Delma, lolollolololol! Nice one. Thanks Syl "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." - Sylvia Lopez
----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:02 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Signs of the times funny > > > Signs of the Time > > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : > "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" > > On a Gynecologist's Office: > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." > > On a Plumber's truck: > "We repair what your husband fixed." > > On another Plumber's truck > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." > > Pizza Shop Slogan: > "7 days without pizza makes one weak." > > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee ! > "Invite us to your next blowout." > > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" > > At a Towing company: > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > > On an Electrician's truck: > "Let us remove your shorts." > > In a Non-smoking Area: > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate > action." > > On a Maternity Room door: > "Push. Push. Push" > > At an Optometrist's Office: > "If you don't see what you 're looking for, you've come to the right > place." > > On a Taxidermist's window: > "We really know our stuff." > > In a Podiatrist's office: > "Time wounds all heels." > > On a Fence: > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." > > At a Car Dealership: > "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." > > Outside a Muffler Shop: > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > > At the Electric Company: > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. > However, if you don't, you will be." > > In a Restaurant window: > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up . > > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: > "Drive carefully. We'll wait." > > At a Propane Filling Station: > "Thank heaven for little grills." > > On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : > "We're Number One in Number Two." > > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: > "Best place in town to take a leak." > > Delma > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
