On the Lighter Side... Payback Time
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the pastor smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card. Bright Kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This kid is not so bright. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and says, "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!" Five Best Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to." NUMBER 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!" NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" NUMBER 1: (Raising your head slowly) "...in Jesus' name, Amen" Safety Enforcer The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
