Hi Delma, This was cute. Thanks for sharing.
Sherri On 1/12/09, Delma <[email protected]> wrote: > > > your yearly dimentia test > > > It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. > As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. > If you don't use it, you lose it! > Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non loss of intelligence. > > Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. > The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made > your answer. > OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. > > 1. What do you put in a toaster? > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: 'bread.' > If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. > Try not to hurt yourself. > If you said, bread, go to Question 2. > > > > > > 2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows > drink? > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Cows drink water. > If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. > Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. > Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as > Good Housekeeping. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question > 3. > > > > > > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks > and a blue house is made from blue bricks > and a pink house is made from pink bricks > And a black house is made from black bricks, > What is a green house made from? > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. > If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? > If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. > > > > > > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over > Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically > divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the > flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining > engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. > Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane > fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East > Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East > Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? > > > > > > > > > > > > Answer: You don't bury survivors. > If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. > If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next > question > > > > > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to > Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In > Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In > Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people > get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and > five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. > You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? > > > > > > > > > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! > Don't you remember your own name? > It was YOU!! > > > Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
