Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Charles Haynes
On Apr 19, 2012 3:30 AM, ss cybers...@gmail.com wrote:

 On Wednesday 18 Apr 2012 9:33:10 pm Srini RamaKrishnan wrote:
  When the world thinks of Brazil it rarely thinks of those with African
  or Native American blood lines, which seems to help.

 Would you be able to qualify this statement?

 The generalization the world is probably errroneous here. As far as my
 knowledge goes a large part of the world think of Pele when they think of
 Brazil.

 Are you generalizing the world as in west==world, or US==world

 The world is biggish.

My experience differs from his. In my experience most people think of
Brazilians as brown people - some beautiful exotic hybrid, but
definitively non-white. Brazil is a fascinating model in how race may
become an obsolete concept in practice.

-- Charles


Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Thu, Apr 19, 2012 at 8:44 AM, Charles Haynes hay...@edgeplay.org wrote:
 My experience differs from his. In my experience most people think of
 Brazilians as brown people - some beautiful exotic hybrid, but
 definitively non-white. Brazil is a fascinating model in how race may become
 an obsolete concept in practice.

Brazil is definitely more racially integrated than most countries that
have a similar mix, like say the US. However one only has to watch
Brazilian cinema, or visit the college campuses and favelas to see
that race, opportunity and income have a rather unhealthy correlation.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Andre Manoel
On Thu, Apr 19, 2012 at 11:23 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Thu, Apr 19, 2012 at 8:44 AM, Charles Haynes hay...@edgeplay.org wrote:
 My experience differs from his. In my experience most people think of
 Brazilians as brown people - some beautiful exotic hybrid, but
 definitively non-white. Brazil is a fascinating model in how race may become
 an obsolete concept in practice.

 Brazil is definitely more racially integrated than most countries that
 have a similar mix, like say the US. However one only has to watch
 Brazilian cinema, or visit the college campuses and favelas to see
 that race, opportunity and income have a rather unhealthy correlation.

I'm in a cafeteria that is inside a top business school in Brazil
right now. If I were to take a picture of the people I'm seeing right
now, you'd think I'm in Europe.

There was an interesting article from the economist a couple of weeks
ago about that: http://www.economist.com/node/21543494 I think that
article got it right. Brazilians are, in general, less racist in the
specific issue of not having hatred against black people or other
minorities, but there are much less opportunities for them, so that is
not such an advantage in the end.


Andre



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM, Vinayak Hegde vinay...@gmail.com wrote:
 I am planning a trip to Turkey in in August so any insight would be
 helpful (possibly offlist).
 Looking at your experience it seems that applying in advance is better.

There's a bunch of EU / Schengen trade zone nations that don't need a
visa - possibly because Turkey views itself as European, or very
desperately wants to give off this image. They don't care about quid
pro quo nonsense, they just want these rich Europeans to visit Turkey
just as if it were a part of Europe.

Then there's the non-EU rich countries - USA, South Africa, Australia,
Malaysia, Japan, Singapore etc. which are allowed entry by paying $20
per head. But they need to stand in a queue to pay this fee, and then
enter the queue for immigration.

Then there's a shit list of countries that are good enough if they
have a US or Schengen visa, but not good enough to stand in the $20
line. Sri Lanka and India are in this list.

There will be no prominent instruction or sign whatsoever telling you
what to do if you are Indian - so you need to find someone who can
guide you to the police check point - where they look over your
passport, and depending on their present level of grumpiness will ask
you questions about your plans or income or whatever. Then they
scribble a note on torn off note paper that permits you to join the
$20 line, and pay your $20 like other civilized passport holders and
enter the country.

It takes about an hour and some patience as you get treated a bit like vermin.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:53 PM, Deepak Shenoy deepakshe...@gmail.com wrote:
 This I agree with. We should do away with ECNR (which is supposed to
 protect us from ourselves) and allow people to defect, leave, return
 etc. at will. We shouldn't though make it possible for those branded
 talented to be better mobile than others. What applies to one must
 apply to all. (Except those with parole violations etc. of course)

Making the process more efficient does not increase the level of
injustice or inequality in society.

How is turning up at $rich-nation-embassy and standing in line for
half a day or paying someone to hold your spot from 4AM in the morning
and getting frisked before getting interrogated by a bored white guy
any more equal? No smelly non-English speaking poor bastard of an
Indian will even stand a chance of clearing the embassy gate anyway,
so where is the equality?

