[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-09 Thread Richard J. Williams


  You must have got a corn cob stuck up your ass today 
- snip
 
Rory:
 Smutty? Childish? Obscene and pornographic? 
 OK, I get it, Richard, you were just kidding. Good one!

Now this is really funny - I get attacked by Steve for being 
a  troll for posting childish smut when I was just
indulging in a bit of harmless wordplay with Tantric 
overtones, for pointing out that Rory and Alex were being 
smutty and childish. 

You've got to admit, Rory, this is funny. LoL!

Rory:
   could it be most of them leave because they get 
   attacked for being smutty and childish when they 
   indulge in a bit of harmless wordplay with Tantric 
   overtones?

7Ray:
  It's called being a troll, Richard.  Unfortunately you 
  have honed that skill.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-09 Thread RoryGoff
Richard you do occasionally render me speechless, which my wife and probably 
others worldwide would definitely thank you for!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams punditster@... 
wrote:

 
 
   You must have got a corn cob stuck up your ass today 
 - snip
  
 Rory:
  Smutty? Childish? Obscene and pornographic? 
  OK, I get it, Richard, you were just kidding. Good one!
 
 Now this is really funny - I get attacked by Steve for being 
 a  troll for posting childish smut when I was just
 indulging in a bit of harmless wordplay with Tantric 
 overtones, for pointing out that Rory and Alex were being 
 smutty and childish. 
 
 You've got to admit, Rory, this is funny. LoL!
 
 Rory:
could it be most of them leave because they get 
attacked for being smutty and childish when they 
indulge in a bit of harmless wordplay with Tantric 
overtones?
 
 7Ray:
   It's called being a troll, Richard.  Unfortunately you 
   have honed that skill.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread card


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
   feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
   language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
  
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 
 
 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
 unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
 beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!


I'm almost certain that's Latin 'cum': lassi *with* OM!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 Ha! Good one, Alex... but of course, I only meant cum in the
 Latin sense, meaning with -- hence, Lassi with OM, but as a pun
 on Lassie come home, of course, of course.

Oh, I got the pun. I was just having fun, recreationally lashing out at my own 
shadow.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
   
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the 
private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a 
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
   
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
  
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
  unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
  beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Share Long
Obbajee, it's all those planets in nakshatras ruled by Rahu, not to mention new 
Moon in serpent nakshatra. Enjoy!
PS Happy CC etc to Alex and his shadow (-:




 From: obbajeeba no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 10:43 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
 


  
Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the grace 
of time to lay it on him?
My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM 
potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time tater's 
said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back to his place 
he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long time. I 
listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was coerced to a 
room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am going to put my best 
shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true nightmare, 
just this morning... The tater who was balding and very slender, almost too 
slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or gray hair men 
are far from slim pickings. 
To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no sex 
for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he got 
really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could smell a 
pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped chucked me, the 
universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife comes home and looks 
at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives me the evil eye. I just 
smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I am sure 
I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For the first time I have sex in a 
very long time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the 
anticipation of doing it and the first and last two humps.)because now I knew 
there was not even a chance to get that second chance to...you know, because he 
pretty much lied to say he was not married, but divorced for a while, except 
they really were not divorced,
 they were practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife knowing.  So 
Lucky for me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just to share with 
you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him and 
then I crinkled my nose and woke up.

Alex, is this too explicit? 
Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
   j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
 
 
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
 sharing
   the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
 a
   sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
 
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 

 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
 discussion
   of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
   fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
   people think of!
   
This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
 posting.
   Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
 MJ's
   brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
   eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
   herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
 to
   combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
   continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
 even
   he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
   abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
 the
   place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
 might
   show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
 to
   cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
 promise
   of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
  
   LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
  

   
  
  See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
 enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
 here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM.
 Mr. Rory, really?
  Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind
 of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am
 combining threads

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Share Long
Wonderful Maharishi quote, Mike, thanks for posting. Now you got me pondering 
about hearing and listening and what that might have to do with signal and 
noise. In fact, if the medium is the message, then is there even signal and 
noise?!





 From: Mike Dixon mdixon.6...@yahoo.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 6:08 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
 


  
*M* said at the First Symposium on the Science of Creative Intelligence at 
Amherst Ma. When you find something good, you can't rest until you share it 
with the world. But... nobody has to listen. If they *hear* but aren't 
listening, what's one more noise?

From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:25 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
 
  
WHY?

Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from rooftops? 

Why are you forced to share it?

The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.

On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: 
 
  
--- In mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... 
wrote: 
 
 Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it 
 from the roof tops. 
WHY?  What is it about your private -- and almost certainly 
completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel 
as if everyone has to be forced to share it?   
 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com; 
 mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com   Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 
 4:38 AM 
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day! 
   
 I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting. 
 
  
  From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@...
 To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com  Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 
 10:11 PM 
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day! 
   
 When the Unified Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  
 Good Night, 
 
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread merudanda
Ohh Mammy Yellow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpagev=pQ-B8n6N2s4t=5\
0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpagev=pQ-B8n6N2s4t=\
50
(Lile Wallace asks Maharishi why he left the silence of the Himalayas
and came to the West...)
Oh Mammy Blue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwVfci-YtMM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwVfci-YtMM
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon  wrote:

 *M* said at the First Symposium on the Science of Creative
Intelligence at Amherst Ma. When you find something good, you can't
rest until you share it with the world. But... nobody has to
listen. If they *hear* but aren't listening, what's one more noise?



 
  From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:25 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!


 Â

 WHY?

 Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from
rooftops?

 Why are you forced to share it?

 The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.

