Application For Arkansas State Drivers License

LAST NAME: __________________________

FIRST NAME: ( CHECK APPROPRIATE BOX)
__ BILLY-BOB   __ BOBBY-SUE
__ BILLY-RAY   __ BOBBY-JO
__ BILLY-JOE    __ BOBBY-ANN
__ BILLY-SUE   __ BOBBY-LEE
__ BILLY-MAE   __ BOBBY-ELLEN
__ BILLY-JACK  __ BOBBY-BETH

AGE: ____ (IF NOT SURE, GUESS)

SEX: ____ M  ____ F  ____ NOT SURE

SHOE SIZE ____ LEFT ____ RIGHT

OCCUPATION:
__ FARMER                    __ MECHANIC
__ HAIR DRESSER          __ WAITRESS
__ UNEMPLOYED           __ DIRTY POLITICIAN

SPOUSE'S NAME: ____________________

2ND SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________

3RD SPOUSE'S NAME ___________________

LOVER'S NAME _________________

2ND LOVER'S NAME _________________

RELATION TO SPOUSE 
__ SISTER     __ AUNT
__ BROTHER __ UNCLE
__ MOTHER   __ SON
__ FATHER    __ DAUGHTER
__ COUSIN     __ PET

NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN HOUSEHOLD: ________
NUMBER OF CHILDREN LIVING IN SHED ______
NUMBER THAT YOURS ________
MOTHER'S NAME __________________________
FATHER'S NAME ___________________________ ( IF NOT SURE LEAVE BLANK)

EDUCATION          1 2 3 4    ( CIRCLE HIGHEST GRADE COMPLETED)

DO YOU ___ OWN OR ___ RENT YOU MOBILE HOME

__ TOTAL NUMBER OF VEHICLES 
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES THAT STILL CRANK
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN FRONT YARD
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES IN BACK YARD
__ NUMBER OF VEHICLES ON CEMENT BLOCKS

WHERE DO YOU KEEP THEM FIREARMS
___ TRUCK             ___ KITCHEN 
___ BEDROOM       ___ BATHROOM
___ SHED

MODEL AND YEAR OF YOUR PICKUP

___________________  194__

DO YOU HAVE A GUN RACK?
___ YES ____ NO  IF NO PLEASE EXPLAIN ___________________________

NEWSPAPERS/MAGAZINES YOU READ:
__ THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER           __ THE GLOBE
__ TV GUIDE                                     __ SOAP OPERA DIGEST
__ RIFLE AND SHOTGUN

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN A UFO

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS

___ NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE SEEN ELVIS IN A UFO

HOW OFTEN DO YOU BATHE?

___ WEEKLY
___ MONTHLY
___ NOT APPLICABLE

COLOR OF TEETH 
__ YELLOW          __ BROWNISH-YELLOW
__ BROWN           __ BLACK
__ N/A                  __ TEETH?

BRAND OF CHEWING TOBACCO YOU PREFER
__ RED-MAN
__ OTHER

HOW FAR IS YOUR HOME FROM A PAVED ROAD?
__ 1 MILE
__ 2 MILES
__ DON'T KNOW
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