India might as well drop the hypocrisy and come clean that the
population is unequal and having wealth makes one the new upper caste
Brahmin in the capitalistic age.

So far I've heard either the oh my, but we are an equal society
refrain, or utter distrust in the Indian government's ability to even
administer a tiered citizenship.

The former is a fig leaf, since as I said our society is unequal,
let's get over it. And the latter is merely an implementation problem;
there are definitely ways around this. More job opportunities for the
private sector to own and administer this problem surely - after all
the private sector solves everything better and faster, yes?



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Vinayak Hegde
On Thu, Apr 19, 2012 at 6:59 PM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.com wrote:
 It takes about an hour and some patience as you get treated a bit like vermin.

Well one of my friends had a US and Schengen Visa and tried to cross
the border by land from Syria. He was denied entry into Turkey. Well
that would have been okay - only one problem - he had a single entry
visa into Syria so he could not go back. what happened finally ? Read

http://www.desibackpacker.com/blog/2011/04/caught-in-no-mans-land-turkish-border/

I once had a similar experience, I was on a train from Slovenia to
Hungary (which happened to pass through Zagreb - Croatia). My friend
had a single entry Schengen visa and it was about to be stamped at the
border rail station which would have left him stranded in no mans land
or face deportation. We were eventually thrown out and went back to
Hungary through the Slovenian-Hungarian Border.

-- Vinayak



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Charles Haynes
On Apr 19, 2012 6:04 PM, Vinayak Hegde vinay...@gmail.com wrote:

 one of my friends had a US and Schengen Visa and tried to cross
 the border by land from Syria. He was denied entry into Turkey. Well
 that would have been okay - only one problem - he had a single entry
 visa into Syria so he could not go back. what happened finally ? Read


http://www.desibackpacker.com/blog/2011/04/caught-in-no-mans-land-turkish-border/

What a great story! He should send it to Road Junky. I admire his ingenuity
and persistence.

-- Charles


Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread Deepak Shenoy
 Making the process more efficient does not increase the level of
 injustice or inequality in society.

The process isn't more efficient for everybody. It's for a few. And
that's inequality by itself?

 How is turning up at $rich-nation-embassy and standing in line for
 half a day or paying someone to hold your spot from 4AM in the morning
 and getting frisked before getting interrogated by a bored white guy
 any more equal? No smelly non-English speaking poor bastard of an
 Indian will even stand a chance of clearing the embassy gate anyway,
 so where is the equality?

Well, everyone in India is equal. We may not be equal in the eyes of
non-Indians (to other foreign nationals), but we don't treat them as
equal either. (I just heard that a flat owner rejected a tenant
because he was korean. In an expensive flat in Bangalore.)

I've seen smelly non-English speaking fellows get visas, and nonsmelly
English speaking poor bastards get rejected. If the visa process needs
to be more efficient, the Europeans/Americans/Anyone else should weed
out who they don't want, or give a preference to someone with an
education. Why ask India to differentiate? Already America does it
with H1-Bs where a four year college degree is a major plus or
something. Other countries do it in their own evil ways. They have
that prerogative, even if offensive.

\ India might as well drop the hypocrisy and come clean that the
 population is unequal and having wealth makes one the new upper caste
 Brahmin in the capitalistic age.

But we don't want no upper caste brahmin differentiations. I suppose
if we thought that upper caste brahmins were necessary, we would have
class differentiated in 1950. We didn't, and in fact went quite a bit
the other way. Not saying that was good, but we rooted for the
underdog then, why would we that change now?

 The former is a fig leaf, since as I said our society is unequal,
 let's get over it.

This doesn't quite work, does it? I don't like reservation (because
it's class warfare in another way) but the best people come out of the
strangest backgrounds. The best programmers aren't from IITs, the best
businessmen aren't from IIMs, and if there was class separation there,
we'd not have some of the best in town (including Reliance!). Just
because there is temporary inequality doesn't mean you stamp it in
law.

 And the latter is merely an implementation problem;
 there are definitely ways around this. More job opportunities for the
 private sector to own and administer this problem surely - after all
 the private sector solves everything better and faster, yes?

For the most part :) I assume now that you're just playing devil's
advocate, but why the private sector should come into this is a little
beyond me. They can be more efficient if they want to, but if the need
really is that people want the better visa, they'll get it. Bajaj
manufactured more scooters than his licence allowed him to, flouting
the law and openly challenging the government to arrest him for
providing to the people what they needed when they were willing to pay
for it.

