Subject: [lace] Technical Nottingham Bucks headside question

2004-01-12 Thread Jean Leader
Julie wrote:
This is a staggeringly technical question, but I would like to
know the answer and can't think of who else to ask.
I am working through Chapter 3 Bucks Point of Pamela Nottingham's The
Technique of Bobbin Lace Completely Revised New Edition.
Neither is wrong (or they're both right - depends which way uou look 
at it!) The important thing is whether you like the result so go 
ahead and do what sems best to you. The first time the 'valley' 
headside appeared Pam Nottingham will have explained exactly what to 
do, after that you're supposed to use what you've learnt already and 
any other diagrams provided (at least that's the way I write 
instruction books).

Right now I'm working hard at my latest effort for the Lace Guild - 
An Introduction to Bedfordshire Lace - which I'm hoping to finish by 
the middle of February. Is there anyone out there with time to test a 
pattern for me?

Jean in very wet and windy Glasgow

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[lace] A message from the Professor

2004-01-12 Thread Tess1929
This should help all of us keep abreast of what is going on. From the 
Professor this afternoon:

All the recent books are on the Web, via the Page of the Month.

The Arachnids should look at

http://www.cs.arizona.edu/patterns/weaving/weavedocs.html

every so often.

I think you will find some books of interest which have just been added: the 
Goubaud book recently mentioned on Arachne, and Queen Marie's book on tatting. 
  Plus others...

Tess ([EMAIL PROTECTED])

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RE: [lace] eBay bobbins

2004-01-12 Thread Panza, Robin
Ah, this guy is back, or it looks like it's the same guy.  

Be warned, he uses the same photo every time he lists bobbins, and you don't
necessarily get the same assortment as in the photo.  You do get 10 assorted
antique French bobbins, and the photo is representative of the shapes and
sizes, but if you bid because there's a certain shape in there that you
adore, you may not get that one!

I got two lots of bobbins from him, and I'm happy with the service, and was
warned (I think by Clay) about the difference between the photo and what you
get so I wasn't in any way disappointed or angry.  I just want people to be
aware that they're bidding on 10 antique French bobbins, but not on *those
particular* antique French bobbins.

Robin P.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

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These are listed as 19th century french lacemaking bobbins.  Interesting 
shapes.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemitem=3266186461category=114

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RE: [lace] Re: Big finishing for lace project

2004-01-12 Thread Panza, Robin
From: Viv Dewar [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
I'd ask the framer to use non-reflective glass too. (I've never framed lace,
but that's what I used in pre-BL days for cross stitch). It cuts out some of
the glare  IMO is worth the extra cost

Personally, I don't like non-glare glass.  It's got a tiny bit of roughness
to prevent the reflections, and anything that's not right up against it
looks fuzzy to me.  And textiles should *never, ever* be up against the
glass.  Always have a mat or some sort of spacer between the backing and the
glass.

just my opinion,
Robin P.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

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[lace] pillow stand

2004-01-12 Thread Lenore English
coming out of lurking

I'm sure I must have the best husband in the world!  He built a
pillow stand for my Christmas present.  I found the plans on the
lacefairy site in October and waved them under his nose, but he
just said hmmpf.  He went ahead and built it, never said a
word, and completely surprised me!

Here's a picture of it:

http://www.geocities.com/tatt3r/fampix4.html

You'll notice my pillow has no project; I am winding bobbins
today so I can test the stand and see how well it adjusts.

