Pete... Sick Sick SICK!
ROTFLMFAO!!! Steve On May 21, 7:17 pm, Pete Arundel <[email protected]> wrote: > Later, in a secret location close to the Staffordshire Moorlands . . . > > ++++ Transcript Dated 09/05/2010 ++++ > > PA: I have the stiff stats from yesterday. > OC: Can't you call them 'casualty reports' like everyone else? > PA: Sure, whatever, but they make for a very wobbly read. > OC: That's the printer, let's have a gander > [pause] > OC: Ah . . . I thought that we'd issued you with a Valentine tank. > PA: Well we had one but the wheels fell off. > OC: Still use it as a pillbox, son. > PA: True - unless the O-Ring has blown in the remote hose to the main > armament > OC: So did you actually do anything to defend Eric? > PA: Well . . . no. > OC: So where is the Valentine? You don't seem to have brought it back > with you. > PA: I managed to fix the gas line by borrowing an O-ring from the > enemy. > OC: and they GAVE you one? > PA: Sure. Neil was getting bored with winning and wanted more of a > challenge. > OC: Sporting of him. Still doesn't explain why you've come home > without The Tank. > PA: I let someone borrow it. > OC: What?! > PA: Well after I borrowed an O-ring from the enemy commander I > couldn't really refuse his other half the opportunity to shoot him. > OC: You let a strange woman loose with our military hardware? > PA: Yep. > OC: Yep? > PA: Yep. She's not that strange although her boots were very cool. > OC: . . . and later on she stole the tank? > PA: Nah - the tank transporter broke down and I had to abandon it in > enemy territory > OC: Enemy territory? > PA: Yeah . . . well surrey > [pause] > PA: which is pretty much the same thing. Phil's looking after it. > OC: Is he the enemy? > PA: No. He's a solicitor. > OC: Surely that's pretty much the same thing? > PA: No, it's just his job. > OC: If a man is paid to slaughter puppies and is found knee deep in > puppy entrails and juggling their little, doggy heads then it could be > said that it is 'just his job' but that doesn't make it any less vile. > PA: Is that a real job? > OC: Probably in France. > > ++++ Transcript ends at this point ++++ > > -- > You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. > To post a message, send email to [email protected] > To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] > Visit the group athttp://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe, send email to [email protected] Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat
