[Vo]:Fwd: [Xtratech] SECRETS CONFERENCE November 20-21

2009-11-12 Thread Esa Ruoho
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Subject: [Xtratech] SECRETS CONFERENCE November 20-21
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 *Renewable Energies Experts Converge on Tempe November 20 - 23*



Alternative, sustainable energies experts Thomas Valone, Ph.D., Steven
Greer, M.D., and Jeane Manning are featured speakers at *Secrets! The
Energies  Harmonics Revolution Conference*, meeting at the Tempe Embassy
Suites Hotel, November 20-23, 2009.   Sound and harmonics researchers
Jonathan Goldman and Ani Williams, along with film-maker, David Wilcock will
also speak.  This weekend event, open to the public, marks the eighth annual
gathering in Tempe of cutting-edge thinkers on a variety of controversial,
alternative subjects, brought together every November by Sedona therapist,
Chet Snow, Ph.D.  Details and the weekend program are available on Snow’s
web site: www.chetsnow.com.   Today’s energy crisis makes this a timely
opportunity to hear several experts’ opinions and proposed solutions, all in
one Valley setting.



*Thomas F. Valone, PhD, PE, *physicist and licensed professional engineer
with 30 years professional experience, is a patent examiner, research
engineer, instrumentation designer and also an author, lecturer, and
consultant on future energy developments. He is President and founder of
Integrity Research Institute and formerly a community college teacher and a
Research Director for Scott Aviation-ATO, Inc. He is the author of *Zero
Point Energy: The Fuel of the Future; Practical Conversion of Zero-Point
Energy; Bioelectromagnetic Healing; Bush-Cheney Energy Study, Clinton
Administration Energy Study* and about 100 published reports and articles.
Dr. Valone has appeared on CNN, AE, and the Discovery Channels.  An
engaging speaker and tireless researcher, Valone will present his latest
findings concerning future energy technologies on Saturday afternoon and in
a research workshop Sunday morning.



*Dr. Steven Greer*, former chairman of the Department of Emergency Medicine
at Caldwell Memorial Hospital in North Carolina, is the founder and director
of the Disclosure Project.   In 2001, Greer presided over a Disclosure
Project press conference from the National Press Club in Washington, DC.
where two dozen military, government, intelligence, and corporate witnesses
presented compelling testimony regarding the existence of extraterrestrial
life forms visiting this planet, and demonstrating the reverse engineering
of the energy and propulsion systems of their spacecraft.   Dr. Greer also
supervises a world-wide search for new, alternative energy sources,
specifically those known as zero-point or over-unity devices with the plan
to identify and develop systems which will eliminate the need for fossil
fuels.

On Saturday evening, Dr. Greer will speak about his latest book:  *Hidden
Truth – Forbidden Knowledge* that relates his personal experiences with
extraterrestrials since childhood - from his sighting of a UFO at an early
age, to his amazing near-death experience at age 17 to his meetings with a
CIA Director, US Senators, heads of state and royalty.   Greer will focus on
how new alternative energy sources from human and ET contacts could
revolutionize humanity’s future, if widely developed.   In addition to his
Saturday evening lecture, Dr. Greer will give a special workshop on Sunday
evening.

Having interviewed hundreds of inventors, scientists  alternative
philosophers, gleaning insiders’ insights, Canadian author, Jeane Manning
reveals patterns behind the new energy politics - the good racing against
the dark - in her most recent book, *Breakthrough Power*.  Manning will
illustrate her Saturday afternoon lecture with visuals of new inventions and
their creators, presenting the “Big Picture” behind today’s energy
revolution and what it means for the public.



Going beyond alternative solutions to today’s energy crisis, next
month’s *Secrets!
Conference* also features two of America’s foremost sound and harmonics
researchers and healers: Colorado’s Jonathan Goldman and Ani Williams of
Sedona.   Goldman is an authority on sound healing and a pioneer in the
field of harmonics. He has authored *Healing Sounds:  the Power of Harmonics
*, *The Lost Chord* and *Tantra of Sound*.  Jonathan is the director
of the Sound
Healers Association; dedicated to the education and awareness of sound and
music for healing. He is also president of Spirit Music, which produces
music for meditation, relaxation and self-transformation.  In Tempe, Goldman
will offer Friday evening’s keynote lecture and a special 3-hour Sound
Healing Institute on Monday.   Sedona-based harpist and vocalist Ani
Williams will discuss her unique sound healing techniques and harmonics
research, called *Songaia* during the Tempe weekend.