 On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
wrote:

 Â
 --- In mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon
mdixon.6569@ wrote:   Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to
shout it   from the roof tops.
 WHY?   What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel  as if everyone has
to be forced to share it?      From:
Share Long sharelong60@
   To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com;Sent: Wednesday,
August 7, 2013 4:38 AM  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!   
I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting. 
     From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@
   To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com   Sent: Tuesday,
August 6, 2013 10:11 PM  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!   
When the Unified Field Walked! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  Good Night, 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread card


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 08/07/2013 06:07 PM, Alex Stanley wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
  feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
  language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
  I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
  unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
  beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!
 
 
 
 You didn't graduate summa cum laude?


Omnia mea mecum (me + cum) porto!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread merudanda

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, card  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@ wrote:
 
  On 08/07/2013 06:07 PM, Alex Stanley wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
  
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
   Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
discussion of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to
your fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!
  
  
 
  You didn't graduate summa cum laude?
 

 Omnia mea mecum (me + cum) Are you referring to Smexy -Let -me -cum
song by the Panther!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15_JEEEgvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w15_JEEEgvU
.porto!

and i thought you ref.to
All of my goods are with me: justice,  virtue, prudence(iustitia,
virtus, prudentia, hoc ipsum, nihil bonum putare quod eripi possit.), by
Seneca in his  Epistulae Morales 9.18-19, Seneca,Cicero, in his 
Paradoxa Stoicorum 1.1.8,and Valerius Maximus 7.2.ext
  [:D]
have a good night



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  Ha! Good one, Alex... but of course, I only meant cum in the
  Latin sense, meaning with -- hence, Lassi with OM, but as a pun
  on Lassie come home, of course, of course.
 
 Oh, I got the pun. I was just having fun, recreationally lashing out at my 
 own shadow.

Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I meant 
cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:


 
 Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I 
 meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.

Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very very happy 
Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread raunchydog
Hilarious, dear Obba. Better than a bodice-buster and sweeter than a wet dream. 
Yes guys, women have them too. Deep bow, Obba, cum laude.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@... wrote:

 Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the grace 
 of time to lay it on him?
 My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM 
 potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time tater's 
 said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back to his 
 place he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long time. I 
 listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was coerced to a 
 room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am going to put my 
 best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true 
 nightmare, just this morning... The tater who was balding and very slender, 
 almost too slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or 
 gray hair men are far from slim pickings. 
 To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no sex 
 for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he got 
 really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could smell a 
 pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped chucked me, 
 the universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife comes home and 
 looks at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives me the evil eye. 
 I just smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I 
 am sure I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For the first time I have 
 sex in a very long time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, 
 (Except the anticipation of doing it and the first and last two 
 humps.)because now I knew there was not even a chance to get that second 
 chance to...you know, because he pretty much lied to say he was not married, 
 but divorced for a while, except they really were not divorced, they were 
 practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife knowing.  So Lucky for 
 me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just to share with you, Ravi, 
 Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
 Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him and 
 then I crinkled my nose and woke up.
 
 Alex, is this too explicit?  
 Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
  
  
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
  sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
  a
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
  discussion
of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!

 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
  posting.
Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
  MJ's
brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
  to
combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
  even
he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
  the
place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
  might
show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
  to
cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
  promise
of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
   
LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
   
 

   
   See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
  enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
  here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM.
  Mr. Rory, really?
   Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind
  of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am
  combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long sharelong60@... wrote:

 Wonderful Maharishi quote, Mike, thanks for posting. Now you got me pondering 
 about hearing and listening and what that might have to do with signal and 
 noise.

What it has to do, in this context, is that if you don't actually hear (take 
in, understand) something it becomes a sort of noise. Share, do you really 
need 'answers' to these questions of yours or do you just pull things randomly 
out of that hat you have stuck on your head? Are these 'questions' asked 
because you actually need an answer or you just want a little attention, no 
matter how silly the question? This quote of MMY's is neither profound or hard 
to decipher.


 In fact, if the medium is the message, then is there even signal and noise?!

If a question is asked disingenuously or without thinking first (or pulled out 
of a hat) is it just random, nonsensical attention-seeking noise?!
 
 
 
 
 
  From: Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 6:08 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
  
 
 
   
 *M* said at the First Symposium on the Science of Creative Intelligence at 
 Amherst Ma. When you find something good, you can't rest until you share it 
 with the world. But... nobody has to listen. If they *hear* but aren't 
 listening, what's one more noise?
 
 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:25 PM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
  
   
 WHY?
 
 Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from 
 rooftops? 
 
 Why are you forced to share it?
 
 The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.
 
 On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: 
  
   
 --- In mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ 
 wrote: 
  
  Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it 
  from the roof tops. 
 WHY?  What is it about your private -- and almost certainly 
 completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel 
 as if everyone has to be forced to share it?   
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com; 
  mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com   Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 
  2013 4:38 AM 
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day! 

  I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting. 
  
   
   From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@
  To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com  Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 
  10:11 PM 
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day! 

  When the Unified Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  
  Good Night, 
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
 
  
  Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I 
  meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
 
 Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
 very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!


Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, if 
all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate permanent 
external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and seeking. This 
time, it's gonna work! I just know it!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog  wrote:

 Hilarious, dear Obba. Better than a bodice-buster and sweeter than a
wet dream. Yes guys, women have them too. Deep bow, Obba, cum laude.






 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for
the grace of time to lay it on him?
  My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night
at a TM potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long
time tater's said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole
way back to his place he spoke about being single and not getting any in
a very long time. I listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the
home, and I was coerced to a room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys
really think I am going to put my best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO.
Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true nightmare, just this morning... The
tater who was balding and very slender, almost too slender, but
Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or gray hair men are far
from slim pickings.
  To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he
had no sex for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him
no, and he got really close to me and well, really close and too close
and I could smell a pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or
two pumped chucked me, the universe was set into play..then all of a
sudden, his wife comes home and looks at me like I am some kind of
something or other, gives me the evil eye. I just smile an realize. OMG,
I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I am sure I was ovulating,
now that I thought more. For the first time I have sex in a very long
time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the
anticipation of doing it and the first and last two humps.)because now I
knew there was not even a chance to get that second chance to...you
know, because he pretty much lied to say he was not married, but
divorced for a while, except they really were not divorced, they were
practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife knowing.  So Lucky
for me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just to share with
you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
  Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like
him and then I crinkled my nose and woke up.
 
