of property over fifty thousand acres
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Rinch: when you soak your clothes in clear water
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Sangweech: something made with two pieces of brayud
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Tal: a thang you dries dishes with after they have been rinched
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Tant: a thang that holds a circus
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Tarred: plum tuckered out
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Warr Plars: something you cut a fants with
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Whan: like "Whan yuh comin tuh see me?"
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Whurr: like "whurr's muh hayut?"
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Woosh: like "Ah woosh you would be muh sweethort, Mary Lou"
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This is truly Texan Talk. Remember, Texans don't talk slow; it's
just that everone else listens too fast. >>
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