yes it is i just got it today and had to share it with you all Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sandra Warren" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 7:45 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Signs of the times funny
> > Hi, Delma, > > I had just gotten this about a week ago; no matter how many times I read > it, > it's still mega funny! > > Sandy > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Sugarsyl <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:37 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Signs of the times funny > > >> >> Delma, lolollolololol! >> Nice one. >> Thanks >> Syl >> "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is >> hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." >> - Sylvia Lopez >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:02 PM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Signs of the times funny >> >> >> > >> > >> > Signs of the Time >> > >> > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : >> > "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" >> > >> > On a Gynecologist's Office: >> > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." >> > >> > On a Plumber's truck: >> > "We repair what your husband fixed." >> > >> > On another Plumber's truck >> > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." >> > >> > Pizza Shop Slogan: >> > "7 days without pizza makes one weak." >> > >> > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee ! >> > "Invite us to your next blowout." >> > >> > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: >> > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" >> > >> > At a Towing company: >> > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." >> > >> > On an Electrician's truck: >> > "Let us remove your shorts." >> > >> > In a Non-smoking Area: >> > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate >> > action." >> > >> > On a Maternity Room door: >> > "Push. Push. Push" >> > >> > At an Optometrist's Office: >> > "If you don't see what you 're looking for, you've come to the right >> > place." >> > >> > On a Taxidermist's window: >> > "We really know our stuff." >> > >> > In a Podiatrist's office: >> > "Time wounds all heels." >> > >> > On a Fence: >> > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." >> > >> > At a Car Dealership: >> > "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." >> > >> > Outside a Muffler Shop: >> > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." >> > >> > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: >> > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" >> > >> > At the Electric Company: >> > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. >> > However, if you don't, you will be." >> > >> > In a Restaurant window: >> > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up . >> > >> > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: >> > "Drive carefully. We'll wait." >> > >> > At a Propane Filling Station: >> > "Thank heaven for little grills." >> > >> > On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : >> > "We're Number One in Number Two." >> > >> > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: >> > "Best place in town to take a leak." >> > >> > Delma >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > -- >> > No virus found in this incoming message. >> > Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: > 10/4/2006 >> > >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 >> >> > > > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/06 > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
