On the Lighter Side...

Urgent Mission

A man rushed to the jewelry counter in the store where I work soon 
after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of 
diamond earrings. I showed him a wide selection, and quickly he 
picked out a pair. When I asked him if he wanted the earrings 
gift-wrapped, he said, "That'd be great. But can you make it quick? I 
forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I'm taking out the trash."

Insufficient Data

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer 
working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long 
will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answer. 
The guy waited a bit and then started walking again. After the man 
had gone about a hundred yards, the farmer yelled out, "About 20 
minutes." "Thank you. But why didn't you tell me that when I asked 
you?" "Didn't know how fast you could walk."

Supper's Ready

One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending 
a church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite 
the children to the front of the church and have a small lesson 
before beginning the sermon. He would bring in an item they could 
find around the house and relate it to a teaching from the Bible. 
This particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke 
detector. He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an 
alarm sounded from the smoke detector. My child immediately raised 
his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking dinner."
 
A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up 
an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.
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