Tim Hammerquist wrote:
William Roddy wrote:
poorly secured testicles (laptop heat causes infertility; wear an
ice-packed jock-straps),
This is temporary, right? I'm using my laptop as birth control, but
I don't want to be sterile, ya know!
and poorly secured countries (see recent invasion of Iraq
and re-think testing resolve of big guys).
See, an outright attack is just so crass. A far more devious plan,
while requiring great patience, is to give our enemies brand new Dell
600m laptops (with complimentary keylogger) and an underpowered CPU fan.
And to ensure maximum exposure, give them all free subscriptions to AOL
9.0 Optimized dial-up service and Napster accounts to keep them
downloading for years to come.
Oop. There are some large, non-descript men in dark, non-descript suits
outside my door. I better see what's up. Be right back guys.
...
Connection to outside.world closed.
Ahee ahee. Funny post.
No, sterility is permanent, because some Dell laptops come with chips
that emit high-frequency sperm blockers that take down your entire
reproductive system, with no known upgrade. The NSA, CIA, DoJ, and some
gamers, uses lead-shield laptop pads.
That's me out there. I am SO into nondescript. I'm all nondescript. I
am the male Cayce Pollard (Pattern Recognition - William Gibson)
version of label-hating nondescript. By the way, do you like my black
helicopter, hovering outside your window?
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