  Alex, is this too explicit?
  Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
chivukula.ravi@
   wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
 j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
   
   
 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
   sharing
 the private feelings with others. Not the way you are
thinking, just
   a
 sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it
sultry.
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
   
Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
   
  
   Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
   discussion
 of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to
your
 fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff
that YOU
 people think of!
 
  This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
   posting.
 Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just
like
   MJ's
 brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to
close his
 eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to
stop
 herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't
have
   to
 combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going
to
 continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth
than
   even
 he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be
tracking the
 abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be
mucking up
   the
 place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three,
AZ
   might
 show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to
continue
   to
 cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given
the
   promise
 of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.

 LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!

  
 

See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
   enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word,
and then
   here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum
OM.
   Mr. Rory, really?
Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all
kind
   of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread?
(Yes, I am
   

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread raunchydog


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
  
   
   Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I 
   meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
  
  Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
  very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!
 
 
 Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
 waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
 depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
 drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, if 
 all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate permanent 
 external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and seeking. 
 This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!


Happy Birthday, Alex! You're The Cream In My Coffee 
http://youtu.be/m-6m2CC0pPM



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread emilymae.reyn
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX!  Praise be to the filter feeders (smile, smiley face, 
smile, smiley face).  May your 53rd year be the best ever!  

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
  
   
   Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I 
   meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
  
  Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
  very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!
 
 
 Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
 waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
 depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
 drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, if 
 all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate permanent 
 external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and seeking. 
 This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Bhairitu
On 08/08/2013 07:07 AM, Alex Stanley wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:


 Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of course, I 
 meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
 Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
 very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!

 Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
 waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
 depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
 drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, if 
 all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate permanent 
 external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and seeking. 
 This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!

Well, better than me waking up in a strange place on my 50th and 
puking.  Nope, not in Las Vegas but Varanasi, India.  Neat place, bad 
stomach.  Seems the kitchen wasn't up to snuff the night before and I 
think a few others staying at the bed, breakfast and dinner place on the 
banks of the Ganges got sick too.  So hope though scallops are in good 
shape (I love scallops BTW).  Anyhoo, have a good one!



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu noozguru@... wrote:

 On 08/08/2013 07:07 AM, Alex Stanley wrote:
 
  Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is 
  quite the contrast with waking up on my 50th and 
  bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
  depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and 
  early and full of delicious drip-brewed organic 
  espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. 
  And, if all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm 
  making will be the ultimate permanent external 
  fulfillment that finally puts an end to all 
  craving and seeking. This time, it's gonna 
  work! I just know it!
 
 Well, better than me waking up in a strange place on 
 my 50th and puking. Nope, not in Las Vegas but 
 Varanasi, India.  Neat place, bad stomach. 

LOL, but also happy birthday to Alex. 

I spent my 50th in Amsterdam, in circumstances that
I shall not repeat for fear of offending Buck's ears.

But your phrase waking up in a strange place set
off a memory for me of a friend who had an odd exper-
ience waking up on the morning of his 25th birthday. 
It was such a cool story in a way that I've toyed
ever since with writing a movie for which his story
is the opening scene. 

This guy woke up hearing an odd buzzing in his ears.
Opening his eyes and looking around, he found that
he was lying on gravel, with a chain-link fence on
one side of him, and a row of bushes on the other.
The buzzing seemed to be coming from the other side
of the bushes, so he raised himself up so that he
could see what was causing the buzzing, and saw
cars going by at high speed. He was lying on the
side of a freeway. 

He found that somewhat curious, having no memory of
how he might have ended up there. Then he looked 
down, and found that he was wearing a suit and tie
and a new pair of shoes. This he found even more
curious, because my friend was a hippie, and didn't
even own a suit and tie. 

When he finally got it together enough to walk to
the nearest exit of the freeway, he found that it 
was two miles away. To this day he does not know
how he got there, or why. His last memories before
waking up involved going out drinking with a bunch
of friends in L.A., 100 miles away. 

So think positively. You may have awakened on your
birthday puking, but at least you probably knew 
how you got there.  :-)





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread PaliGap
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, raunchydog raunchydog@... wrote:

 Happy Birthday, Alex! You're The Cream In My Coffee 
 http://youtu.be/m-6m2CC0pPM

And you bring me sunshine...

http://youtu.be/ZedhoqYdfTM



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:


 Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
 waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
 depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
 drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, if 
 all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate permanent 
 external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and seeking. 
 This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!

Ha! Glad to hear you awoke in a very good mood, Alex! And that your day is 
going so well. And yes, I am having NO doubt whatsoever that the sea-scallop 
dish will permanently be sending you over the top. How could it not be doing 
so? It is being a very salty aphrodisiac, like Lassi. But to make sure it 
works, I would recommend tying the scallops to a string, attaching the string 
to a ten-foot pole, and walking around with them dangling in front of you for 
the rest of your life. Then, you can always be seeing and appreciating your 
most glorious future, here and now.



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Happy Birthday Alex !!!


On Thu, Aug 8, 2013 at 8:06 AM, emilymae.reyn emilymae.r...@yahoo.comwrote:

 **


 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX! Praise be to the filter feeders (smile, smiley face,
 smile, smiley face). May your 53rd year be the best ever!

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@...
 wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
   
   
   
Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of
 course, I meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
  
   Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
   very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!
  
 
  Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast
 with waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a
 depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious
 drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And,
 if all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate
 permanent external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and
 seeking. This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!
 

