To: Frank-bubba Pitelli From: Jimbob Bosefus, CMO (Chief Moonshine Officer) of the SAS
Bubba, we sure do appreciate you takin' the time ta write to us. Y'all are mighty nice to take notice of the happenins' down here. But I gotta tell ya, we don't take kindly in these parts to no city slickers ner yankees tellin us what to call what when we plumb already knows what's goin' on. Mr. Tyng is a fine gentleman who has extended his hand in friendship (and to sample some 'shine) to me and my fellas here at the Southern Armoured Squadron, and we have decided that he's alright (fer city folk). Until he tells us differnt, TTS stands fer 'Tyng Track System', or to use it's co-loke-queal name, the 'Tri-Pact Bubbas Wish They Wuz That Smart System'... Y'all are welcome to come down to try negotiatin' any ole time you please, but many a 'negotiator' has gone home unhappy with the sound of banjoes and hearty flatulence in their ears... Clark 'Jimbob Bosefus' Ward, CMO of the SAS p.s. - Realizin' that y'all might be none too comfertable so far from yer air conditionin', freshly laundered clothing, and bars that serve froo-froo drinks with pink foam on top, we might haveta send a feller up there to take care of any lingering business issues, y'hear? --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
