Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Dilwyn Jones
Just out of curiousity I tried it in Word (no QTYPon this machine at work). No 
objection apart from the word 'chequer'. The text contains mostly words which 
are correct in a spell checking sense but which some of Geoff's programs might 
violently object to, a bit like correcting a Welshman's English perhaps!

He he.

Dilwyn Jones
 
 From: John Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2005/06/20 Mon PM 07:39:04 GMT
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: [ql-users] Spelin'
 
 I think Geoff might like this.
 
 
 Eye halve a spelling chequer
 It came with my pea sea
 It plainly marques four my revue
 Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
 Eye strike a quay and type a word
 And weight four it two say
 Weather eye am rong oar rite
 It shows me strait aweigh.
 As soon as a mist ache is maid
 It nose bee four two long
 And eye can put the error rite
 Its rare lea ever rong.
 Eye halve run this poem threw it
 I am shure your pleased two no
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh
 My chequer tolled me sew!
 
 John Taylor


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RE: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Darren Branagh

I did the same.

I am sure there are different M$ Word spellcheck setups, as mine found
rong and shure to be incorrect spellings.

I asked it to look up chequer using the online dictionary feature in
outlook, and it actually found cheque, saying it was a alternative to check
in UK finance terminology.

So, just as we always thought - pea seas are crap :-))


Darren.



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From: Dilwyn Jones [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
Sent: 21 June 2005 09:41
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

Just out of curiousity I tried it in Word (no QTYPon this machine at work).
No objection apart from the word 'chequer'. The text contains mostly words
which are correct in a spell checking sense but which some of Geoff's
programs might violently object to, a bit like correcting a Welshman's
English perhaps!

He he.

Dilwyn Jones
 
 From: John Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2005/06/20 Mon PM 07:39:04 GMT
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: [ql-users] Spelin'
 
 I think Geoff might like this.
 
 
 Eye halve a spelling chequer
 It came with my pea sea
 It plainly marques four my revue
 Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
 Eye strike a quay and type a word
 And weight four it two say
 Weather eye am rong oar rite
 It shows me strait aweigh.
 As soon as a mist ache is maid
 It nose bee four two long
 And eye can put the error rite
 Its rare lea ever rong.
 Eye halve run this poem threw it
 I am shure your pleased two no
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh
 My chequer tolled me sew!
 
 John Taylor


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Re: RE: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Dilwyn Jones
Yes, you're right about rong, I missed that.

Somewhere along the line, mine must have learned SHURE. I'll have to work out 
how to remove it now!

He he, things like this tend to expose all sorts of problems don't they! Will 
be interesting to see what QTYP, Style-Check etc make of John's text!

Dilwyn Jones
 
 From: Darren Branagh [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Date: 2005/06/21 Tue AM 08:51:10 GMT
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: RE: [ql-users] Spelin'
 
 
 I did the same.
 
 I am sure there are different M$ Word spellcheck setups, as mine found
 rong and shure to be incorrect spellings.
 
 I asked it to look up chequer using the online dictionary feature in
 outlook, and it actually found cheque, saying it was a alternative to check
 in UK finance terminology.
 
 So, just as we always thought - pea seas are crap :-))
 
 
 Darren.
 
 
 
 -Original Message-
 From: Dilwyn Jones [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] 
 Sent: 21 June 2005 09:41
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'
 
 Just out of curiousity I tried it in Word (no QTYPon this machine at work).
 No objection apart from the word 'chequer'. The text contains mostly words
 which are correct in a spell checking sense but which some of Geoff's
 programs might violently object to, a bit like correcting a Welshman's
 English perhaps!
 
 He he.
 
 Dilwyn Jones
  
  From: John Taylor [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Date: 2005/06/20 Mon PM 07:39:04 GMT
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Subject: [ql-users] Spelin'
  
  I think Geoff might like this.
  
  
  Eye halve a spelling chequer
  It came with my pea sea
  It plainly marques four my revue
  Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
  Eye strike a quay and type a word
  And weight four it two say
  Weather eye am rong oar rite
  It shows me strait aweigh.
  As soon as a mist ache is maid
  It nose bee four two long
  And eye can put the error rite
  Its rare lea ever rong.
  Eye halve run this poem threw it
  I am shure your pleased two no
  Its letter perfect awl the weigh
  My chequer tolled me sew!
  
  John Taylor
 
 
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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread COLIN PARSONS



Sent: Monday, June 20, 2005 8:39 PM
Subject: [ql-users] Spelin'



I think Geoff might like this.


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am rong oar rite
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever rong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shure your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

John Taylor



I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in it's, it's 
miss-spelt with out it!!


Cheers

Colin 



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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Robert Newson

COLIN PARSONS wrote:

...

Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

John Taylor


I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in it's, 
it's miss-spelt with out it!!


But it's also rite to spell it's its.

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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Tony Firshman
On  Tue, 21 Jun 2005 at 21:30:28, Robert Newson wrote:
(ref: [EMAIL PROTECTED])

COLIN PARSONS wrote:

...
 Its letter perfect awl the weigh
 My chequer tolled me sew!

 John Taylor
  I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in
it's,  it's miss-spelt with out it!!

But it's also rite to spell it's its.
Exactly.

It's is short for It is - in the possessive one uses 'its' normally.
Quite illogical of course.

Tony

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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Dilwyn Jones

Colin Parsons wrote:

I think Geoff might like this.