This exceptional event at the Tempe Embassy Suites, November 20-23, is
hosted by *Chet Snow, Ph.D*., a therapist and event planner 

Re: [Vo]:Park, memory ..some debunkers are pseudoscientists

2009-11-12 Thread William Beaty
On Tue, 10 Nov 2009, OrionWorks - Steven V Johnson wrote:

 Abd sez:

 ...

  I'm not ready yet, but, looking ahead, do you
  think I could get Robert Park to denounce my
  Kitchen Fusion kits?

 Just drop him a line when you get up to speed. I bet he would oblige.
 No problemo!  ;-)


Or start selling them online, then have an angry 3rd party give Park the
heads up.





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billb at amasci com http://amasci.com
EE/programmer/sci-exhibits   amateur science, hobby projects, sci fair
Seattle, WA  206-762-3818unusual phenomena, tesla coils, weird sci



[Vo]:Augmented Combustion Crystal Energy, Inc.

2009-11-12 Thread Jones Beene
Does anyone know what happened to Crystal Energy, Inc.  formerly of Stamford
CT, or their augmented combustion technology? Google has turned up little
that is current.

This was a company which was written up and prominently featured on the
cover of IE Issue 18 by Gene Mallove in 1998, and which company had licensed
the combustion catalyst of Dr. S. Berenyi in the patent below . which was
claimed to be so effective as to suggest - get this: actual nuclear fusion.
This was not a fly-by-night thing, and there was lots of apparent testing
done by seemingly qualified scientists. Alpha radiation was said to have
been detected.

http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/4844716/description.html

. and the patent is recently expired. The listed assignee on the patent is 

FUEL CONSERVATION CORPORATION 
37 West Ridgewood Avenue, 
Ridgewood, NJ 07451

. but they appear to be no longer operative either.

Gene was notorious for getting very excited over fringe-of-the fringe
technology, most of which was too far out there (at that point in time) to
have any chance for immediate success . and this particular one (augmented
combustion) would easily fit into that category . except that inexplicably,
it is looking to be one of those synchronicity things for me, where
certain information seems to have been directed towards a target in an
eerie and even viral kind of way. 

. ever play with  a Ouija board? . that is not a recommendation BTW . but
once as a student, I was walking out of the library stacks in a funk, having
been unable to find a desperately needed citation for an overdue paper, when
the sought-after book actually fell off the shelf onto the aisle in front of
me, and on a different floor than where it was supposed to be. Probably
coincidental. except that over the 4-5 intervening decades, others have told
me of having similar weird and almost mystical experiences, not with ghosts
so much as with books . the crux of this observation being that
information (in the sense of structured entities, like a coherent 'meme'
perhaps) seems to actually have some kind of self-generated identity - with
the active property of occasionally seeking out a host . so to speak. This
is of course far weirder than anything Gene ever dredged up.

I now have a deep-realization - in the ontological category of nomen est
numen (or nomen est omen) while sitting in the midst of a dusty
collection of old magazines, that Gene himself will have found a bit of
double immortality in the future, in the sense of . err . gene est meme?
which is to say in inspiring a future gene-eration of those who are
pondering memes that are outside the box of current paradigms.


[Vo]:test

2009-11-12 Thread Jed Rothwell
test. please ignore.


[Vo]:Test

2009-11-12 Thread Ron Wormus

Is Vortex List alive?



[Vo]:VORTEX ALIVE AGAIN

2009-11-12 Thread William Beaty

Trying again...

ISP eskimo.com had serious problems, was dead for more than 24hrs.
Everything's supposedly fixed now.



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Seattle, WA  206-762-3818unusual phenomena, tesla coils, weird sci



[Vo]:Japanese abacus [COPY 2?]

2009-11-12 Thread Jed Rothwell
I wrote:

That's typically 21 columns (divided into registers) with 6 beads per
column. The top bead is a binary 2, and the total is 5 * 2 = 10 per column,
with 2 or 3 registers per abacus.