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread obbajeeba
Alex must be out there, buttering those babies up. Them nodules of delicate 
succulence. So good the aroma through FF, cat's meow and vegetarians (who eat 
only vegetables), say, mmm, What is that scent? It kind of smells better than 
the cumin perspiring Pundits in the gym. What is that smell? 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA 

How in the heck did a salty lassi ever become so popular? 

Alex, baby. ;)  Happy Birthday in the most appropriate way. ;)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
 
  Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast with 
  waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a 
  depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious 
  drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And, 
  if all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate 
  permanent external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and 
  seeking. This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!
 
 Ha! Glad to hear you awoke in a very good mood, Alex! And that your day is 
 going so well. And yes, I am having NO doubt whatsoever that the sea-scallop 
 dish will permanently be sending you over the top. How could it not be doing 
 so? It is being a very salty aphrodisiac, like Lassi. But to make sure it 
 works, I would recommend tying the scallops to a string, attaching the string 
 to a ten-foot pole, and walking around with them dangling in front of you for 
 the rest of your life. Then, you can always be seeing and appreciating your 
 most glorious future, here and now.





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Xenophaneros Anartaxius
Alex, you're still having birthdays? Well dang. Have a superlative one.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread obbajeeba
Alex,
NO running with scissors today!  Just dance, anyways! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H5I6y1Qvz0feature=player_embedded

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:

 Happy Birthday Alex !!!
 
 
 On Thu, Aug 8, 2013 at 8:06 AM, emilymae.reyn emilymae.reyn@...wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX! Praise be to the filter feeders (smile, smiley face,
  smile, smiley face). May your 53rd year be the best ever!
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@
  wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:



 Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of
  course, I meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
   
Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!
   
  
   Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the contrast
  with waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year being in a
  depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full of delicious
  drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance Dairy cream. And,
  if all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will be the ultimate
  permanent external fulfillment that finally puts an end to all craving and
  seeking. This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!
  
 
   
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh dear Obba, a funny and interesting coincidence happened at lunch today.
We had Mango Lassi !!! The first time that excellent Vegetarian Chef of
ours Carlo made Lassi - at least the first time I have seen it since I
started working here in March

http://flic.kr/p/fqFV2L

http://flic.kr/p/fqFVL1

What do you think - is this a sign of time's grace? Am I crazy? I mean I AM
crazy, but am I delusional like Uncle Tantrum and Auntie Share?



On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 8:43 PM, obbajeeba no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the
 grace of time to lay it on him?
 My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM
 potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time
 tater's said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back
 to his place he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long
 time. I listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was
 coerced to a room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am
 going to put my best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this
 is a true nightmare, just this morning... The tater who was balding and
 very slender, almost too slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny
 balding grey or gray hair men are far from slim pickings.
 To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no
 sex for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he
 got really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could
 smell a pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped
 chucked me, the universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife
 comes home and looks at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives
 me the evil eye. I just smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by
 married tater and I am sure I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For
 the first time I have sex in a very long time, it was the most non
 enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the anticipation of doing it and the
 first and last two humps.)because now I knew there was not even a chance to
 get that second chance to...you know, because he pretty much lied to say he
 was not married, but divorced for a while, except they really were not
 divorced, they were practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife
 knowing. So Lucky for me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just
 to share with you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
 Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him
 and then I crinkled my nose and woke up.

 Alex, is this too explicit?
 Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff wrote:
  
  
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
  sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
  a
sutra of language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry.
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
  discussion
of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!

 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
  posting.
Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
  MJ's
brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
  to
combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
  even
he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
  the
place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
  might
show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
  to
cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
  promise
of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
   
LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
   
 

   
   See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
  enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
  here comes, DOGGY Does 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@... wrote:

 Alex must be out there, buttering those babies up. Them nodules of
 delicate succulence. So good the aroma through FF, cat's meow and
 vegetarians (who eat only vegetables), say, mmm, What is that
 scent? It kind of smells better than the cumin perspiring Pundits
 in the gym. What is that smell?

Funny you should mention the smell of scallops, because the house filling with 
it for hours is one specific reason why I set up a cooking area out in the 
greenhouse. I even smashed out a small pane of glass and mounted a 12 exhaust 
fan that pulls 1650 CFM. When I cook scallops under that fan, the ONLY people 
who smell it are the citizens of Jefferson County.

In any event, the day went downhill from there. The scallops were great, but 
the seedless watermelon I had a couple hours later was even better. I saw that 
I could use 3000 US Cellular award points to get a phone upgrade a few months 
earlier, but the store was sold out of the Samsung Galaxy S4 and won't have 
more until tomorrow. Crushed and disappointed, I went to Revs and hung out with 
Tom and Rory and the rest of the Revs crowd, where we mutually reassured each 
other that yes, we are the enlightened ones. My one victory today was 
purchasing an 8' copper clad steel ground rod for my conductive bed sheet 
earthing system... a victory because it's way the hell bigger than Rory's 
ground rod.

And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when sanity returns to 
FFL.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:
 In any event, the day went downhill from there. The scallops were great, but 
 the seedless watermelon I had a couple hours later was even better. I saw 
 that I could use 3000 US Cellular award points to get a phone upgrade a few 
 months earlier, but the store was sold out of the Samsung Galaxy S4 and won't 
 have more until tomorrow. Crushed and disappointed, I went to Revs and hung 
 out with Tom and Rory and the rest of the Revs crowd, where we mutually 
 reassured each other that yes, we are the enlightened ones. 

Ha! Reminds me of the old cold-war MAD policy -- only now it would be Mutually 
Assured Delusion!

My one victory today was purchasing an 8' copper clad steel ground rod for my 
conductive bed sheet earthing system... a victory because it's way the hell 
bigger than Rory's ground rod.
 

