On the Lighter Side...

Swedish Extraction

My 5-year-old daughter was helping set the table one Sunday near 
Christmas. She stopped for a moment and announced, "Jesus was a 
Swede." More than a little surprised, I corrected her, "Oh, no, dear, 
Jesus was born Jewish. I'll read it to you from the Bible after 
lunch." Pensively, she laid out the silverware. Then her face 
brightened. "Mommy, I can prove it to you! We sang about it in Sunday 
school this morning." Triumphantly she sang, "Away in a manger, no 
crib for a bed, the little Lord Jesus lay down his Swede head."

Mistletoe

The weary holiday traveler looked in disbelief at a bunch of 
mistletoe hanging above the luggage check-in center. Turning to the 
attendant, he said, "Okay, I give up. Why is the mistletoe hanging 
there above the luggage scale?" The attendant said, "So you can kiss 
your luggage good-bye."

The Tree Hunt

Two kids ventured deep into the frozen woods searching for a 
Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close 
calls with hungry wolves, one turned to the other and said, "I'm 
chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care if it's decorated or not!"

Smells Like Christmas

Natalie, 6, and her 2-year-old little sister woke up Christmas 
morning. All their expectations about gifts that Santa would bring 
were met. As Natalie opened up her new pajamas and quickly put them 
on, she ran up to her mother with her sleeve sticking out and said, 
"Smell, smell this Mama." As her mother obediently bent down to take 
a sniff of the new garment, Natalie said, "Smell, this is what 
Santa's house smells like!"

Four Stages of Life

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Baby Jesus

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The 
Pastor of the church was looking at the manger scene, when he noticed 
that the baby Jesus figure was missing from the cradle. He 
immediately turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red 
wagon walking down the street. And in the wagon, was the figure of 
the infant Jesus. So he walked up to the boy and said, 'Son, where 
did you get that little Baby Jesus that's in your wagon?' The little 
boy replied, 'I got him from the church.' 'And why did you take him?' 
asked the pastor. "'Well, about a week before Christmas," the boy 
said, "I prayed to the little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would 
bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around 
the block in it."

Merry Christmas 
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