Lenore in Michigan

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[lace] Re lace stand

2004-01-12 Thread JCKCLACES
Looks terrific.  What a splendid Christmas surprise.
Ezraslace (also a lurker)

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[lace] Re: [lace-chat] Historical Web Page

2004-01-12 Thread Dmt11home
The author of this web-site made a visit to the Met last summer. I had 
arranged a viewing of laces of the era for her and we also went running at top speed 
through all the American oil paintings that dealt with the era while she 
sketched and commented. However, if the last updated date June 2003 is correct, I 
don't think she incorporated the results of that whirlwind visit in the site. 
I am eager to see it when she does.
Devon

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[lace] Historical Web Page

2004-01-12 Thread Dmt11home
Sorry. I posted a response to a message on lace-chat to lace. Actually, I 
think the subject matter is legitimately lace, rather than lace-chat. So if 
anyone is wondering which historical web-site I was referring to, it is:
http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/sfelshin/revwar/lace/lace.html  
which a site which deals with what lace may be easily and accurately worn by 
Colonial American Re-enactors.
Devon

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[lace] Kortelahti Pattern Questions

2004-01-12 Thread Vicki Donnenberg
Hi, everyone.  I am de-lurking just long enough to ask for help with a
project I have taken on.  I have been lacing for a few years off and on,
doing mainly Torchon but also a little Beds and Milanese.  In a rare moment
of religious fervor, the Holy Spirit came upon me and inspired me to
volunteer to make an alter cloth for my church's new alter.  I chose a
pretty pattern from Kortelahti's book, Nyplattya Pitsia (Bobbin Lace),
pattern #29 Taivaanportti on pages 64-65.  It looked simple enough at first
glance, but I just can't seem to get it started properly, as I don't
understand some of the symbols.  For example, she has a squiggly line that
descends from a pinhole, and what may or may not be short stray lines at the
sides of the crosses (I'm sure they mean something.  I just don't know
what!).  I am hoping that someone who has perhaps worked this pattern or at
least has the book and understands the pattern symbols can set me straight.
Please feel free to respond off-list.  Thanks, in advance, for your help!
Vicki Donnenberg
The Woodlands, TX
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[no subject]

2004-01-12 Thread Whitham
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Re: [lace] Technical Nottingham Bucks headside question

2004-01-12 Thread Milada Marshall
Due to the weather, I have time to spare, so have got out the book, and
carefully noted your points.
Basically, it depends on the number of pairs you have in the headside, and
the effect you require. What will work for a narrow edge won't give such a
pleasing appearance for a wider headside.
I teach this as: your headside passive pairs are a 'reservoir' of threads
(i.e.if you break one, this is where you throw out/replace), and you want
its appearance to be as smooth as you can - so you leave the inner and
outside pairs to be as vertical as you can, and do all exchanges between
these two.  Thats why you work the ones that have made the picot through 2
pairs in. (And take out for the picot the third pair in) Its all to do with
how your eye sees the threads - a bundle is seen as that, so long as the two
outer edges are smooth.
But if you have a deep/wide valley, you will end up with the passives
pulling away from the gimp/main work. So in the deep valley you take the
innermost pair and take this into the work as the first pair after the
valley, as it turns out. And the last output similarly/reflectively will
become the new innermost one in the headside trail. If the valley is
wide/deep, you can do this 'swopping' action also with the next innermost
pairs. This gives you a nice triangular effect in the valley.
One of the best aspects of Bucks is knowing many techniques, and applying
the one which will give the desired effect in the situation.  When you get
to 'Floral Bucks', no two pins are the same, and you have to use your
discretion all the time.
Re your query regarding which is 'right' - remember, when these patterns
were worked for a living, the worker would use the quickest technique - she
needed to do yardage to get the most money, and so would devise her own
ways - frequently many different ways even within say a yard - the
lacemakers were not so highly educated, or questioning , as we are now, and
there was little comparison between workers - their patterns were secret,
known to them only (or their village/ lace school) - if a young girl got
married and moved away, she had to burn the patterns, so that she couldn't
take them with her, or carry on making them - this was competition.
Hope this helps you - and that you are enjoying Bucks  -there are some
beautiful patterns when you are more experienced.
Cheers, Milada
In a wet and windy Somerset. with lots of floods everywhere.

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re: [lace] Kortelahti pattern questions

2004-01-12 Thread Bev Walker
Hi Vicki and lace list

The squiggly line on E-L's patterns means twists - if you look at the
photograph, there are twists in some of those half-stitch areas, and no
twists in one of them. Leave them out if you'd rather.
It also looks like the end bit of those h/s areas is done in CTC, to keep
the two pairs coming out of the CTC area around the cross in line with
each other.

Hope this clarifies, rather than confuses!

 --
bye for now
Bev in Sooke, BC (west coast of Canada)

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re: [lace] Bulletin Volume 24, #2

2004-01-12 Thread Bev Walker
Hi everyone

Perhaps we should put a 'spoiler warning' in the subject line (like they
do on message boards discussing movies) - in discussing the content of a
recent magazine?!

That way those who like to find out for themselves can skip or scroll past
the message, and those of us who don't can appreciate the content
vicariously.

 --
bye for now
Bev, who reads the spoiler warnings *first* in Sooke, BC (west
coast of Canada)

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[lace] A very lacy weekend

2004-01-12 Thread Diane Williams
I had a very lacy weekend.

Author Monica Ferris was in town.  I had her sign my
copy of Framed In Lace and bought the new book
Cutwork which she signed also.  (She writes
mysteries that are solved by a lady who owns a
needlework shop.)  Then, as I was without my men, I
stopped in a couple of antique stores on my walk home.
 In one I found a box with about 9 tatting shuttles! 
I purchased one, but really wanted two more.  When I
got home, found the IOLI bulletin in the mail and
pored over it until my men got home.  Lovely DH said I
should have bought the other 2 shuttles, so I went
back today for them.

But, the best part of the weekend was last night when
my 5-year son asked me to teach him bobbin lace.  He
picked out the color of thread he wanted, I wound the
bobbins and started him on the bookworm that is in A
Grandmother's Pattern Book.  He was very happy because
he got to use his bobbin.  His bobbin is the one
with his name and birthdate on it that Janice got for
me when he was born.  He always looks for it on my
pillow.  He was good for about 3 rows of cloth stitch
before getting distracted by the TV.

I'm so proud of him!

=
Diane Williams
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Galena Illinois USA

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[lace] Re: Big finishing for lace project

2004-01-12 Thread Jane Partridge
One thing that no-one else has mentioned so far is that in some cases
where lace is entered for exhibition, the rules state that *no* glass,
other than beads, is to be used for safety reasons - it could break in
transit and not only damage the textile, but also the person who unpacks
it for the exhibition. This is certainly the rule for exhibitions
organised by The Lace Guild (UK) - I don't know about others, but it
would be sensible to check before having the piece framed. 

When I entered a DMC cross stitch competition some years ago (Great
British Sampler - got into the final 50 of about 350), the piece had to
be framed without glass, so I arranged with our local framer that he
would frame it without glass to start with, and then when it was
returned from DMC he would have it back to glaze for me. As it happened,
the frame was damaged when it was returned (I have my suspicions that
this did not happen in transit, as the packaging was not damaged in any
way) and he put that right as well, at no extra charge. 

I do know that some people get round the no glass ruling by having the
piece framed behind perspex.

-- 
Jane Partridge

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Re: [lace] eBay bobbins

2004-01-12 Thread Clay Blackwell
Robin is right - I think!  I bid on the first lot he had
some months ago, and was delighted with the group I got...
they were, in fact, the ones pictures.  But I was surprised
to see *my* group of bobbins listed the following week -
before I had even received mine!!  I was a bit worried and
wrote to him about it.  At the same time, I wrote to the
list and warned you about the situation...  He replied that
he was using the same picture to save the hassle of
photographing each batch.  I warned him that collectors are
serious about what they are looking for, and he was opening
himself up to complaints from buyers to ebay...  He wrote
back that he was mending his ways, and thanked me for the
feedback.  All of this correspondence with him occurred
after I had written to Arachne...

So if you're interested in the bobbins (and those fat
garlic French bobbins are wonderful...) you might want to
just write to him and ask if the bobbins he will ship are,
in fact, the ones pictured.  I got a great group which
included six of the garlic (my term... but that's what
they make me think of...), and four du Puy - all of which
are essentially the same size, but no two are alike...  And
they look very old.

