RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Neither! It simply does not exist. There IS no number right next to zero. Amazing stuff. -Original Message- Sent: Wednesday, August 15, 2001 10:26 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L So, would that be irrational or imaginary? BTW - I once made a mistake on a blackboard demonstration and ended up presenting Newton's Macroscope instead of Newton's Microscope. Turns out the math works as well for infinitudes as for infinitesimals. (g) Mohan, Ross MohanR@STARSTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L -SMI.com[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: cc: root@fatcity.Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The com Motion Picture 08/14/2001 06:31 PM Please respond to ORACLE-L remove a Dedekind cut? It's like finding out there *is* no such thing as the number next to zero -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 2:08 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Momento - No. Not likely to see it. I might go to the movies once a year and the next three years are already reserved. Dedekind - Yes. Many years. All brain cells no longer functional. If you uncut a Dedekind cut, what would happen? Does it matter since it's irrational or imaginary anyway? Mohan, Ross MohanR@STARSTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L -SMI.com[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: cc: root@fatcity.Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The com Motion Picture 08/14/2001 11:50 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
So, would that be irrational or imaginary? BTW - I once made a mistake on a blackboard demonstration and ended up presenting Newton's Macroscope instead of Newton's Microscope. Turns out the math works as well for infinitudes as for infinitesimals. (g) Mohan, Ross MohanR@STARSTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L -SMI.com[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: cc: root@fatcity.Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The com Motion Picture 08/14/2001 06:31 PM Please respond to ORACLE-L remove a Dedekind cut? It's like finding out there *is* no such thing as the number next to zero -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 2:08 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Momento - No. Not likely to see it. I might go to the movies once a year and the next three years are already reserved. Dedekind - Yes. Many years. All brain cells no longer functional. If you uncut a Dedekind cut, what would happen? Does it matter since it's irrational or imaginary anyway? Mohan, Ross MohanR@STARSTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L -SMI.com[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: cc: root@fatcity.Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The com Motion Picture 08/14/2001 11:50 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing). -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Mohan, Ross INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Have you seen Momento? Really cool film. Better mind games than oracle. A little coarse for me, but really cool anyway, two thumbs up. On Tue, Aug 14, 2001 at 07:10:22AM -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Title: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy on the eyes ! Believe it or not a friend of mine cast me in his movie being shot next month - I am the bitchy bride who catches her fiancee cheating with another man, wallops him with a nasty hook and the next scene seconds later, I have taken out everyone in the bar and am the only one left standing. Now where do people get this idea that I am violent and bitchy ? :) Chris should be up for an award for this one !! -Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:51 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@ [EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.com cc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity. Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Koivu, Lisa wrote: OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy on the eyes ! can i have the jackie chan part? i'm good at humor. gotta have some comic relief. and believe me, i look the comic relief part.;-) -- Bill Shrek Thater ORACLE DBA Telergy,Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] One ping to rule them all, One ping to find them, One ping to bring them all, And in the MUTX bind them. I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Thater, William INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Title: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Thanks!...butcan I be John Cusack?
I like
the whole hangdog, embittered but mostly confused post relationship luckless
ne'er do well thing.
Yes!
Chris should get an award!
Especially if he gets me that "rouge intern".
Wh-e!
-Original Message-From: Koivu, Lisa
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001
12:17 PMTo: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]';
'[EMAIL PROTECTED]'Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The
Motion Picture
OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves
or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy
on the eyes !
Believe it or not a friend of mine
cast me in his "movie" being shot next month - I am the bitchy bride who
catches her fiancee cheating with another man, wallops him with a nasty hook
and the next scene seconds later, I have taken out everyone in the bar and am
the only one left standing. Now where do people get this idea that I am
violent and bitchy ? :)
Chris should be up for an award for
this one !!
-Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:51 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
ROFL
But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe
Pesci? I really must cut down on my
delivery speed...sigh.
Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey
to the middle worldturns out my power
animal was a squirrel.