Either ways, the problem is of countries not giving visas for the
educated, then the better thing is to appeal to those countries, no?
Since they are so much more developed, it must be easier to create a
campaign to tell those consulates that if Indians have these
qualifications or income, we should get a visa faster? These countries
are so much more reasonable that they will listen and in a few months,
change their visa laws appropriately.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread thewall
We can try petitiononline.com for this, no? 

--
Either ways, the problem is of countries not giving visas for the
educated, then the better thing is to appeal to those countries, no?
Since they are so much more developed, it must be easier to create a
campaign to tell those consulates that if Indians have these
qualifications or income, we should get a visa faster? These countries
are so much more reasonable that they will listen and in a few months,
change their visa laws appropriately.


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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread ss
On Thursday 19 Apr 2012 7:05:37 am Ramakrishnan Sundaram wrote:
 On a related note, it's very jarring when Indians use American legal
 terms as if they're applicable globally. I've heard people talking
 about the fifth amendment - as if a presidential reference to state
 legislatures on matters affecting the states is somehow relevant to an
 individual's discretion.

It's called Americanitis - a highly infectious condition that is caused by 
living in America and provokes  the development of an American accent  by the 
act of merely dropping a cousin off at the airport at the end of his summer 
holiday which actually comes in the middle of the monsoon season.

shiv



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread ss
On Thursday 19 Apr 2012 4:53:35 pm Srini RamaKrishnan wrote:
 Brazil is definitely more racially integrated than most countries that
 have a similar mix, like say the US. However one only has to watch
 Brazilian cinema, or visit the college campuses and favelas to see
 that race, opportunity and income have a rather unhealthy correlation.

Does that mean that all those people with different skin colours are different 
races? 

If you recall, this was scientifically propounded over 100 years ago:

I had earlier linked only one of these two scans from a century old book. The 
second text clearly shows that light skinned Aryans were superior but then 
developed polytheistic corruptions because of mixing with black heathendom of 
the Deccan. 

Brazil is largely Catholic I think. That means that they have gone some way 
towards changing the polytheistic corruptions caused by being dark skinned 
decsndants of Ham? 

http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k566/bennedose/LRM-intro-ii-part.jpg
http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k566/bennedose/LRM-263part.jpg

shiv



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-19 Thread ss
On Thursday 19 Apr 2012 10:59:44 pm thew...@gmail.com wrote:
 We can try petitiononline.com for this, no?
 
 --
 Either ways, the problem is of countries not giving visas for the
 educated, then the better thing is to appeal to those countries, no?
 Since they are so much more developed, it must be easier to create a
 campaign to tell those consulates that if Indians have these
 qualifications or income, we should get a visa faster? These countries
 are so much more reasonable that they will listen and in a few months,
 change their visa laws appropriately.


If I was in a criminal or terrorist group, I would welcome the suckers who 
fall for this and ensure that all my functionaries are well educated. Like 
Omar Shaikh Saeed. 

shiv



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Andre Manoel
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 2:46 PM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.com wrote:

 [0] Interestingly Brazil has some of the same baggage of a vast poor
 underbelly as India; but it fares vastly better on the visa waiver
 thing. There's greater segregation of the population there of course,
 and some racism, but still an interesting data point.

A Brazilian nearly gets a long way by talking about football. And no,
I'm not kidding. That really does happen. There are other things
happening here, too, of course.

1. We have higher average income and higher average education level
(notice I said average education. You have a lot more top people than
we do).

2. Also, one thing that I think is very important: Brazilians who show
up at an airport in the US or Europe are usually white and don't look
that different from, say, an Italian, Spanish or sometimes a German.
Many of the Brazilians who travel abroad have European last names.
Those things defuse many of the racist triggers from immigration
personnel.

3. There are is a growing middle class holding overvalued currency who
travel the world spending a lot of money on trivial things. There is a
huge pressure American authorities from tourism businesses now to
improve the visa process. Just last month the US consulate in Brazil
announced they are opening 3 more visa offices and that's after they
had already reduced the wait time from 3 months about 2 years ago to
about 2 weeks now. In the next 5 years it is likely no visas will be
required from Brazilians.

Andre



Andre



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
Let us put it this way.  Highly educated is often as high an illegal 
immigration risk as a mallu plumber or surd taxi driver

Many other countries allow visa free entry or transit for people with indian 
passports and valid aussie, us, uk, schengen etc first world visas.  
Singapore for example.