Whoops. I can't count. I mean there are 4 beads on the bottom and one binary
on the top indicating a five, so the total in any column is 9. Count to 4 on
the bottom, reset and set the top as 5, then 6 through 9 on the bottom
again. At 10 you reset both and carry the 1.

So, for example, to register a 7 you set the bead (5), and 2 bottom beads.
Where set means pushed up.

I actually learned how to use the Japanese abacus with some proficiency many
years ago. So I should have got that description right!

There are some Chinese ones with different arrangements.

- Jed


Re: [Vo]:Swine flu

2009-11-12 Thread Horace Heffner
I didn't write the material attributed to me below.  I think Terry  
Blanton wrote it in the thread Swine Flu Virus Patent Ap.


Best regards,

Horace Heffner
http://www.mtaonline.net/~hheffner/

On Nov 10, 2009, at 5:36 AM, Taylor J. Smith wrote:



Horace wrote on 11-10-09:

United States Patent Application 20090010962  Kind Code
A1  Palese; Peter ;   et al. January 8, 2009

Serial No.: 628292 Series Code: 11  Filed: June 1, 2005
PCT Filed: June 1, 2005 PCT NO: PCT/US2005/019382 371 Date:
February 6, 2008

So, a generic patent for ns1 gene swine flu's with certain
characteristics, flues that were around back then.
Its not a patent for the h1n1 specifically, let alone
this exact version of the h1n1. Those were swine flus that
were already active in the swine community, so a vaccine
for them makes sense. Ounce of prevention, liter of cure,
as it were.

John Berry wrote on 11-7-09:

14. Key patents applying to the swine flu vaccine are held
by a private military contractor Dynacorp connected with
mundane things such as underage sex slaves and genocide.
The Baxter patents for H1N1 were filed 27th of August 2007
almost 2 years before the virus was found which is yet to
be explained.

http://www.naturalnews.com/026779_swine_flu_patents_vaccines.html

Hi John, 11-10-09

I still can't find this:

The Baxter patents for H1N1 were filed 27th of August
2007 almost 2 years before the virus was found ...

Please give give me a web reference.

Thanks, Jack Smith











Re: [Vo]:Fwd: [Xtratech] SECRETS CONFERENCE November 20-21

2009-11-12 Thread Zachary Jones

I live in Tempe if anyone will be in town for the speakers.

Zak


On Nov 12, 2009, at 5:21 PM, Esa Ruoho esaru...@gmail.com wrote:




-- Forwarded message --
From: Steve Elswick st...@teslatech.info
Date: Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 1:55 AM
Subject: [Xtratech] SECRETS CONFERENCE November 20-21
To: xtrat...@teslatech.info


Renewable Energies Experts Converge on Tempe November 20 - 23



Alternative, sustainable energies experts Thomas Valone, Ph.D.,  
Steven Greer, M.D., and Jeane Manning are featured speakers at  
Secrets! The Energies  Harmonics Revolution Conference, meeting at  
the Tempe Embassy Suites Hotel, November 20-23, 2009.   Sound and  
harmonics researchers Jonathan Goldman and Ani Williams, along with  
film-maker, David Wilcock will also speak.  This weekend event, open  
to the public, marks the eighth annual gathering in Tempe of cutting- 
edge thinkers on a variety of controversial, alternative subjects,  
brought together every November by Sedona therapist, Chet Snow,  
Ph.D.  Details and the weekend program are available on Snow’s web s 
ite: www.chetsnow.com.   Today’s energy crisis makes this a timely o 
pportunity to hear several experts’ opinions and proposed solutions, 
 all in one Valley setting.




Thomas F. Valone, PhD, PE, physicist and licensed professional  
engineer with 30 years professional experience, is a patent  
examiner, research engineer, instrumentation designer and also an  
author, lecturer, and consultant on future energy developments. He  
is President and founder of Integrity Research Institute and  
formerly a community college teacher and a Research Director for  
Scott Aviation-ATO, Inc. He is the author of Zero Point Energy: The  
Fuel of the Future; Practical Conversion of Zero-Point Energy;  
Bioelectromagnetic Healing; Bush-Cheney Energy Study, Clinton  
Administration Energy Study and about 100 published reports and  
articles. Dr. Valone has appeared on CNN, AE, and the Discovery  
Channels.  An engaging speaker and tireless researcher, Valone will  
present his latest findings concerning future energy technologies on  
Saturday afternoon and in a research workshop Sunday morning.




