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1 - Is it good if a vacuum really sucks
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2 - Why is the third hand on a clock called the second hand ? 3 - If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know ? 4 - If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words ? 5 - Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack ? 6 - Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing ? 7 - Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing ? 8 - Why do 'tug' boats push their barges ? 9 - Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game", when we're already there ? 10 - Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting ? 11 - Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light" ? 12 - Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected ? 13 - Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites ? 14 - Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things ? 15 - Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds ? 16 - If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it ? 17 - If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting ? 18 - If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular 19 - If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right ? 20 - Why is bra singular and panties plural ? 21 - Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead ? 22 - Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in suitcases ? 23 - How come abbreviated is such a long word ? 24 - Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them ? 25 - Why doesn't glue stick on the inside of the bottle ? 26 - Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one ? O ooo 2 Corinthians 5:7 / | o | | \ "For we walk by faith, not by sight." \ ----|---- | | | / Commander Timothy "Faithwalker" Kuehn / | \ | | | Outpost 108 - Oregon District - West Metro Section | | / Hillsboro First Assembly of God \ | / [EMAIL PROTECTED] \_____/ |
[RR] YES!! We are a Confused People .....
Timothy \"Faithwalker\" Kuehn Sun, 19 Dec 1999 06:34:17 -0800
