glad you enjoyed it ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sugar" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 1:44 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: Your yearly dimentia test
> > LOL, Delma, this was super fun!! > thanks > syl > > Sugar Says: > Where there is grief, I hope I offered some comfort. > Where there is hate, I hope some love was found here. > Where there is doubt, I hoped I showed you words of faith. > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Delma" <[email protected]> > To: "RecipesAndMore" <[email protected]>; "BlindHandyGirl" > <[email protected]>; "JanetsKitchen" > <[email protected]>; "OurKitchenTable2" > <[email protected]> > Cc: <[email protected]> > Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 1:06 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Your yearly dimentia test > > >> >> >> your yearly dimentia test >> >> >> It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test. >> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. >> As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. >> If you don't use it, you lose it! >> Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non loss of >> intelligence. >> >> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. >> The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made >> your answer. >> OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. >> >> 1. What do you put in a toaster? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Answer: 'bread.' >> If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. >> Try not to hurt yourself. >> If you said, bread, go to Question 2. >> >> >> >> >> >> 2. Say 'silk ' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows >> drink? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Answer: Cows drink water. >> If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. >> Your brain is over stressed and may even overheat. >> Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as >> Good Housekeeping. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question >> 3. >> >> >> >> >> >> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks >> and a blue house is made from blue bricks >> and a pink house is made from pink bricks >> And a black house is made from black bricks, >> What is a green house made from? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. >> If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? >> If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. >> >> >> >> >> >> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over >> Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically >> divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the >> flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining >> engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. >> Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane >> fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East >> Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East >> Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Answer: You don't bury survivors. >> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. >> If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next >> question >> >> >> >> >> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to >> Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In >> Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In >> Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people >> get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and >> five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. >> You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! >> Don't you remember your own name? >> It was YOU!! >> >> >> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you. >> >> >> >> >> >> > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