And there are actually countries where you can get visas on arrival - thailand 
etc


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Traveling anywhere today on an Indian passport is guaranteed to be
exciting - navigating visa appointments, embassy interviews, credit
worthiness tests and other required hurdles will keep anyone from
boredom. The reluctance of countries rich and poor, large and small to
open their doors to Indians is quite understandable. The numbers are
simply against India; with 1.2 billion people when an Indian is let
into one's country it's hard to be sure who exactly is being let in.
Is it someone with a college education and a stable income living in
the cities, or is it one of the vast majority of the wretchedly poor.

The population of Uttar Pradesh, sadly one of the least literate and
poorer Indian states is larger than Brazil; making it the fifth most
populous country in the world if it were an independent nation. Or for
that matter Bihar would be in the poorest 10% of countries if it were
an independent nation and there's more such examples to add to what
will surely be an unflattering list. [0]

Nevertheless take Turkey, it lets in anyone on an Indian passport
without a pre-issued visa as long as the passport carries a valid
Schengen or US visa. As an aside, while this sounds great, it is not
so simple in practice. I did get my visa on arrival at the airport but
only after standing in 4 different lines and being interrogated by a
bored teenage police officer fingering his gun all the time.

The list of countries that Turkey will grant visas on arrival is
rather large - it produces quick money at $20 per head and no doubt
helps the economy immensely.

Economics is at one level about the optimal allocation of capital,
resources and people for the maximization of productivity. Global
capital markets and free trade agreements have made the free movement
of the first two possible at the snap of a finger, but people remain
the least fluid component in global economics. Moving an entire
factory floor to China is still reasonably efficient since people
themselves aren't being moved, but when it comes to qualified
professionals global corporations and talented individuals need to
spend lots of time on complicated visa regulations and procedures
before a large corporate head quarters with a global workforce can be
assembled.

For a country which counts people as its largest bankable asset India
should see a lot of economic merit in enabling the free global
movement of its talented people.

Assuming there is a special class of Indian passport [1], one where
the recipient is vetted to be of first or second world standards in
education, income, and other desirables, and  comes with
pre-negotiated visa waivers with most countries - it would enable a
more mobile class of Indian who can travel and be employed in other
countries, but be off the host country's books in terms of visas and
permanent residencies. Given the incentive to convert nationality or
residency is greatly reduced for this new mobile Indian it helps India
retain its talent too.

In a country facing a lot of criticism for being unable to allow
global trade in as rapidly as the world would like (c.f. Walmart's
entry into India) and generally facing economic stagnation
(http://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/india-s-year-of-living-stagnantly)
(http://blogs.reuters.com/india/2012/03/15/india-democratic-tempest-shashi-tharoor/)
it wouldn't be such a bad idea to advance in the global economic race
with what is merely a regulatory and diplomatic undertaking.

Thoughts?

[0] Interestingly Brazil has some of the same baggage of a vast poor
underbelly as India; but it fares vastly better on the visa waiver
thing. There's greater segregation of the population there of course,
and some racism, but still an interesting data point.

[1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive end



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Sidin Vadukut

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 Subject: [silk] India: global mobility
  
 Assuming there is a special class of Indian passport [1], one where
 the recipient is vetted to be of first or second world standards in
 education, income, and other desirables, and comes with
 pre-negotiated visa waivers with most countries - it would enable a
 more mobile class of Indian who can travel and be employed in other
 countries, but be off the host country's books in terms of visas and
 permanent residencies. Given the incentive to convert nationality or
 residency is greatly reduced for this new mobile Indian it helps India
 retain its talent too.
  
  

How much of this boils down to the reputation other countries have of our 
passport verification and issuing process? I remember talking about this to a 
Republic of Ireland government investment/tourism of some kind a few years ago, 
who said that they were well aware of how archaic the passport issuing 
mechanism in India was. As long as you can buy a new passport for Rs 35,000 or 
so in Delhi, which was the rate when I last checked, the document is a 
certificate of nothing at all. (Now Ireland also lets in Indian passports with 
Schengens or UK visas in them.)

My experiences with Visa On Arrival have been mixed. Sri Lanka and Malaysia 
were good. Turkey was absolutely terrible. Even the guys at the airport said 
that if I ever were to come back I should just get a visa the usual way before 
leaving.