Ahh, Alex, I am most happy you are most happy that your rod is way bigger than 
mine! May you forever be using it in good health!

 And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when sanity returns 
 to FFL.

How do we define sanity, exactly -- we who apparently reassure each other we 
are enlightened?! :-)




[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when
  sanity returns to FFL.
 
 How do we define sanity, exactly -- we who apparently reassure each
 other we are enlightened?! :-)


I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of behaviors I understand 
to be embraced within that shorthand description, sanity; and perhaps I could 
never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But, I know it when I see it, and 
restricting speech with ridiculous post counts is not that.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
  wrote:
  
   And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when
   sanity returns to FFL.
  
  How do we define sanity, exactly -- we who apparently reassure each
  other we are enlightened?! :-)
 
 
 I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of behaviors I 
 understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, sanity; and 
 perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But, I know it when I 
 see it, and restricting speech with ridiculous post counts is not that.

Aha! All this is NOT That! Thanks, I had a sneaking suspicion that that that 
was not this that...so hum, ho hum, heigh ho, and higher go...



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread emptybill
What do you expect from people that take a dump, put
water in a can, wipe their ass and then go make breakfast?






--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu  wrote:

 On 08/08/2013 07:07 AM, Alex Stanley wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
 
 
  Oh, I know you did, Alex; I was just having fun, too... And of
course, I meant cum in every sense, particularly the Tantric One.
  Whoa! It is being Thursday already! I am just now wishing a very
  very happy Birthday to You, sir, Sri Sri Alex Ji!
 
  Thank you! I woke up in a very good mood, which is quite the
contrast with waking up on my 50th and bursting into tears, or last year
being in a depressive funk. My 52nd has me up bright and early and full
of delicious drip-brewed organic espresso roast coffee with Radiance
Dairy cream. And, if all goes well, the sea scallop dish I'm making will
be the ultimate permanent external fulfillment that finally puts an end
to all craving and seeking. This time, it's gonna work! I just know it!

 Well, better than me waking up in a strange place on my 50th and
 puking.  Nope, not in Las Vegas but Varanasi, India.  Neat place, bad
 stomach.  Seems the kitchen wasn't up to snuff the night before and I
 think a few others staying at the bed, breakfast and dinner place on
the
 banks of the Ganges got sick too.  So hope though scallops are in good
 shape (I love scallops BTW).  Anyhoo, have a good one!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley 
   j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
   
And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when
sanity returns to FFL.
   
   How do we define sanity, exactly -- we who apparently reassure each
   other we are enlightened?! :-)
  
  
  I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of behaviors I 
  understand to be embraced within that shorthand description, sanity; and 
  perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But, I know it when 
  I see it, and restricting speech with ridiculous post counts is not that.
 
 Aha! All this is NOT That! Thanks, I had a sneaking suspicion
 that that that was not this that...so hum, ho hum, heigh ho, and
 higher go...

Oh great, now I have to figure out if Potter Stewart was an Advaitin or a 
Neo-Advaitin. Thanks a lot, Rory...




[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 Oh great, now I have to figure out if Potter Stewart was an Advaitin or a 
 Neo-Advaitin. Thanks a lot, Rory...

Ah, thank you, ah say, ah, ah really thank you, Alex, for elucidating the 
elusive source of that wonderful quote! 

Well, as you well know, the mills of GOD, or as some would have it, the wheels 
of just IS, grind slow, but they grind exceeding fine. All truth must and shall 
be revealed in Goddess's resplendence in the fullness of time.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba no_reply@ wrote:
 
  Alex must be out there, buttering those babies up. Them nodules of
  delicate succulence. So good the aroma through FF, cat's meow and
  vegetarians (who eat only vegetables), say, mmm, What is that
  scent? It kind of smells better than the cumin perspiring Pundits
  in the gym. What is that smell?
 
 Funny you should mention the smell of scallops, because the house filling 
 with it for hours is one specific reason why I set up a cooking area out in 
 the greenhouse. I even smashed out a small pane of glass and mounted a 12 
 exhaust fan that pulls 1650 CFM. When I cook scallops under that fan, the 
 ONLY people who smell it are the citizens of Jefferson County.
 
 In any event, the day went downhill from there. The scallops were great, but 
 the seedless watermelon I had a couple hours later was even better. I saw 
 that I could use 3000 US Cellular award points to get a phone upgrade a few 
 months earlier, but the store was sold out of the Samsung Galaxy S4 and won't 
 have more until tomorrow. Crushed and disappointed, I went to Revs and hung 
 out with Tom and Rory and the rest of the Revs crowd, where we mutually 
 reassured each other that yes, we are the enlightened ones. My one victory 
 today was purchasing an 8' copper clad steel ground rod for my conductive bed 
 sheet earthing system... a victory because it's way the hell bigger than 
 Rory's ground rod.
 
 And, then there's tomorrow, sweet sweet sweet tomorrow, when sanity returns 
 to FFL.

I wish it was your birfday every day!!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread Richard J. Williams

You must have got a corn cob stuck up your ass today - you're
in such a foul and paranoid mood every time you post something
to FFL.  Yes, life is a bitch when you have to get up and go to
work everyday. Deal with it.

You  don't have to live in India to get sick!

'Cyclospora from Salad is Largest Food Poisoning Outbreak Since 2010'
http://tinyurl.com/lfsop3k http://tinyurl.com/lfsop3k

emptybill:
 What do you expect from people that take a dump, put
 water in a can, wipe their ass and then go make
 breakfast?




[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-08 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams punditster@... 
wrote:

 
 You must have got a corn cob stuck up your ass today - snip

Smutty? Childish? Obscene and pornographic? 
OK, I get it, Richard, you were just kidding. Good one! :-)



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread turquoiseb
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... wrote:

 Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it 
 from the roof tops.

WHY? 

What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel 
as if everyone has to be forced to share it?

