ah g I wonder why, hahahaha ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 9:06 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:
> > ahhaahaahaaheheheheheheheheehheeheh!!! > these are good, hmmm, should try to memorize a few, LOL! > syl > > > Sugar Syl Says: > The kindness you spread today > will be gathered up and returned to you tomorrow. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "delma bliss" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 7:03 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through > the > day: > > >> >> >> One Liner sarcastic remarks to get you through the day: >> >> This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. >> >> I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. >> >> I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. >> >> Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. >> >> If I throw a stick, will you leave? >> >> If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, >> I'll put shoes on my cats. >> >> Does your train of thought have a caboose? >> >> A PBS mind in an MTV world. >> >> Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. >> >> Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. >> >> Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. >> >> See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. >> >> Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. >> >> A woman's favorite position is CEO. >> >> I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. >> >> A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. >> >> Stress is when you wake up screaming >> & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. >> >> Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1? >> >> I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. >> >> Too many freaks, not enough circuses. >> >> Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. >> >> How do I set a laser printer to stun? >> >> Meandering to a different drummer. >> >> Never trust a dog to watch your food. >> >> Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. >> >> If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else & SeekCounseling. >> >> You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me. >> >> Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person >> >> >> > > > > > > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.488 / Virus Database: 269.13.39/1044 - Release Date: > 10/2/2007 11:10 AM > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
