Hi, gosh, martha stuart? i can't stand the woman. so overhyped.
Kay ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, December 18, 2006 2:23 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Martha Stewart's, Holiday To Do List > > got this from another list > Delma > Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List > > December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Spray paint gold, > turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas cards. > > December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas > message for answering machine. > > December 3 Using candlewick and hand-gilded miniature pine cones, > fashion a > cat-o-nine- tails. Flog gardener. > > December 4 Repaint Sistine Chapel ceiling in ecru, with > mocha trim. > > December 5 Get new eyeglasses. Grind lenses myself. > > December 6 Fax family Christmas newsletter to Pulitzer committee for > consideration. > > December 7 Debug Windows Vista > > December 10 Align carpets to adjust for curvature of Earth. > > December 11 Lay Faberge egg. > > December 12 Take dog apart. Disinfect. Reassemble. > > December 13 Collect dentures. They make excellent pastry cutters, > particularly for decorative pie crusts. > > December 14 Install plumbing in gingerbread house. > > December 15 Replace air in mini-van tires with Glade "Holiday Scents" > in case tires are shot out at mall. > > December 17 Child proof the Christmas tree with garland of razor wire. > > December 19 Adjust legs of chairs so each Christmas dinner guest will > be the same height when sitting at his or her assigned seat. > > December 20 Dip sheep and cows in egg whites and roll in confectioner's > sugar to add a festive sparkle to the pasture. > > December 21 Drain city reservoir; refill with mulled cider, orange > slices and cinnamon sticks. > > December 22 Float votive candles in toilet tank. > > December 23 Seed clouds for white Christmas. Festoon > windows with worthless stock. > > December 24 Do my annual good deed. Go to several stores. Be seen > engaged in last minute Christmas shopping, thus making many people feel > less inadequate than they really are. > > December 25 Bear son. Swaddle. Lay in color-coordinated manger scented > with homemade potpourri. > > December 26 Organize spice racks by genus and phylum. > > December 27 Build snowman in exact likeness of God. > > December 31 New Year's Eve! Give staff their resolutions. Call a friend > in each time zone of the world as the clock strikes midnight in that > country. > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