 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
   
 I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
 
 
  From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@...
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
   
 When the Unified Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  
 Good Night,





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Mike Dixon
Oh my, Barry's offended.

 


 From: turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 2:36 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
  
 
 
   
 
--- In mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... 
wrote:

 Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it 
 from the roof tops.

WHY? 

What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel 
as if everyone has to be forced to share it?

 
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...
 To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com; 
 mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
 
 I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
 
 
  From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@...
 To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
 
 When the Unified Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  
 Good Night,


   
 

Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula
WHY?

Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from
rooftops?

Why are you forced to share it?

The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.


On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... wrote:
 
  Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it
  from the roof tops.

 WHY?

 What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
 completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel
 as if everyone has to be forced to share it?

  
  From: Share Long sharelong60@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
 
  I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
 
  
  From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@...

  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
 
  When the Unified Field Walked!
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs Good Night,
 

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb no_reply@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ wrote:
 
  Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it 
  from the roof tops.
 
 WHY? 
 
 What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
 completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel 
 as if everyone has to be forced to share it?

You certainly haven't fucked off very far yet. 
 
  
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!

  I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
  
  
   From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@
  To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!

  When the Unified Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  
  Good Night,
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Mike Dixon
*M* said at the First Symposium on the Science of Creative Intelligence at 
Amherst Ma. When you find something good, you can't rest until you share it 
with the world. But... nobody has to listen. If they *hear* but aren't 
listening, what's one more noise?

 


 From: Ravi Chivukula chivukula.r...@gmail.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 3:25 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!
  
 
   
 
WHY?

Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from rooftops? 

Why are you forced to share it?

The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.

On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote: 
 
  
--- In mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@... 
wrote:   Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it   from the 
roof tops. 
WHY?   What is it about your private -- and almost certainly completely 
subjective -- bliss that makes you feel  as if everyone has to be forced to 
share it?      From: Share Long 
sharelong60@...
  To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com; 
  mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com   Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 
  4:38 AM  Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!I love this hymn, 
  Buck, thanks for posting.  
    From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@...
  To: mailto:FairfieldLife%40yahoogroups.com   Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 
  10:11 PM  Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!When the Unified 
  Field Walked!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs  Good Night, 
   
 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread obbajeeba
Yeah. 

Ravi is right. (Ravi, I am listening to your very good advice, trying so hard 
not to post out, but I keep feeling I want to share and share and share on the 
coming few weeks! 
 Total bliss like coming from a very conservative family with an early curfew 
until I go to college at one of the select...and get shit faced drunk and gang 
banged and kiss a girl for the first time and all that good stuff that will 
fade out after awhile then 50 posts a week will be more than enough.)

I like to share my privates sometimes. Gives me feelings of self worth and 
attributes to my something.
 Just being there. Here. 
Like Chauncy Gardener, plant a seed, grow a little, show a little. ;)
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of language to 
get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
I think I am up to 41. (Not men, silly. Way beyond that number)
 Can it be done, or will I post out with  
 


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:

 WHY?
 
 Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from
 rooftops?
 
 Why are you forced to share it?
 
 The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.
 
 
 On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
  **
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ wrote:
  
   Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it
   from the roof tops.
 
  WHY?
 
  What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
  completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel
  as if everyone has to be forced to share it?
 
   
   From: Share Long sharelong60@
 
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
   Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
  
   I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
  
   
   From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@
 
   To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
   Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
  
   When the Unified Field Walked!
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs Good Night,
  
 
   
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread RoryGoff

 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
 feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of language 
 to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 

Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 
  Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
  feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
  language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
  I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
 
 Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)


Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula
OMG dear Obba your post makes me lust err crave for some salty, sultry Lassi


On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 4:26 PM, obbajeeba no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 Yeah.

 Ravi is right. (Ravi, I am listening to your very good advice, trying so
 hard not to post out, but I keep feeling I want to share and share and
 share on the coming few weeks!
 Total bliss like coming from a very conservative family with an early
 curfew until I go to college at one of the select...and get shit faced
 drunk and gang banged and kiss a girl for the first time and all that good
 stuff that will fade out after awhile then 50 posts a week will be more
 than enough.)

 I like to share my privates sometimes. Gives me feelings of self worth and
 attributes to my something.
 Just being there. Here.
 Like Chauncy Gardener, plant a seed, grow a little, show a little. ;)
 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private
 feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of
 language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry.
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
 I think I am up to 41. (Not men, silly. Way beyond that number)
 Can it be done, or will I post out with 



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
 
  WHY?
 
  Why shouldn't private subjective states of bliss be not shouted from
  rooftops?
 
  Why are you forced to share it?
 
  The hilarious absurdity of Tantra Guru Barry's challenge.
 
 
  On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 2:36 PM, turquoiseb no_re...@yahoogroups.com
 wrote:
 
   **

  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Mike Dixon mdixon.6569@ wrote:
   
Bhakti just can't be kept secret. You have to shout it
from the roof tops.
  
   WHY?
  
   What is it about your private -- and almost certainly
   completely subjective -- bliss that makes you feel
   as if everyone has to be forced to share it?
  

From: Share Long sharelong60@
  
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 7, 2013 4:38 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
   
I love this hymn, Buck, thanks for posting.
   

From: Buck dhamiltony2k5@
  
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, August 6, 2013 10:11 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Om Happy Day!
   
When the Unified Field Walked!
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1nNdTyDZEs Good Night,
   
  
  
  
 

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
   feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
   language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
  
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 
 
 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
 unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
 beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!

This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting. Everyone 
gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's brother. It will 
be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his eyes, Share will be forced 
to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop herself from posting at every 
opportunity now that she doesn't have to combine responses to numerous people 
in one go, Barry is going to continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer 
to the truth than even he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be 
tracking the abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up 
the place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ might show 
up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue to cum and go. 
It is like the asylum residents have been given the promise of the key to their 
padded cells on Friday. God help us all.





Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula
On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 6:48 PM, Ann awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote:

 **




 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@...
 wrote:

 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
  
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the
 private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of
 language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry.
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of
 the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented
 dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!

 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting.
 Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's
 brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his eyes,
 Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop herself from
 posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have to combine responses
 to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to continue to write 'artform'
 posts that are closer to the truth than even he realizes, Judy will stick
 to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the abominable snowman-like pawprints of
 Barry that will be mucking up the place, Raunchy may celebrate with a
 bullseye or two or three, AZ might show up to sling his usual wad of spit
 and Obba is going to continue to cum and go. It is like the asylum
 residents have been given the promise of the key to their padded cells on
 Friday. God help us all.


​LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
​


 

  



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
   
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the 
private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a 
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
   
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
  
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
  unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
  beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!
 
 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting. Everyone 
 gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's brother. It will 
 be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his eyes, Share will be forced 
 to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop herself from posting at every 
 opportunity now that she doesn't have to combine responses to numerous people 
 in one go, Barry is going to continue to write 'artform' posts that are 
 closer to the truth than even he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi 
 will be tracking the abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be 
 mucking up the place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, 
 AZ might show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue 
 to cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the promise of 
 the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
 


And, all because one spiteful, selfish old man asked for a birthday present.



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
  
  
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion
of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!

 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting.
Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's
brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have to
combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than even
he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up the
place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ might
show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue to
cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the promise
of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.

LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!

 




Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Bhairitu
On 08/07/2013 06:07 PM, Alex Stanley wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
 feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
 language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
 Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)

 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
 unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
 beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!



You didn't graduate summa cum laude?



[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread obbajeeba


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
 j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
   
   
 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing
 the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a
 sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
   
Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
   
  
   Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion
 of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
 fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
 people think of!
 
  This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting.
 Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's
 brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
 eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
 herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have to
 combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
 continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than even
 he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
 abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up the
 place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ might
 show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue to
 cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the promise
 of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
 
 LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
 
  
 

See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some enlightening 
experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then here comes, DOGGY 
Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM. Mr. Rory, really?
Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind of privacy 
shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am combining threads 
because I am attempting to try and not try to post out. Opps, my bad, Ravi. You 
were talking about salt lassi, like I was. Sorry.) 

Here comes a long month. Alex, I hope you enjoy your birthday present. (Be a 
rebel and just don't tell Rick you lifted the curse a couple of days early. He 
won't notice. Be a sport, huh?)

 Ann has got it right. I am sure she will agree with this: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a854MZF5B_c






[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread RoryGoff
Ha! Good one, Alex... but of course, I only meant cum in the Latin sense, 
meaning with -- hence, Lassi with OM, but as a pun on Lassie come home, of 
course, of course.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
 
  
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the private 
   feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a sutra of 
   language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
  
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 
 
 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
 unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
 beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread RoryGoff


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 Ha! Good one, Alex... but of course, I only meant cum in the Latin sense, 
 meaning with -- hence, Lassi with OM, but as a pun on Lassie come home, of 
 course, of course. 

But as to lower chakras, I am thinking that Lassi cum OM would just now most 
definitely be being a full-spectrum, fundamentally crowning experience, OM eye 
Goddess yes, yes, yes, coming into the presence of ...

... yes, yes, yes, you are most certainly guessing it, the Golden parachute, 
the thousand-petalled lotus, none other than the Giant Radiantly Luminous 
Jellyfish, wherein every Shiva finds his Shakti and every Shakti finds her 
Shiva, Ardhanarishwar, the true GRLJ-man.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
   
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the 
private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a 
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
   
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
  
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
  unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
  beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
  j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:


  Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
sharing
  the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
a
  sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
  I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.

 Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)

   
Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
discussion
  of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
  fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
  people think of!
  
   This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
posting.
  Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
MJ's
  brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
  eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
  herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
to
  combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
  continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
even
  he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
  abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
the
  place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
might
  show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
to
  cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
promise
  of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
 
  LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
 
   
  
 
 See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM.
Mr. Rory, really?
 Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind
of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am
combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post
out. Opps, my bad, Ravi. You were talking about salt lassi, like I was.
Sorry.)

Look dear Obba - all this of talk of sweet, salty and/or sultry Lassi
isn't helping me, haven't had a Lassi for more than 3 years now and so
please show some mercy on loser lovers like me.



 Here comes a long month. Alex, I hope you enjoy your birthday present.
(Be a rebel and just don't tell Rick you lifted the curse a couple of
days early. He won't notice. Be a sport, huh?)

  Ann has got it right. I am sure she will agree with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a854MZF5B_c




[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread obbajeeba
Alex, you know Lassie the doggy? Just in case you don't get the below guilty 
ridden apology. Here, let me help http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwLzSpS-JVY

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@... wrote:

 Ha! Good one, Alex... but of course, I only meant cum in the Latin sense, 
 meaning with -- hence, Lassi with OM, but as a pun on Lassie come home, of 
 course, of course.
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@ 
 wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff rorygoff@ wrote:
  
   
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing the 
private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a 
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry. 
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system. 
   
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
  
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no discussion of the 
  unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your fermented dairy 
  beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU people think of!
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread obbajeeba
Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the grace 
of time to lay it on him?
My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM 
potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time tater's 
said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back to his place 
he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long time. I 
listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was coerced to a 
room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am going to put my best 
shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this is a true nightmare, 
just this morning... The tater who was balding and very slender, almost too 
slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny balding grey or gray hair men 
are far from slim pickings. 
To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no sex 
for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he got 
really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could smell a 
pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped chucked me, the 
universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife comes home and looks 
at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives me the evil eye. I just 
smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by married tater and I am sure 
I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For the first time I have sex in a 
very long time, it was the most non enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the 
anticipation of doing it and the first and last two humps.)because now I knew 
there was not even a chance to get that second chance to...you know, because he 
pretty much lied to say he was not married, but divorced for a while, except 
they really were not divorced, they were practicing that open marriage thing, 
without the wife knowing.  So Lucky for me, this was only a nightmare. I think 
I had it just to share with you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him and 
then I crinkled my nose and woke up.

