yep and what a grate way to get one, huh? ----- Original Message ----- From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 8:04 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings
> > wow, a degree by marriage imagine that..grins > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 7:31 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings > > >> >> hehehehe so when me and lr get married, i get a master, and didnt even go >> all through high school >> now tell that one to the college grads >> Delma >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> >> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 5:06 PM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Crazy Meanings >> >> >>> >>> Cigarette: >>> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at >>> the other. >>> >>> Love affairs: >>> Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular >>> than a five-day test. >>> >>> Marriage: >>> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman >>> gains her master >>> >>> Divorce: >>> Future tense of marriage >>> >>> Lecture: >>> An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to >>> the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. >>> >>> Conference: >>> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. >>> >>> Compromise: >>> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he >>> got the biggest piece. >>> >>> Tears: >>> The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by >>> feminine waterpower... >>> >>> Dictionary: >>> A place where divorce comes before marriage. >>> >>> Conference Room: >>> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees >>> later on. >>> >>> Ecstasy: >>> A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never >>> felt before. >>> >>> Classic: >>> A book which people praise, but do not read. >>> >>> Smile: >>> A curve that can set a lot of things straight. >>> >>> Office: >>> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. >>> >>> Yawn: >>> The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. >>> >>> Etc: >>> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. >>> >>> Committee: >>> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that >>> nothing can be done together. >>> >>> Experience: >>> The name men give to their mistakes. >>> >>> Atom Bomb: >>> An invention to end all inventions. >>> >>> Philosopher: >>> A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. >>> >>> Diplomat: >>> A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually >>> look forward to the trip. >>> >>> Opportunist: >>> A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. >>> >>> Optimist: >>> A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am >>> not injured yet. >>> >>> Pessimist: >>> A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the >>> first letter in word OPPORTUNITY >>> >>> Miser: >>> A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. >>> >>> Father: >>> A banker provided by nature. >>> >>> Criminal: >>> A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. >>> >>> Boss: >>> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. >>> >>> Politician: >>> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. >>> >>> Doctor: >>> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. >>> >>> >>> > >>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> No virus found in this incoming message. >>> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >>> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.21/589 - Release Date: >>> 12/15/2006 >>> >>> >> >> >> > >> > > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.21/589 - Release Date: > 12/15/2006 > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