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am rong oar rite
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever rong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shure your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

John Taylor



I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in 
it's, it's miss-spelt with out it!!


Cheers

Colin

He he, amazing how wrong something can be, yet still be readable!

In my position of editing QL Today, the commonest errors I find in 
written English is the swapping of its and it's.


It's  is of course the same as it is but everyone thinks it's is 
possessive like any other 's as in Colin's.


Its is the correct possessive. As my English teacher at school kept 
telling me until he gave up, at which point I remembered which was 
which once he'd stopped nagging!


Grrr. Who made the English language so difficult???

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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread COLIN PARSONS


- Original Message - 
From: Dilwyn Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 8:43 PM
Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'



Colin Parsons wrote:

I think Geoff might like this.


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am rong oar rite
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever rong.
Eye halve run this poem threw it
I am shure your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew!

John Taylor



I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in 
it's, it's miss-spelt with out it!!


Cheers

Colin

He he, amazing how wrong something can be, yet still be readable!

In my position of editing QL Today, the commonest errors I find in 
written English is the swapping of its and it's.


It's  is of course the same as it is but everyone thinks it's is 
possessive like any other 's as in Colin's.


Its is the correct possessive. As my English teacher at school kept 
telling me until he gave up, at which point I remembered which was 
which once he'd stopped nagging!


Grrr. Who made the English language so difficult???

--
Dilwyn Jones


Its letter perfect awl the weigh
=
It is letter perfect...

Therfore:

it's

Colin


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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread John Gilpin
Yes Dilwyn,

It would be useful to know how to delete words from the Pee Sea Dicshunary
witch ar noo longer reqwired. Let me know of your progress.

John Gilpin
Dicslectic Treshur er! (my Spell Checker has just offered Thrasher)


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From: COLIN PARSONS [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 11:02 PM
Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'



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 From: Dilwyn Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 8:43 PM
 Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'


  Colin Parsons wrote:
 I think Geoff might like this.
 
 
  Eye halve a spelling chequer
  It came with my pea sea
  It plainly marques four my revue
  Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
  Eye strike a quay and type a word
  And weight four it two say
  Weather eye am rong oar rite
  It shows me strait aweigh.
  As soon as a mist ache is maid
  It nose bee four two long
  And eye can put the error rite
  Its rare lea ever rong.
  Eye halve run this poem threw it
  I am shure your pleased two no
  Its letter perfect awl the weigh
  My chequer tolled me sew!
 
  John Taylor
 
 
  I may be being pedantic, but how about the missing apostrophe in
  it's, it's miss-spelt with out it!!
 
  Cheers
 
  Colin
  He he, amazing how wrong something can be, yet still be readable!
 
  In my position of editing QL Today, the commonest errors I find in
  written English is the swapping of its and it's.
 
  It's  is of course the same as it is but everyone thinks it's is
  possessive like any other 's as in Colin's.
 
  Its is the correct possessive. As my English teacher at school kept
  telling me until he gave up, at which point I remembered which was
  which once he'd stopped nagging!
 
  Grrr. Who made the English language so difficult???
 
  -- 
  Dilwyn Jones

 Its letter perfect awl the weigh
 =
 It is letter perfect...

 Therfore:

 it's

 Colin


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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Roy wood
In message [EMAIL PROTECTED], Dilwyn Jones 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes

SNIP

Grrr. Who made the English language so difficult???
Because it is so difficult and some of us take the trouble to learn it 
correctly we don't mangle it like our cousins across the pond - 
especially their leader.

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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Roy wood
In message 
[EMAIL PROTECTED], 
Dilwyn Jones [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes

Yes, you're right about rong, I missed that.

Somewhere along the line, mine must have learned SHURE. I'll have to 
work out how to remove it now!

It is a microphone.


He he, things like this tend to expose all sorts of problems don't 
they! Will be interesting to see what QTYP, Style-Check etc make of 
John's text!


Dilwyn Jones


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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread Jeremy Taffel




Its letter perfect awl the weigh
=
It is letter perfect...

Therfore:

it's

Colin



So if you want an alternative word which  matches the rest in its 
wrongness, but passes the spell checker,  you have to omit the 
apostrophe. So the original was correct in its incorrectness. 


Or should I have writ

Sew, if yew wont an awl-tern-native  weird (think scouse)  witch  
matte-chess the rest in it's  wrongness, but parses the spelling 
chequer, yew have to .?


Jeremy
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Re: [ql-users] Spelin'

2005-06-21 Thread COLIN PARSONS


- Original Message - 
From: Jeremy Taffel [EMAIL PROTECTED]

To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, June 22, 2005 12:17 AM
Subject: Re: [ql-users] Spelin'






Its letter perfect awl the weigh
=
It is letter perfect...

Therfore:

it's

Colin



So if you want an alternative word which  matches the rest in its 
wrongness, but passes the spell checker,  you have to omit the apostrophe. 
So the original was correct in its incorrectness.

Or should I have writ

Sew, if yew wont an awl-tern-native  weird (think scouse)  witch 
matte-chess the rest in it's  wrongness, but parses the spelling chequer, 
yew have to .?


Jeremy


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Perfectly correct, there is nothing worse than the Word spell checker, as I 
wanted to point out, it can't adjudicate between two perfectly correct 
spellings, of the common indefinite article, according to its context 
(correct possessive case of  the pronoun), therfore it's useless!!!


Cheers

Colin 



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