ahhaahaahaaheheheheheheheheehheeheh!!! these are good, hmmm, should try to memorize a few, LOL! syl
Sugar Syl Says: The kindness you spread today will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. ----- Original Message ----- From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:03 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through the day: > > > One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through the day: > > This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. > > I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. > > I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. > > Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. > > If I throw a stick, will you leave? > > If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, > I'll put shoes on my cats. > > Does your train of thought have a caboose? > > A PBS mind in an MTV world. > > Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. > > Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. > > Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. > > See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. > > Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. > > A woman's favorite position is CEO. > > I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. > > A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. > > Stress is when you wake up screaming > & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. > > Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? > > I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. > > Too many freaks, not enough circuses. > > Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. > > How do I set a laser printer to stun? > > Meandering to a different drummer. > > Never trust a dog to watch your food. > > Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. > > If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else & SeekCounseling. > > You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. > > Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