Clay
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Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 9:32 AM
Subject: RE: [lace] eBay bobbins


 Ah, this guy is back, or it looks like it's the same guy.

 Be warned, he uses the same photo every time he lists
bobbins, and you don't
 necessarily get the same assortment as in the photo.  You
do get 10 assorted
 antique French bobbins, and the photo is representative of
the shapes and
 sizes, but if you bid because there's a certain shape in
there that you
 adore, you may not get that one!

 I got two lots of bobbins from him, and I'm happy with the
service, and was
 warned (I think by Clay) about the difference between the
photo and what you
 get so I wasn't in any way disappointed or angry.  I just
want people to be
 aware that they're bidding on 10 antique French bobbins,
but not on *those
 particular* antique French bobbins.

 Robin P.
 Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

 -Original Message-
 From: Susan MacLeod [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 These are listed as 19th century french lacemaking
bobbins.  Interesting
 shapes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItemitem=3266186461category=114

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Re: [lace] pillow stand

2004-01-12 Thread Clay Blackwell
Wow - OH WOW!!  You have got not only a very caring husband,
but also a very talented one!!  MY DH gave me five dozen
bobbins for Christmas, and I thought I'd died and gone to
heaven!!  So I've trotten him into my office to ooh and aah
over your picture, and suggested that my birthday would be a
good time

Yes - I'm shameless.

Clay

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Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 10:43 AM
Subject: [lace] pillow stand


 coming out of lurking

 I'm sure I must have the best husband in the world!  He
built a
 pillow stand for my Christmas present.  I found the plans
on the
 lacefairy site in October and waved them under his nose,
but he
 just said hmmpf.  He went ahead and built it, never said
a
 word, and completely surprised me!

 Here's a picture of it:

 http://www.geocities.com/tatt3r/fampix4.html

 You'll notice my pillow has no project; I am winding
bobbins
 today so I can test the stand and see how well it adjusts.

 Lenore in Michigan

 back to lurking

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[lace] IOLI Bulletin

2004-01-12 Thread Janice Blair
Clay wrote:
Well, Janice, now I don't have to read the Bulletin when it comes! 
You've given a synopsis of the magazine so we won't have any surprises! 
Next time I see the title I'll delete without reading the posting...
 
Clay, there is a lot more in the Bulletin than I mentioned.  I was only giving Kudos 
to the Arachne members that had something published.  I did not tell you about the 
wonderful colorful pictures of lace on the inside covers or the other patterns and 
articles so there are still pleny of surprises for you.  It is unusual for me to 
post anything new as it is sometimes days before I get the digest and by then the 
answers are in the same digest.  In fact Sylvie Nguyen beat me to mentioning the fan 
by Tamara.  I appreciate a mention on Arachne when I get something published.  We all 
need a little ego boost every now and then.
Janice
Unrepentant for getting in first with the news!!  ;-)

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[lace] Re: IOLI Bulletin

2004-01-12 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Jan 12, 2004, at 21:15, Janice Blair wrote:

Clay wrote:
Well, Janice, now I don't have to read the Bulletin when it comes!
You've given a synopsis of the magazine so we won't have any 
surprises!
Next time I see the title I'll delete without reading the posting...
Wasn' Clay; was Betty Ann (same Southern Stew, though; and me in it too 
g)... Betty Ann, whatever bit you today? g

I appreciate a mention on Arachne when I get something published.  We 
all need a little ego boost every now and then.
I like to see a preview myself, even though I do subscribe, and even 
when I have nothing published; gives me something to look forward to 
(am still looking; my copy hasn't arrived yet g). And all Janice gave 
away was Arachne, in thumbnails -- the full picture is yet to 
come... Personally, I'm looking forward to reading *the full article* 
written by Devon that Janice had dangled in front of me... Devon's 
articles (in the past few issues) have been -- uniformly -- 
well-informed, well-written, *and funny*; they brighten my day every 
time.