Perhaps there are elements of racism and such like. But to be told, in Turkey, 
that Indian passport were inspected more closely than Iraqi ones was… a bit 
much IMHO.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread salil tripathi
Globally-mobile Indians also include labourers who go to middle east/SE Asia. 
Creating a two-tier passport system would concretise class/caste system. If you 
wear suits, have credit cards, and speak english and work for mncs, one queue; 
if you look like a construction worker, go to the back of the line.

It is bad and unworkable at many levels. When I lived in singapore and malaysia 
imposed stringent visa rules for indians living in singapore, some indians 
asked for exemption for indians who were singapore PRs, or who had amex gold 
cards (I'm not kidding). I don't see such a system fly; US wanted to do it, a 
so-called trusted traveller system, but they realised it was impossible to 
administer in a country that places a premium on equality of all citizens.

For indian passports to be respected more, india will have to improve its 
standing first.

Salil
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 Assuming there is a special class of Indian passport [1], one where
 the recipient is vetted to be of first or second world standards in
 education, income, and other desirables, and comes with
 pre-negotiated visa waivers with most countries - it would enable a
 more mobile class of Indian who can travel and be employed in other
 countries, but be off the host country's books in terms of visas and
 permanent residencies. Given the incentive to convert nationality or
 residency is greatly reduced for this new mobile Indian it helps India
 retain its talent too.
  
  

How much of this boils down to the reputation other countries have of our 
passport verification and issuing process? I remember talking about this to a 
Republic of Ireland government investment/tourism of some kind a few years ago, 
who said that they were well aware of how archaic the passport issuing 
mechanism in India was. As long as you can buy a new passport for Rs 35,000 or 
so in Delhi, which was the rate when I last checked, the document is a 
certificate of nothing at all. (Now Ireland also lets in Indian passports with 
Schengens or UK visas in them.)

My experiences with Visa On Arrival have been mixed. Sri Lanka and Malaysia 
were good. Turkey was absolutely terrible. Even the guys at the airport said 
that if I ever were to come back I should just get a visa the usual way before 
leaving.

Perhaps there are elements of racism and such like. But to be told, in Turkey, 
that Indian passport were inspected more closely than Iraqi ones was… a bit 
much IMHO.




Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Thaths
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread salil tripathi
And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be needed 
to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Thaths
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:26 AM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:

 **
 Globally-mobile Indians also include labourers who go to middle east/SE
 Asia. Creating a two-tier passport system would concretise class/caste
 system. If you wear suits, have credit cards, and speak english and work
 for mncs, one queue; if you look like a construction worker, go to the back
 of the line.

 ...

 For indian passports to be respected more, india will have to improve its
 standing first.



I first left India back in '93. Traveling back then I found Indian passport
holders to be unsophisticated country cousin-like and the Indian diaspora
holding Malaysian, Singaporean passports as being much more sophisticated
travelers.

Sometime in the early 2000's I started noticing that Indian passport
holders had become much more sophisticated (laptops, designer clothing,
etc.) and the the SE Asian diaspora Indians started appearing to be the
less sophisticated moffusil variety.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Thaths
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:29 AM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:

 **
 And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you
 hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be
 needed to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.


I know. The EC(N)R regime probably goes back to the migration of indentured
laborers to the colonies.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread salil tripathi
Yep, it was well-intentioned, but it annoyingly restricted individual freedoms.

Salil
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:29 AM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:

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 And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you
 hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be
 needed to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.


I know. The EC(N)R regime probably goes back to the migration of indentured
laborers to the colonies.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 5:33 PM, Thaths tha...@gmail.com wrote:
 On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:29 AM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:

 And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you
 hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be
 needed to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.


 I know. The EC(N)R regime probably goes back to the migration of indentured
 laborers to the colonies.

It was also justified on the grounds of preventing the bride and
servant slave trades - to prevent unscrupulous agents from shuffling
the uneducated out to the bad lands.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Sidin Vadukut


On Wednesday, 18 April 2012 at 16:33, Thaths wrote:

 On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:29 AM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com 
 (mailto:sali...@gmail.com) wrote:
  And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
  hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be 
  needed to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad. 
 
 I know. The EC(N)R regime probably goes back to the migration of indentured 
 laborers to the colonies.
 
 My dad used to know a fellow in Al Ain (UAE) who ran a successful, how do I 
put it, public-private partnership in passport renewals and ECNR stamps. We 
used to call it the Kozhikode Embassy and this fellow the Ambassador of 
Kozhikode.

Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Ramakrishnan Sundaram
On 18 April 2012 20:56, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:
 system. If you wear suits, have credit cards, and speak english and work for
 mncs, one queue; if you look like a construction worker, go to the back of
 the line.

I used to live in the UAE, and had to travel often to Saudi Arabia.
The first time I did so, colleagues told me to wear a suit on the
plane. I found out why when we landed at Riyadh.

Guards separated incoming passengers into fast-moving queues for all
whites and others in suits; the rest were corralled into queues of a
hundred or more.

So, Salil. your fears have long been true.

Ram



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
Riyadh is possibly the worst airport in the middle east - so it is possibly a 
very good thing you wore that suit

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On 18 April 2012 20:56, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:
 system. If you wear suits, have credit cards, and speak english and work for
 mncs, one queue; if you look like a construction worker, go to the back of
 the line.

I used to live in the UAE, and had to travel often to Saudi Arabia.
The first time I did so, colleagues told me to wear a suit on the
plane. I found out why when we landed at Riyadh.

Guards separated incoming passengers into fast-moving queues for all
whites and others in suits; the rest were corralled into queues of a
hundred or more.

So, Salil. your fears have long been true.

Ram



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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 5:26 PM, salil tripathi sali...@gmail.com wrote:
 Globally-mobile Indians also include labourers who go to middle east/SE
 Asia. Creating a two-tier passport system would concretise class/caste
 system. If you wear suits, have credit cards, and speak english and work for
 mncs, one queue; if you look like a construction worker, go to the back of
 the line.

I totally know that my proposal is objectionable on many grounds. It
creates a caste system of sorts as you say. It also crudely views
people as resources - economic pawns with no connection to heritage,
culture, history whatever that can and should be moved around for
economic benefit. I deliver it somewhat tongue in cheek obviously,
given my liberal tendencies :D

As a thought experiment in real politik - there's no way a billion
people can be equal in any sense of the term. Human equality has come
a far way in the last century, but we still aren't at the stage where
even 20% of the world can sees itself as being equal.

All of the first world together is still not a billion people.

I'll point out that economics and free markets also create castes -
those eligible for credit cards and those not, those with jobs and
those not; those who are rich and those not etc.

Equality is a chimera; and economics erodes at democratic values in
many ways anyway, so this isn't by itself an anathema to economic
growth advocates.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 5:04 PM, Andre Manoel an...@corp.insite.com.br wrote:
 2. Also, one thing that I think is very important: Brazilians who show
 up at an airport in the US or Europe are usually white and don't look
 that different from, say, an Italian, Spanish or sometimes a German.
 Many of the Brazilians who travel abroad have European last names.
 Those things defuse many of the racist triggers from immigration
 personnel.

Yes, I was thinking of this phenomenon when I mentioned Brazil -
there's also many with a foot in the EU with a  dual Portugese or
German passport.

When the world thinks of Brazil it rarely thinks of those with African
or Native American blood lines, which seems to help.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Srini RamaKrishnan
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 5:31 PM, Thaths tha...@gmail.com wrote:
 Sometime in the early 2000's I started noticing that Indian passport holders
 had become much more sophisticated (laptops, designer clothing, etc.) and
 the the SE Asian diaspora Indians started appearing to be the less
 sophisticated moffusil variety.

This is very true - Malaysian Tamils I find for example are more class
conscious and submissive than their Indian Tamil counterparts. They
seem to be stuck in a class conscious age that India lost in the 90s.

When I am served in Tamil restaurants and barber shops and other
establishments I find this class inferiority felt by the local Tamils
feel come out rather palpably.

For that matter they even worship second class gods. Farm deities that
aren't part of the premier Hindu divine pantheon are still rather
popular in Malaysia - whereas most Indian Tamils have traded up, and
even small villages today have temples to higher echelon Hindu gods
that are accessible to all.



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Vinayak Hegde
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:49 PM, Sidin Vadukut sidin.vadu...@gmail.com wrote:
[snip]
 How much of this boils down to the reputation other countries have of our
 passport verification and issuing process? I remember talking about this to
 a Republic of Ireland government investment/tourism of some kind a few years
 ago, who said that they were well aware of how archaic the passport issuing
 mechanism in India was. As long as you can buy a new passport for Rs 35,000
 or so in Delhi, which was the rate when I last checked, the document is a
 certificate of nothing at all. (Now Ireland also lets in Indian passports
 with Schengens or UK visas in them.)

