Short Christmas Jokes Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Who delivers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus! How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down? Stacks! What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve? Because he's Sooty! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? The letter "D"! Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents? Santa Paws!
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