Y'all,
I know some of you are on Missionette list so I apologize for
this getting out twice. HOwever I thought it was funny
John
I thought this was a good one worth sharing!
> A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
> class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they
> are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be
> like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
> fireworks.
>
> There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone
> along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
> different.
>
> "Because I'm not an atheist."
>
> Then, asks the teacher, what are you?
>
> "I'm a Christian."
>
> The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
> Lucy why she is a Christian.
>
> "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a
Christian,
> and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
>
> The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What
if
> your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
>
> A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
>
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