Ireland is giving a visa waiver if you have a valid Visa between Jul
2011 and Oct 2012 (timed for the London Olympics).
http://www.discoverireland.com/in/ireland-plan-your-visit/facts/Visa-Passport-and-Embassies/

This looks like a temporary arrangement to get some tourism dollars.
All signs are that Ireland will back to the old Visa regime as soon as
the Olympics are over.

 My experiences with Visa On Arrival have been mixed. Sri Lanka and Malaysia
 were good. Turkey was absolutely terrible. Even the guys at the airport said
 that if I ever were to come back I should just get a visa the usual way
 before leaving.

My experience of VOA in Bhutan (fantastic), Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam
(with pre-approval letter) was good.

 Perhaps there are elements of racism and such like. But to be told, in
 Turkey, that Indian passport were inspected more closely than Iraqi ones
 was… a bit much IMHO.
Same in China immigration but that is to be understood. Chinese
immigration also has a gadget that you can use to report whether you
were satisfied with the behavior/process of the visa officer. I have
not seen this anywhere else I traveled.

-- Vinayak



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Deepak Shenoy
On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 8:16 PM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.com wrote:
 Traveling anywhere today on an Indian passport is guaranteed to be
 exciting - navigating visa appointments, embassy interviews, credit
 worthiness tests and other required hurdles will keep anyone from
 boredom. The reluctance of countries rich and poor, large and small to
 open their doors to Indians is quite understandable. The numbers are
 simply against India; with 1.2 billion people when an Indian is let
 into one's country it's hard to be sure who exactly is being let in.
 Is it someone with a college education and a stable income living in
 the cities, or is it one of the vast majority of the wretchedly poor.

I've heard this is often quid-pro-quo as well. We make life fairly
miserable for foreigners that want to work here, what with
limited-term-visas, requirements of getting police stamps every so
many months, etc. We supposedly have made life tough for visitors as
well.

I wouldn't go with this special passport business. First, it will
create incentives to easily override whatever rules are created for
the purpose, if indeed the passport gives easier entry abroad. (And if
the rules are made really tight, most valid people will not get in,
only those that pay or bribe will). This will eventually result in
foreign countries refusing to grant easier visas to such passports as
well.

Second, it's a class segregation I don't agree with. We are what we
are, collectively, and sadly, some of us will suffer for the deeds of
the other few, but we are just as Indian, and I see no reason we
should give anyone a jew stamp.

 The population of Uttar Pradesh, sadly one of the least literate and
 poorer Indian states is larger than Brazil; making it the fifth most
 populous country in the world if it were an independent nation. Or for
 that matter Bihar would be in the poorest 10% of countries if it were
 an independent nation and there's more such examples to add to what
 will surely be an unflattering list. [0]

Yet, biharis and UP-ites seem to do very well everywhere, and Bihar is
starting to turn economically better.

 For a country which counts people as its largest bankable asset India
 should see a lot of economic merit in enabling the free global
 movement of its talented people.

This I agree with. We should do away with ECNR (which is supposed to
protect us from ourselves) and allow people to defect, leave, return
etc. at will. We shouldn't though make it possible for those branded
talented to be better mobile than others. What applies to one must
apply to all. (Except those with parole violations etc. of course)



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread ss
On Wednesday 18 Apr 2012 9:33:10 pm Srini RamaKrishnan wrote:
 When the world thinks of Brazil it rarely thinks of those with African
 or Native American blood lines, which seems to help.

Would you be able to qualify this statement?

The generalization the world is probably errroneous here. As far as my 
knowledge goes a large part of the world think of Pele when they think of 
Brazil.

Are you generalizing the world as in west==world, or US==world

The world is biggish.

shiv



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Ramakrishnan Sundaram
On 18 April 2012 23:23, Deepak Shenoy deepakshe...@gmail.com wrote:

 apply to all. (Except those with parole violations etc. of course)

Does India even have parole to violate? I thought the poor and
unconnected are guilty till proven otherwise, and the rich and
connected are innocent as you can't prove otherwise. I haven't heard
of anyone being released on parole, or violating parole.

On a related note, it's very jarring when Indians use American legal
terms as if they're applicable globally. I've heard people talking
about the fifth amendment - as if a presidential reference to state
legislatures on matters affecting the states is somehow relevant to an
individual's discretion.