Dr. Steven Greer, former chairman of the Department of Emergency  
Medicine at Caldwell Memorial Hospital in North Carolina, is the  
founder and director of the Disclosure Project.   In 2001, Greer  
presided over a Disclosure Project press conference from the  
National Press Club in Washington, DC. where two dozen military,  
government, intelligence, and corporate witnesses presented  
compelling testimony regarding the existence of extraterrestrial  
life forms visiting this planet, and demonstrating the reverse  
engineering of the energy and propulsion systems of their  
spacecraft.   Dr. Greer also supervises a world-wide search for new,  
alternative energy sources, specifically those known as zero-point  
or over-unity devices with the plan to identify and develop systems  
which will eliminate the need for fossil fuels.


On Saturday evening, Dr. Greer will speak about his latest book:   
Hidden Truth – Forbidden Knowledge that relates his personal experie 
nces with extraterrestrials since childhood - from his sighting of a 
 UFO at an early age, to his amazing near-death experience at age 17 
 to his meetings with a CIA Director, US Senators, heads of state an 
d royalty.   Greer will focus on how new alternative energy sources  
from human and ET contacts could revolutionize humanity’s future, if 
 widely developed.   In addition to his Saturday evening lecture, Dr 
. Greer will give a special workshop on Sunday evening.


Having interviewed hundreds of inventors, scientists  alternative  
philosophers, gleaning insiders’ insights, Canadian author, Jeane Ma 
nning reveals patterns behind the new energy politics - the good rac 
ing against the dark - in her most recent book, Breakthrough Power.  
 Manning will illustrate her Saturday afternoon lecture with visuals 
 of new inventions and their creators, presenting the “Big Picture”  
behind today’s energy revolution and what it means for the public.




Going beyond alternative solutions to today’s energy crisis, next mo 
nth’s Secrets! Conference also features two of America’s foremost so 
und and harmonics researchers and healers: Colorado’s Jonathan Goldm 
an and Ani Williams of Sedona.   Goldman is an authority on sound he 
aling and a pioneer in the field of harmonics. He has authored Heali 
ng Sounds:  the Power of Harmonics, The Lost Chord and Tantra of Sou 
nd.  Jonathan is the director of the Sound Healers Association; dedi 
cated to the education and awareness of sound and music for healing. 
 He is also president of Spirit Music, which produces music for medi 
tation, relaxation and self-transformation.  In Tempe, Goldman will  
offer Friday evening’s keynote lecture and a special 3-hour Sound He 
aling Institute on Monday.   Sedona-based harpist and vocalist Ani W 
illiams will 

[Vo]:Japanese abacus

2009-11-12 Thread Jed Rothwell

I wrote:

That's typically 21 columns (divided into registers) with 6 beads 
per column. The top bead is a binary 2, and the total is 5 * 2 = 10 
per column, with 2 or 3 registers per abacus.


Whoops. I can't count. I mean there are 4 beads on the bottom and one 
binary on the top indicating a five, so the total in any column is 9. 
Count to 4 on the bottom, reset and set the top as 5, then 6 through 
9 on the bottom again. At 10 you reset both and carry the 1.


So, for example, to register a 7 you set the bead (5), and 2 bottom 
beads. Where set means pushed up.


I actually learned how to use the Japanese abacus with some 
proficiency many years ago. So I should have got that description right!


There are some Chinese ones with different arrangements.

- Jed



Re: [Vo]:Test

2009-11-12 Thread Jed Rothwell
Ron Wormus prot...@frii.com wrote:

Is Vortex List alive?


Wasn't, but is now.

