um, if you mean a degree..I just as soon do it the hard way, grins.. so when are yall getting hitched? ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 8:11 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings
> > yep and what a grate way to get one, huh? > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 8:04 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings > > >> >> wow, a degree by marriage imagine that..grins >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 7:31 PM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Crazy Meanings >> >> >>> >>> hehehehe so when me and lr get married, i get a master, and didnt even >>> go >>> all through high school >>> now tell that one to the college grads >>> Delma >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: "send stuff here" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> To: "delmas recipes" <[email protected]> >>> Sent: Friday, December 15, 2006 5:06 PM >>> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Crazy Meanings >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Cigarette: >>>> A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at >>>> the other. >>>> >>>> Love affairs: >>>> Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular >>>> than a five-day test. >>>> >>>> Marriage: >>>> It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman >>>> gains her master >>>> >>>> Divorce: >>>> Future tense of marriage >>>> >>>> Lecture: >>>> An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to >>>> the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. >>>> >>>> Conference: >>>> The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. >>>> >>>> Compromise: >>>> The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he >>>> got the biggest piece. >>>> >>>> Tears: >>>> The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by >>>> feminine waterpower... >>>> >>>> Dictionary: >>>> A place where divorce comes before marriage. >>>> >>>> Conference Room: >>>> A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees >>>> later on. >>>> >>>> Ecstasy: >>>> A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never >>>> felt before. >>>> >>>> Classic: >>>> A book which people praise, but do not read. >>>> >>>> Smile: >>>> A curve that can set a lot of things straight. >>>> >>>> Office: >>>> A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. >>>> >>>> Yawn: >>>> The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. >>>> >>>> Etc: >>>> A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. >>>> >>>> Committee: >>>> Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that >>>> nothing can be done together. >>>> >>>> Experience: >>>> The name men give to their mistakes. >>>> >>>> Atom Bomb: >>>> An invention to end all inventions. >>>> >>>> Philosopher: >>>> A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. >>>> >>>> Diplomat: >>>> A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually >>>> look forward to the trip. >>>> >>>> Opportunist: >>>> A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. >>>> >>>> Optimist: >>>> A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am >>>> not injured yet. >>>> >>>> Pessimist: >>>> A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the >>>> first letter in word OPPORTUNITY >>>> >>>> Miser: >>>> A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. >>>> >>>> Father: >>>> A banker provided by nature. >>>> >>>> Criminal: >>>> A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. >>>> >>>> Boss: >>>> Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. >>>> >>>> Politician: >>>> One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. >>>> >>>> Doctor: >>>> A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. >>>> >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> -- >>>> No virus found in this incoming message. >>>> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >>>> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.21/589 - Release Date: >>>> 12/15/2006 >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> > >>> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> No virus found in this incoming message. >> Checked by AVG Free Edition. >> Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.15.21/589 - Release Date: >> 12/15/2006 >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