A friggin' squirrel.
LoL
Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to
compensate
Ross
p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was
brilliantwow.
-Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican
uncut.
LOL
"Bowes,
Chris"
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
Chris.Bowes@
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
kosa.com
cc:
Sent
by:
Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion
root@fatcity. Picture
com
08/14/2001
10:47 AM
Please
respond to
ORACLE-L
UNCUT ORACLE-L
Coming to theaters near you.
Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17.
Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still.
Starring:
Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user
who left his userid and password on a
post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system
and destroy data.
/Clip Lisa:
"YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER", User:
"NOo!" Hack hack slice
slice Lisa: "Now where's that intern..."
/Clip
Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe
Pesci) /Clip "Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she
make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks
like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...'"
/Clip
Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager
destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair
down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas.
/Clip Manager: "But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate
that 450g worth of data and save a lot of
money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are
you looking at me like that? No,
now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already
had brunch with the steering
committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from.
We can do this right? I figure 450
g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back
away. N." Stuff, cram,
cram.
/Clip
Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite
knowledge. /Clip "Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these
links." /Clip
Director Jared Still, in a special
appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip "Six table locks? For
a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this
disrespect. To the acid baths with him..."
/Clip
Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused
rookie: /Clip: "HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't
think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's
an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's
a concept? That's nice, but what is
a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is
at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough t
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
JOE TESTA wrote: Bill, besides the part, you know how to kick people's butts :) Joe who? me?;-) i don't do that for a living anymore, but today i'd like to delete some users. we have 25% less people, 50% more work and they want it done 100% faster.;-) -- Bill Shrek Thater ORACLE DBA Telergy,Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED] One ping to rule them all, One ping to find them, One ping to bring them all, And in the MUTX bind them. I came, I saw, I deleted all your files. -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Thater, William INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
Bill, besides the part, you know how to kick people's butts :) Joe [EMAIL PROTECTED] 08/14/01 01:31PM "Koivu, Lisa" wrote: OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy on the eyes !can i have the jackie chan part? i'm good at humor. gotta have somecomic relief. and believe me, i look the comic relief part.;-)--Bill "Shrek" Thater ORACLE DBATelergy,Inc. [EMAIL PROTECTED]One ping to rule them all,One ping to find them,One ping to bring them all,And in the MUTX bind them.I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.-- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com-- Author: Thater, William INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Fat City Network Services -- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051San Diego, California -- Public Internet access / Mailing ListsTo REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail messageto: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and inthe message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L(or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You mayalso send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
Re: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
OH man, THANK YOU for the giggles I've needed these. Rachel From: Bowes, Chris [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 06:47:22 -0800 UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect.To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: Rachel Carmichael INET: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Fat City Network Services-- (858) 538-5051 FAX: (858) 538-5051 San Diego, California-- Public Internet access / Mailing Lists To REMOVE yourself from this mailing list, send an E-Mail message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (note EXACT spelling of 'ListGuru') and in the message BODY, include a line containing: UNSUB ORACLE-L (or the name of mailing list you want to be removed from). You may also send the HELP command for other information (like subscribing).
