> DuWayne
> I'um tarred of da way you'uns makes fun of us Texicans.
If'n yur Tarred, better rust up... 'cuz I twernt make'n fun
of Y'all... *Fact-der-matter is I unner-stood ebrey wort!
Plezzez me greatly to palaver wid a fellow *outstanding in
the field of yabber'n..
> I 'spect an opologe rat now. Alots of us'ens from Texas
> ar edumicated.
*S-U-R! <G>
*I-M-2!
I's even gots myself a p.h.d. I's had a
> tacher what tolded me that I should try to gets me a
> p.h.d. Nows I gots two of um. One gots wuden hanles,
> and tu uther one has pape hanles. Dhems da best Post Hole
> Diggers I got.
Them contrap-shuns work as a Therm-o-meter (Temp'ture teller)..
Glue a model off-ah WW2 Jap airplane to the top and it'll allways be:
One degree below Zero!
Whal I got ta go change da earl in mah ol
> pecup bafor she goes belly up.I'll be awatchin fer that there
> opologe on mah newfangeled computr.
> "Ol Coyot"
> Borger,TEXAS
>
*Well here goes...whoop-ti-doodle!A
I *O-poller-gize Rat Cheer on Rail Ranchernet to "Ol' Coot"
down thar in Burger TEXAS! Plah-eeeze fer-give my fancy words
that made fun of yur gabb'n... It twern't ment to harm nun...
'jes plain talk...
anna as such... donut mean ah thang.
->A No.1<-
>
> Duane Wheeler wrote:
>
> > AnyYabberhounds from the Lone Star state want to *affirm the follow'n?
> >
> > -=A=-
> >
> > TEXAN TALK (read phonetically for maximum effect!)
> >
> > Aholt: get in touch with; as in "I'll get aholt of him"
> >
> > Bob Warr Fants: something to keep cattle in the pasture
> > >>>>
> > Born: a building on a rayanch
> > >>>>
> > Brayud: something you make a sangweech with
> > >>>>
> > Camer: a thang you take pitchers with
> > >>>>
> > Hay Und: something that holds your five fingers
> > >>>>
> > Hayud: where you keep your brains
> > >>>>
> > Hayut: something you wear on your hayud
> > >>>>
> > Lektrit Fayun: something you plug in to make breezes blow
> > >>>>
> > Li-barry: a place whurr you check out books
> > >>>>
> > Mals: measure of distance
> > >>>>
> > Maon: like "Ah don't need a ride, ah has maon cawur"
> > >>>>
> > Meer: a looking glass
> > >>>>
> > Merkan Cissen: one born in the USA
> > >>>>
> > Pan: a place where one serves a life sentence
> > >>>>
> > Pay Un: a thang used to cook in
> > >>>>
> > Punchard Tar: something that goes flat when you don't have a spare
> > >>>>
> > Ranch: something to take a nut off a bolt with
> > >>>>
> > Rat Cheer: in this very place
> > >>>>
> > Rat Naow: immediately if not sooner
> > >>>>
> > Rat Tare: a little south of Rat Cheer
> > >>>>
> > Rayanch: an piece of property over fifty thousand acres
> > >>>>
> > Rinch: when you soak your clothes in clear water
> > >>>>
> > Sangweech: something made with two pieces of brayud
> > >>>>
> > Tal: a thang you dries dishes with after they have been rinched
> > >>>>
> > Tant: a thang that holds a circus
> > >>>>
> > Tarred: plum tuckered out
> > >>>>
> > Warr Plars: something you cut a fants with
> > >>>>
> > Whan: like "Whan yuh comin tuh see me?"
> > >>>>
> > Whurr: like "whurr's muh hayut?"
> > >>>>
> > Woosh: like "Ah woosh you would be muh sweethort, Mary Lou"
> > >>>>
> >
> > This is truly Texan Talk. Remember, Texans don't talk slow; it's
> > just that everone else listens too fast.
> >
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>
>
> Dennis Thomas Sr.
> Coordinator of Safety Training and Education
> Frank Phillips College
> P.O. Box 5118
> Borger, Texas 79008-5118
> Phone: (806) 274-5311, 789
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