i thought some one mite like this one i no i sure did when i read it so just had to share it. Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugarsyl" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 5:37 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Signs of the times funny
> > Delma, lolollolololol! > Nice one. > Thanks > Syl > "Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is > hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living." > - Sylvia Lopez > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:02 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Signs of the times funny > > >> >> >> Signs of the Time >> >> On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : >> "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" >> >> On a Gynecologist's Office: >> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." >> >> On a Plumber's truck: >> "We repair what your husband fixed." >> >> On another Plumber's truck >> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." >> >> Pizza Shop Slogan: >> "7 days without pizza makes one weak." >> >> At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee ! >> "Invite us to your next blowout." >> >> On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: >> "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" >> >> At a Towing company: >> "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." >> >> On an Electrician's truck: >> "Let us remove your shorts." >> >> In a Non-smoking Area: >> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate >> action." >> >> On a Maternity Room door: >> "Push. Push. Push" >> >> At an Optometrist's Office: >> "If you don't see what you 're looking for, you've come to the right >> place." >> >> On a Taxidermist's window: >> "We really know our stuff." >> >> In a Podiatrist's office: >> "Time wounds all heels." >> >> On a Fence: >> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." >> >> At a Car Dealership: >> "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." >> >> Outside a Muffler Shop: >> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." >> >> In a Veterinarian's waiting room: >> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" >> >> At the Electric Company: >> "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. >> However, if you don't, you will be." >> >> In a Restaurant window: >> "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up . >> >> In the front yard of a Funeral Home: >> "Drive carefully. We'll wait." >> >> At a Propane Filling Station: >> "Thank heaven for little grills." >> >> On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : >> "We're Number One in Number Two." >> >> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: >> "Best place in town to take a leak." >> >> Delma >> >> > >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: >> 10/4/2006 >> >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.407 / Virus Database: 268.12.13/463 - Release Date: 10/4/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