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
he's not bad on the eyes in and of himself... think Tim Everett Scott From: Koivu, Lisa [EMAIL PROTECTED] Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture Date: Tue, 14 Aug 2001 09:11:45 -0800 OK, ok. You can be Keanu Reeves or David Duchovny. If you are going to be my sidekick you better be easy on the eyes ! Believe it or not a friend of mine cast me in his movie being shot next month - I am the bitchy bride who catches her fiancee cheating with another man, wallops him with a nasty hook and the next scene seconds later, I have taken out everyone in the bar and am the only one left standing. Now where do people get this idea that I am violent and bitchy ? :) Chris should be up for an award for this one !! -Original Message- From: Mohan, Ross [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:51 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject:RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L -- -- Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect.To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots
RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion Picture
remove a Dedekind cut? It's like finding out there *is* no such thing as the number next to zero -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 2:08 PM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Momento - No. Not likely to see it. I might go to the movies once a year and the next three years are already reserved. Dedekind - Yes. Many years. All brain cells no longer functional. If you uncut a Dedekind cut, what would happen? Does it matter since it's irrational or imaginary anyway? Mohan, Ross MohanR@STARSTo: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L -SMI.com[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent by: cc: root@fatcity.Subject: RE: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The com Motion Picture 08/14/2001 11:50 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L ROFL But, reallywhy do I have to be Joe Pesci? I really must cut down on my delivery speed...sigh. Oh well...reminds me of my first shamanic journey to the middle worldturns out my power animal was a squirrel. A friggin' squirrel. LoL Ah well, I am an oracle dba...I *do* have to compensate Ross p.s. It's Dedekind Cut. He was brilliantwow. -Original Message- Sent: Tuesday, August 14, 2001 11:10 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L The unkindest uncut of all - the Dedican uncut. LOL Bowes, Chris To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Chris.Bowes@[EMAIL PROTECTED] kosa.comcc: Sent by: Subject: OT: RE: UNCUT ORACLE-L The Motion root@fatcity.Picture com 08/14/2001 10:47 AM Please respond to ORACLE-L UNCUT ORACLE-L Coming to theaters near you. Oracle-L, the UNCUT version is rated NC-17. Directed by Bruce. Produced by Jared Still. Starring: Lisa Koivu. Watch as she machetes a user who left his userid and password on a post-it on his PC allowing a rouge college intern to hack the system and destroy data. /Clip Lisa: YOU'VE USED THAT PASSWORD FOR THE LAST TIME MISTER, User: NOo! Hack hack slice slice Lisa: Now where's that intern... /Clip Ross Mohan as her feisty sidekick. (envision Joe Pesci) /Clip Nice Cutting Lisa. So l-user, is it funny now? Does she make you laugh? Like a clown? Looks like we'll have to rewrite that song. 'The ankle bone's connected to the spinal cord...' /Clip Rachel Carmichel, as the goddess of manager destruction. Watch as she stuffs a chair down the throat of a manager for his really stupid ideas. /Clip Manager: But Rachel, don't you think that we could eliminate that 450g worth of data and save a lot of money in training, dba costs and license fees if we converted everything to Excel Spreadsheets? Why are you looking at me like that? No, now put down that chair that could be an OHSA recordable. Open Wide? Oh, you silly. I've already had brunch with the steering committee. That's where this excellent excel idea came from. We can do this right? I figure 450 g isn't that much is it? All we have to do is get some PC's and a couple secretaries and... No, back away. N. Stuff, cram, cram. /Clip Eric Pierce as Master Po giver of infinite knowledge. /Clip Grasshopper. You will find all you need at these links. /Clip Director Jared Still, in a special appearance. He dispatches another developer for bad locking practices: /Clip Six table locks? For a three table select? I asked for code and you bring me this. What have I done to deserve this disrespect. To the acid baths with him... /Clip Christopher Bowes as the thoroughly confused rookie: /Clip: HELP!... Am I an idiot? Well, no I don't think so. What's an idiot? RTFM? What's an RTFM? Read the what? What's a concepts manual. What's a concept? That's nice, but what is a database? I've got to build one for my boss today. I told him I would and my performance review is at 3pm... Is 15 minutes enough time to build a 40 terabyte base? But I thought DBA's did nothing but get in the way of us developers... What's a tablespace? What's a table /Clip Other special appearances by Steve Adams, Christopher Spence, Joe Testa and lots of others from the Oracle-L. See them all as you've never seen them before. See Oracle-L, the UNCUT version. Coming this fall. Sorry, folks, slow day... -- Please see the official ORACLE-L FAQ: http://www.orafaq.com -- Author: INET: [EMAIL