Alex, is this too explicit?  
Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
   j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
 
 
   Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
 sharing
   the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
 a
   sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
   I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
 
  Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
 

 Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
 discussion
   of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
   fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
   people think of!
   
This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
 posting.
   Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
 MJ's
   brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
   eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
   herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
 to
   combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
   continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
 even
   he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
   abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
 the
   place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
 might
   show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
 to
   cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
 promise
   of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
  
   LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
  

   
  
  See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
 enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
 here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM.
 Mr. Rory, really?
  Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind
 of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am
 combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post
 out. Opps, my bad, Ravi. You were talking about salt lassi, like I was.
 Sorry.)
 
 Look dear Obba - all this of talk of sweet, salty and/or sultry Lassi
 isn't helping me, haven't had a Lassi for more than 3 years now and so
 please show some mercy on loser lovers like me.
 
 
 
  Here comes a long month. Alex, 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley  wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff  wrote:
   
   
 Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just a
sutra of language to get what I want.  This Lassi likes it sultry.
 I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
   
Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
   
  
   Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
discussion of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to
your fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!
 
  This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit posting.
Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like MJ's
brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have to
combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than even
he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up the
place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ might
show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue to
cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the promise
of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
  
 

 And, all because one spiteful, selfish old man asked for a birthday
present.

Happy birthday to all of us from YOU!













Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Om Happy Day!

2013-08-07 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Alex, is this too explicit?

I'm more worried about Uncle Tantrum - he's going to go ballistic since he
gets his lassi at bordels mobiles de campagne




On Wed, Aug 7, 2013 at 8:43 PM, obbajeeba no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:

 **


 Now, now, Kali's Pimp does not need to reveal how long he waits for the
 grace of time to lay it on him?
 My nightmare this morning, was about my needing to spend the night at a TM
 potluck for whatever reasons. Some picnic thing. One of the long time
 tater's said I can stay at his house, so I took a room. The whole way back
 to his place he spoke about being single and not getting any in a very long
 time. I listened, and smiled politely. We arrived at the home, and I was
 coerced to a room, which I gladly took. (Do you guys really think I am
 going to put my best shit on FFL Yahoo Board? LMAO. Hell no.) Anyways, this
 is a true nightmare, just this morning... The tater who was balding and
 very slender, almost too slender, but Fairfield's demographic of skinny
 balding grey or gray hair men are far from slim pickings.
 To make a long story short, the guy came into my room, claimed he had no
 sex for a long time and asked if I had and I stupidly told him no, and he
 got really close to me and well, really close and too close and I could
 smell a pitta imbalance odor, but it was too late. He one or two pumped
 chucked me, the universe was set into play..then all of a sudden, his wife
 comes home and looks at me like I am some kind of something or other, gives
 me the evil eye. I just smile an realize. OMG, I just got Kapha creamed by
 married tater and I am sure I was ovulating, now that I thought more. For
 the first time I have sex in a very long time, it was the most non
 enjoyable moment(s) of time, (Except the anticipation of doing it and the
 first and last two humps.)because now I knew there was not even a chance to
 get that second chance to...you know, because he pretty much lied to say he
 was not married, but divorced for a while, except they really were not
 divorced, they were practicing that open marriage thing, without the wife
 knowing. So Lucky for me, this was only a nightmare. I think I had it just
 to share with you, Ravi, Kali Pimp Style man that you are!
 Oh, I put my hand in the lower chakra area and it still smelled like him
 and then I crinkled my nose and woke up.

 Alex, is this too explicit?
 Let me know, I was only practicing for your birthday month. :)


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@...
 wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, RoryGoff wrote:
  
  
Feeling the privates always makes me release. I meant
  sharing
the private feelings with others. Not the way you are thinking, just
  a
sutra of language to get what I want. This Lassi likes it sultry.
I mean salty lassi helps my digestive system.
  
   Sweet! Lassi cum OM! :-)
  
 
  Hey! We run a clean establishment here! There will be no
  discussion
of the unmentionable lower chakra bodily fluids you add to your
fermented dairy beverage. Honestly, the dirty filthy stuff that YOU
people think of!

 This is what happens when there is the prospect of no limit
  posting.
Everyone gets giddy, they start to let it all hang out just like
  MJ's
brother. It will be anarchy I tell you. Buck will have to close his
eyes, Share will be forced to watch DM 2 over and over just to stop
herself from posting at every opportunity now that she doesn't have
  to
combine responses to numerous people in one go, Barry is going to
continue to write 'artform' posts that are closer to the truth than
  even
he realizes, Judy will stick to her guns, Ravi will be tracking the
abominable snowman-like pawprints of Barry that will be mucking up
  the
place, Raunchy may celebrate with a bullseye or two or three, AZ
  might
show up to sling his usual wad of spit and Obba is going to continue
  to
cum and go. It is like the asylum residents have been given the
  promise
of the key to their padded cells on Friday. God help us all.
   
LOL - hilarious dear Ann !!!
   
 

   
   See! Taken out of context. Just because I vividly explain some
  enlightening experiences, everyone things I typo the come word, and then
  here comes, DOGGY Does Dallas at the Hot Yoga Studio, Lassie Cum OM.
  Mr. Rory, really?
   Just sharing what comes out with a limit, then no limit and all kind
  of privacy shit.. Ravi, WTF did you say on that other thread? (Yes, I am
  combining threads because I am attempting to try and not try to post
  out.