Ram



Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Deepak Shenoy
On Apr 19, 2012 7:05 AM, Ramakrishnan Sundaram r.sunda...@gmail.com
wrote:

 On 18 April 2012 23:23, Deepak Shenoy deepakshe...@gmail.com wrote:

  apply to all. (Except those with parole violations etc. of course)

 Does India even have parole to violate?

Good pt, I don't know if the term is called parole, but I think you can be
out earlier than an assigned jail term, sometimes for short periods (which
manu sharma had abused). But I used the term in general, like those that
are on bail against a criminal charge etc.

I thought the poor and
 unconnected are guilty till proven otherwise, and the rich and
 connected are innocent as you can't prove otherwise.

Having just been through a lengthy court case (civil, as a plaintiff) I can
say that you dont need too much money to escape legal retribution for a
long long time :) I think they'll convict headley befor we convict kasab.

 On a related note, it's very jarring when Indians use American legal
 terms as if they're applicable globally.

I have that problem when people usebillions or millions of rupees, rather
than lakhs and crores. But I've been told its all about your audience. :)


Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread thewall
I'd applied for a passport when I was in school, and didn't have an ECNR stamp, 
since I wasn't a degree holder at the time. I'd traveled on my passport before, 
so I got a rude shock when I wasn't allowed to go to the Philippines in 2004.  
Is the ECNR regime still on? And does it apply even for 3 year old kids 
traveling with ECNR certified parents? 


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And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be needed 
to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
The ecnr regime is on

Kids whose parents are graduates, both have passports etc are eligible for ecnr

But if you don't need it it isn't stamped on your passport, only an ecr is 
stamped

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I'd applied for a passport when I was in school, and didn't have an ECNR stamp, 
since I wasn't a degree holder at the time. I'd traveled on my passport before, 
so I got a rude shock when I wasn't allowed to go to the Philippines in 2004.  
Is the ECNR regime still on? And does it apply even for 3 year old kids 
traveling with ECNR certified parents? 


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And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be needed 
to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread thewall
Need to check my son's passport. In any case, for travel to the US, Singapore, 
EU, etc, are people permitted to depart India irrespective of ECNR status? 

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The ecnr regime is on

Kids whose parents are graduates, both have passports etc are eligible for ecnr

But if you don't need it it isn't stamped on your passport, only an ecr is 
stamped

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I'd applied for a passport when I was in school, and didn't have an ECNR stamp, 
since I wasn't a degree holder at the time. I'd traveled on my passport before, 
so I got a rude shock when I wasn't allowed to go to the Philippines in 2004.  
Is the ECNR regime still on? And does it apply even for 3 year old kids 
traveling with ECNR certified parents? 


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And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be needed 
to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
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Homer: Hey, what does this job pay?
Carl:  Nuthin'.
Homer: D'oh!
Carl:  Unless you're crooked.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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Re: [silk] India: global mobility

2012-04-18 Thread Suresh Ramasubramanian
Yes - but check away 

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Need to check my son's passport. In any case, for travel to the US, Singapore, 
EU, etc, are people permitted to depart India irrespective of ECNR status? 

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The ecnr regime is on

Kids whose parents are graduates, both have passports etc are eligible for ecnr

But if you don't need it it isn't stamped on your passport, only an ecr is 
stamped

-- 
srs (blackberry)

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I'd applied for a passport when I was in school, and didn't have an ECNR stamp, 
since I wasn't a degree holder at the time. I'd traveled on my passport before, 
so I got a rude shock when I wasn't allowed to go to the Philippines in 2004.  
Is the ECNR regime still on? And does it apply even for 3 year old kids 
traveling with ECNR certified parents? 


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And ec(n)r prevented school-drop-out artists from travelling, since if you 
hadn't finished hi school, assumption was that sarkar maibaap would be needed 
to look after you and decide if you were eligible to travel abroad.
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On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 7:46 AM, Srini RamaKrishnan che...@gmail.comwrote:

 [1] The ECNR/ECR stamp regime did something similar but to no productive
 end


The EC(N)R stamp meant something at the point of origin, not at the
destination. I suspect a vast majority of the countries did not know what
this chaapa on the passport meant.

Thaths
-- 
Homer: Hey, what does this job pay?
Carl:  Nuthin'.
Homer: D'oh!
Carl:  Unless you're crooked.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Sudhakar ChandraSlacker Without Borders