- Jed


[Vo]:Cold Fusion Associated Nuclear Reactions

2009-11-12 Thread Horace Heffner

Cold Fusion Associated Nuclear Reactions

DEFLATION FUSION

Any theory that is to describe low energy nuclear reactions (LENR)  
has to explain not only how the Coulomb barrier is breached, why high  
energy particles and gammas are not seen from hydrogen fusion  
reactions, and why the branching ratios are so skewed, but also why  
almost no signature, including heat, is seen from heavy lattice  
element transmutation.  It appears unlikely that this can happen  
without the presence of one or more catalytic electrons in the mix  
which highly de-energize the fused nucleus.  If a nucleus is not  
highly energized to begin with, then there is no need to figure out  
how high energy products are absorbed by the lattice.  Such a tightly  
bound state of hydrogen is defined as a deflated hydrogen state.  
Deflation Fusion, a process whereby a ground state electron bound to  
a hydrogen nucleus for attosecond durations, the initial deflated  
state,  makes breaking the Coulomb barrier feasible.  This concept  
was published as Speculations Regarding the Nature of Cold  
Fusion,Infinite Energy (I.E.), Volume 14, Issue 80, July/August  
2008, and here:


http://www.mtaonline.net/%7Ehheffner/DeflationFusion2.pdf

Following is a further examination of the deflated state, the nature  
of the initial deflated state, with a proposal of the possible role  
of the proton's up quark in this state, and the possible role of  
strange quarks in signature event creation.



THE UP QUARK AS DEFLATION NUCLEATOR

Even in the deuteron or triton, the proton has to be the focus, the  
nucleator, of the electron deflated state, because it is the only  
hadron with a positive charge.  Beyond that, the up quark in the  
proton, being the positive quark type in the proton and neutron,  
singly or as a pair, must be the nucleator of the deflated state. The  
following calculation is intended to be a rough estimate showing the  
feasibility of at least a momentary up quark plus electron bound  
state (U e)* within the proton, thus creating a (p e)*, (d e)* or (T  
e)* state in the hydrogen nucleus in which the proton resides:


http://www.mtaonline.net/~hheffner/FusionUpQuark.pdf

This calculation demonstrates that, ironically, the more collapsed,  
i.e. the smaller, the deflated portion of the electron wavefunction  
leading to cold fusion, the higher the field densities and potential  
for high energy vacuum exchanges, high mass virtual particle  
formation, and weak interactions.   Such weak interactions are not  
expected from the catalyzing deflated hydrogen state, because it is  
too brief. However, following tunneling with/to another nucleus, the  
greatly de-energized resulting nucleus provides enough time for weak  
reactions to occur. Such candidate reactions have been described in  
Giancarlo Gazzoni's article on electroweak interactions as they apply  
to cold fusion and half-life reductions:


http://philica.com/display_article.php?article_id=160

These reactions, or other electron mechanics, especially in a highly  
de-energized nucleus, result in low energy gammas, which are  
characteristic of cold fusion reactions.



STRANGE QUARKS

A wide variety of reactions are made possible by the frequent  
presence of strange quark pairs, created periodically and momentarily  
from the vacuum, inside the proton and possibly the neutron. See:


http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/arxiv/pdf/0904/0904.4009v2.pdf

The positive strange quark can act as a momentary nucleator for the  
deflated state as well.



PROTON REACTIONS

Nuclear events need not only come from D or T nuclei, though these  
have a higher probability due to the large cross section of the  
strong force compared to the weak force reactions. There have been  
hints of the possibility of cold proton reactions in various  
experiments.  It is suggested here that neither the conventional hot  
p-p nor the conventional hot p-e-p reactions could be expected to  
have reaction rates that explain LENR excess heat, because they are  
weak reactions and have clear signatures.  It is expected strong  
lattice element x transmutations of the form p-e-x to be many orders  
of magnitude more probable, and that such transmutations would  
produce far less excess heat than the nuclear reactions and mass loss  
would normally indicate.  Further, the following reaction might  
produce excess heat by extracting it from the vacuum:


   p + e + p - (p e)* + p - (p e p)* - (p e p)* + gamma - p + e  
+ p + gamma


Here the gamma is only called gamma because it is radiation issued  
from a composite of sub-atomic size, but it consists of many photons  
in the EUV range.  The electron in the (p e p)* state is massive and  
small in wave length, and capable of radiation as well as expanding  
its wave form via zero point energy.  The binding energy of the (p e  
p)* state is electromagnetic and possibly electroweak, with a  
significant portion being magnetic, i.e. a relativistic retarded  

Re: [Vo]:VORTEX ALIVE AGAIN

2009-11-12 Thread Horace Heffner
In the event vortex-l goes down for an extended time, or gets shut  
down by men in black, etc., I would like to suggest designating a  
group on which messages can be exchanged to get status info and  
regroup if necessary.  I would like to suggest:


http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics.fusion/topics?lnk=li

off which vortex-l essentially spawned.  Messages could be posted  
there with a [Vo] prefix.


