wow, a degree by marriage imagine that..grins ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 7:31 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings
> > hehehehe so when me and lr get married, i get a master, and didnt even go > all through high school > now tell that one to the college grads > Delma > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 5:06 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Crazy Meanings > > >> >> Cigarette: >> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at >> the other. >> >> Love affairs: >> Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular >> than a five-day test. >> >> Marriage: >> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman >> gains her master >> >> Divorce: >> Future tense of marriage >> >> Lecture: >> An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to >> the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. >> >> Conference: >> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. >> >> Compromise: >> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he >> got the biggest piece. >> >> Tears: >> The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by >> feminine waterpower... >> >> Dictionary: >> A place where divorce comes before marriage. >> >> Conference Room: >> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees >> later on. >> >> Ecstasy: >> A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never >> felt before. >> >> Classic: >> A book which people praise, but do not read. >> >> Smile: >> A curve that can set a lot of things straight. >> >> Office: >> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. >> >> Yawn: >> The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. >> >> Etc: >> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. >> >> Committee: >> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that >> nothing can be done together. >> >> Experience: >> The name men give to their mistakes. >> >> Atom Bomb: >> An invention to end all inventions. >> >> Philosopher: >> A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. >> >> Diplomat: >> A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually >> look forward to the trip. >> >> Opportunist: >> A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. >> >> Optimist: >> A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am >> not injured yet. >> >> Pessimist: >> A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the >> first letter in word OPPORTUNITY >> >> Miser: >> A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. >> >> Father: >> A banker provided by nature. >> >> Criminal: >> A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. >> >> Boss: >> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. >> >> Politician: >> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. >> >> Doctor: >> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.21/589 - Release Date: >> 12/15/2006 >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
