William Roddy wrote:
> poorly secured testicles (laptop heat causes infertility; wear an
> ice-packed jock-straps),
This is temporary, right? I'm using my laptop as birth control, but
I don't want to be sterile, ya know!
> and poorly secured countries (see recent invasion of Iraq
> and re-think testing resolve of big guys).
See, an outright attack is just so crass. A far more devious plan,
while requiring great patience, is to give our enemies brand new Dell
600m laptops (with complimentary keylogger) and an underpowered CPU fan.
And to ensure maximum exposure, give them all free subscriptions to AOL
9.0 Optimized dial-up service and Napster accounts to keep them
downloading for years to come.
Oop. There are some large, non-descript men in dark, non-descript suits
outside my door. I better see what's up. Be right back guys.
...
Connection to outside.world closed.
--
Remember kids.
With great power comes great opportunity to *abuse* that power.
-- Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater <http://nuklearpower.com/>
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