neat glad you had fun with it ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sandra Warren" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 8:08 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Your yearly dimentia test
> > Oh, this was cute; I got the first one correct, but was tripped up by the > others, cows drinking milk, green bricks for the greenhouse, smile, grin, > and the list of goofs goes on and on. > It sure was fun! > Sandy > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Delma" <[email protected]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 7:54 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Your yearly dimentia test > > >> >> your welcome, glad you liked it >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Sherri Crum" <[email protected]> >> To: <[email protected]> >> Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 6:50 PM >> Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Your yearly dimentia test >> >> >>> >>> Hi Delma, >>> >>> This was cute. Thanks for sharing. >>> >>> Sherri >>> >>> On 1/12/09, Delma <[email protected]> wrote: >>>> >>>> >>>> your yearly dimentia test >>>> >>>> >>>> It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. >>>> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. >>>> As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. >>>> If you don't use it, you lose it! >>>> Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non loss of >>>> intelligence. >>>> >>>> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. >>>> The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made >>>> your answer. >>>> OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. >>>> >>>> 1. What do you put in a toaster? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: 'bread.' >>>> If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. >>>> Try not to hurt yourself. >>>> If you said, bread, go to Question 2. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> 2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows >>>> drink? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: Cows drink water. >>>> If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. >>>> Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. >>>> Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as >>>> Good Housekeeping. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question >>>> 3. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks >>>> and a blue house is made from blue bricks >>>> and a pink house is made from pink bricks >>>> And a black house is made from black bricks, >>>> What is a green house made from? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. >>>> If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? >>>> If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over >>>> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically >>>> divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the >>>> flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining >>>> engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. >>>> Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane >>>> fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East >>>> Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East >>>> Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: You don't bury survivors. >>>> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. >>>> If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next >>>> question >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to >>>> Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In >>>> Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In >>>> Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people >>>> get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and >>>> five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. >>>> You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! >>>> Don't you remember your own name? >>>> It was YOU!! >>>> >>>> >>>> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than >>>> you. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> > >>>> >>> >>> > >> >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