On Nov 12, 2009, at 5:02 PM, William Beaty wrote:



Trying again...

ISP eskimo.com had serious problems, was dead for more than 24hrs.
Everything's supposedly fixed now.



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billb at amasci com http://amasci.com
EE/programmer/sci-exhibits   amateur science, hobby projects, sci fair
Seattle, WA  206-762-3818unusual phenomena, tesla coils, weird sci



Best regards,

Horace Heffner
http://www.mtaonline.net/~hheffner/






Re: [Vo]:Park, memory ..some debunkers are pseudoscientists

2009-11-12 Thread Abd ul-Rahman Lomax

At 08:30 PM 11/12/2009, William Beaty wrote:

On Tue, 10 Nov 2009, OrionWorks - Steven V Johnson wrote:

 Abd sez:
 ...
 I'm not ready yet, but, looking ahead, do you
 think I could get Robert Park to denounce my
 Kitchen Fusion kits?

 Just drop him a line when you get up to speed. I bet he would oblige.
 No problemo!  ;-)

Or start selling them online, then have an angry 3rd party give Park the
heads up.


Well, I started building the site today. Just selling materials at 
first. I should have it running within a few days.


How about I sell Secret Plans for my Kitchen Fusion Neutron 
Generator? For a mere $49.95, you can penetrate the Secrets of the 
Universe, Amaze your Friends, that's the Special Download Price, 
convenient printed edition only $20 more, postpaid.


Complete with detailed diagrams, fabrication, assembly, and 
operational instructions, and a coupon for a 10% discount at your 
local Condensed Matter Nuclear Science store, where you can buy all 
the materials you need for this Astonishing Demonstration, for less 
than $100, batteries not included, or, for your convenience, we have 
arranged with Lomax Design Associates for a special One Time Offer of 
a complete kit for $99.99, postpaid anywhere in the United States. 
(Batteries or power supply extra.)


See and hear a thermonuclear explosion and live to tell the tale! 
(Microscope and signal processor required, available at reasonable 
additional cost.)


The first 100 lucky people who order the Secret Plans will get, 
absolutely free, a subscription to the Vortex mailing list, where the 
secrets of zero-point energy, reactionless drives, dowsing, 
anti-gravity, and limitless power through harnessing the energy of 
the sun in a jar can be found. (Certain restrictions may apply.)


Never pay an electric bill again. (Individual results may vary. Warm 
clothing is advised in cold climates.)


He'll love it, I'm sure!



Re: [Vo]:Reactionless propulsion

2009-11-12 Thread Abd ul-Rahman Lomax

At 03:14 PM 11/10/2009, Harry Veeder wrote:
Wheteher or not his theory is coherent and consistent, maybe what he 
discovered is that the pattern doesn't have to exert a pressure to 
cause an acceleration. That would make it a truly reactionless drive.


What has he discovered? He doesn't show enough of an effect to be 
called that. He *suspects* is more like it.


To cause an acceleration means to exert a force. Pressure is the 
term he uses, force per unit area. 



Re: [Vo]:Park, memory ..some debunkers are pseudoscientists

2009-11-12 Thread Abd ul-Rahman Lomax

At 03:17 PM 11/10/2009, OrionWorks - Steven V Johnson wrote:

Abd sez:

 I'm not ready yet, but, looking ahead, do you
 think I could get Robert Park to denounce my
 Kitchen Fusion kits?

Just drop him a line when you get up to speed. I bet he would oblige.
No problemo!  ;-)


My copy of Voodoo Science arrived today. It cost me more for the 
shipping, I think, than for the book. (Used, of course.)



 (Too bad it's not fission, Kitchen Fission would
 be a great name. I suppose I could dope the cell
 with uranium and look for some extra neutrons.)

If it was a Kitchen Fission kit, I'd definitely stay out of the kitchen! ;-)


Can't stand the heat, eh?

The levels of radiation would be very low. I think there is fission 
in CF cells, apparently, a little.