So, for me, it was far from being a spoiler... :)

-
Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA -- where the weather's been *crazy*. 2 nights 
ago, the temps dropped to 2F (ca -15C); this afternoon, it was 54F (ca 
+13C)...
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
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[lace] articles in bullitins

2004-01-12 Thread Roslyn
I'm sorry, but I must disagree with almost everyone.  I don't have the money
to join the IOLI and I really like to hear from those who do about what is in
them.  Its very uplifting when you can hear about someone who has put their
brains and fingers to work and come up with a new pattern.  Please don't stop
talking about them.
Roslyn
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Re: [lace] IOLI Bulletin

2004-01-12 Thread Clive and Betty Ann Rice
Unuh, it was me, the Certified Curmudgeon who wrote that posting, not Clay.  Credit 
where credit is due!

Love, Betty Ann in Roanoke, Virginia USA

Janice Blair wrote:

 Clay wrote:
 Well, Janice, now I don't have to read the Bulletin when it comes!
 You've given a synopsis of the magazine so we won't have any surprises!
 Next time I see the title I'll delete without reading the posting...


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[lace-chat] :-) Medicare

2004-01-12 Thread Jean Nathan
   Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's
test results.


  The lab tech says to her, I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been
a big mix-up and we have a problem.  When we sent your husband's
samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as
well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.  Frankly,
it is either bad or terrible.

  What do you mean? Mrs. Ward asked.

  Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
  other for AIDS.  We can't tell which is your husband.

  That's terrible! Can we do the test over? questioned Mrs. Ward.

  Normally, yes.  But Medicare won't pay for these expensive
tests more than once.

  Well, what am I supposed to do now?

  The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.


Jean in Poole

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RE: [lace-chat] :-) Medicare

2004-01-12 Thread Darlene Mulholland
As I read my mail first thing in the morning I really must thank Jean for
starting my day of with a great laugh on a day really needing one !  What a
hoot!

Thanks so much and I'll pass it on to brighten a few more days.

Darlene Mulholland
www.darlenem.com

   Mrs. Ward goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's
test results.

  The lab tech says to her, I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been
a big mix-up and we have a problem.  When we sent your husband's
samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as
well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's.  Frankly,
it is either bad or terrible.

  What do you mean? Mrs. Ward asked.

  Well, one has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
  other for AIDS.  We can't tell which is your husband.

  That's terrible! Can we do the test over? questioned Mrs. Ward.

  Normally, yes.  But Medicare won't pay for these expensive
tests more than once.

  Well, what am I supposed to do now?

  The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.


Jean in Poole

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[lace-chat] Secret pal thank you!!!

2004-01-12 Thread Jencie74
Hi I want to thank my Secret Pal in Brittain for another outstanding 
package. 
  It couldn't have arrived on a day when i could use cheering up more! 
  Those threads are Gorgeous together, i'm a chicken when it comes to using 
color, but i will most certainly find something to make with them.  The spider 
suncatcher is far far too pretty, thank you! The note cards and the letter 
opener are also gorgeous and useful.  So Many Many thanks !  I hope you are 
having fun and are enjoying the New Year!

  -jenn  Seattle, WA   USA

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[lace-chat] :) Fwd: The same?

2004-01-12 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Reminds me of a fairy tale (Brothers Grimm?), where a traveller, too 
poor to buy his dinner, is nevertheless charged for it, because he'd 
*smelled* it (being in the same room). So, he pays the innkeeper by 
dropping a coin on the floor and pocketing it again -- the inkeeper 
*heard* the clink of it... :)

From: R.P.
A married man goes into the confessional and says to his priest I had 
an
affair with a woman... almost.

The priest says, What do you mean, almost?

The man says, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I
stopped.
The priest says, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're 
not
to see that woman again. For your penance, say 5 Hail Mary's and put 
$50 in
the poor box.

The man leaves the  confessional, says his prayers, then walks over to 
the
poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, 
who
was watching, runs after him saying, I saw that you didn't put any 
money in
the poor box!

The man replies, Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and apparently
that's the same as putting it in.
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Tamara P Duvall
Lexington, Virginia,  USA
Formerly of Warsaw, Poland
http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd/
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