Favorite Quotes
While we all love TAGS I'm sure most of us have our own favorite episodes. This got me to thinking about individual quotes. Does everyone have a favorite that never fails to make you smile? I think I've heard just about enough about that tomato! Man spends money getting his suit spotted and pressed, takes two hours polishing his hat, and for what? Heartaches!! My mother has a clock in her stomach, too! A slender, high-spirited person needs a sugar pick-me-up late in the day. Boy, giraffes are selfish! You know what you find in caves? Bats! That's right, bats! And you know what they do? They fly in your hair and get tangled up in there and lay their eggs and you go crazy. I don't know how I can face the future when I know there are eight quarts of these pickles in it! This has just gone far enough! I can take some manners, and I can take some cleanin' up, and I can take a bossy mouth! But I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!! I heard it! I heard it! It sounded like a sneeze. Yes, what was that saying? Let's see... Tempus edax rerum--times heals everything. You know who said that? My Latin teacher at barber college. Two chairs! And I've got the magazines to swing it! Citizens arrest! Ain't you got a jack? Tall, dark--and a door prize! Pa, just what can you do with a grown woman? And here, a whole town stands still, because two old women's feet fall asleep. You're beginning to get to me. It's not a whim if you put on clean underwear. Okay, sorry, that was more than one. Thelma Lou (Janet) ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
There are two quotes that I really enjoy and that still make me smile. The quotes are from the episode, Opie the Birdman. Opie had nursed the birds Winkin, Blinkin, and Nod until they were ready to fly on their own. Andy and Opie determine that it is time to release the birds from their cage. Opie tells Andy towards the end of the episode, The cage sure looks empty Pa. Andy then replies, But don't the trees look nice and full. Those two lines still make me smile today. Brian Kaufman TAGS Fan Since 1974 ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
While we all love TAGS I'm sure most of us have our own favorite episodes. This got me to thinking about individual quotes. Does everyone have a favorite that never fails to make you smile? Mine wasn't even said by a main character. It was when Andy and Barney went to arrest Ben for making moonshine. I'm sorry I shot at you boys. I thought you was the law. Sent from Yahoo Mail on Android ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Hey, Mayberry friends. I haven't seen any favorite quotes in a while, so I thought I'd do it. Andy...(to Barney)..When you send your shirt to the cleaners, unload. BarneyRule number one, obey all rules. OpieJust what can you do with a grown woman? Aunt Bee..History, there's more of it these days. Ellie.I'm on the trail of a baboon! Floyd...That proves one thing, to get a nice suit you gotta' go to Mount Pilot. Charlene..Can't I just look at the pretty man? Briscoe(to aunt Bee)..your kisses are nice and highly valuable, but they just ain't worth the pain. Gomer.Water 'n air's free. Now gas and oil is a different story entirely. GooberI ain't no Rockefeller. I could go on, but I'd better stop. Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite quotes
Just thought I would give my favorite quotes: My runner-up Opie to Andy: Pa the jury's back they say it's hung and it's Aunt Bee's fault. Goober: OH my God they've hung that boy #1 Gomer to Andy : Foley is advertising for an experienced butcher, I think I go get that job: Andy to Gomer: Gomer do you know anything about cutting meat? Gomer: Ya think theyll ask me that? Mike The Scamp ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Hey, Mayberry friends. Things have been kinda' quiet on the digest lately so here's something we haven't done in a while. Favorite Quotes. Andy: 'Barney, have you been?you have!' Barney: 'Rule #1, Obey all rules.' Opie: 'Just what can you do with a grown woman?' Aunt Bee: 'I stay in the house too much.' Gomer: 'Water and air's free, now gas, we make a charge for that.' Floyd: 'You gotta' go to Mt. Pilot to get a good suit.' Goober: 'Ain't you gotta' jack?' Howard: 'I'll have to ask Mother.' Helen: 'What are you, some kind of Svengali?' Ellie: 'Women are just stupid little fools.' Otis: 'Food and water for my men and horses.' Skippy: 'Hi, Bernie.' Daphne: 'Hello doll.' (a classic) Clara: 'Maybe a little more allspice.' Big Maude: 'She's a convicted husband beater.' Leonora Poltice: 'I've just given you an A in breathing.' Briscoe: 'Justa' bed and a bible.' I could go on and on. If you're a TAGS fan, it's hard to pick a favorite quote, favorite episode, favorite character. They're all so good. When you read these, let your mind go back to that scene. Great stuff. My favorite scene: Barney reciting the Preamble. So, so funny. If you like, share yours. The new iMayberry Community Page is great. Thanks, Allan for all you do for us Mayberry 'nuts'. Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite quotes from Mayberry
FLOYD: Here's that article. Did you know that the Dingo Dog is indigenous to Australia? ANDY: What's a Dingo Dog? FLOYD: I don't know, but it's indigenous to Australia. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Just what CAN you do with a grown woman? Oh you sillies, I can't do anything! Mother likes me to get plenty of oranges during flu season. I think it's pretty childish of Helen to tell Thelma Lou she's acting like a child. You know Andy didn't really care anything about that girl! Well, if the front room don't fill up with lawyers, I guess we've gotten away with it! OH! Did that bad tasting word come out of my mouth again?! Well, you're not caught YET! If you got chickens to throw, you've got chickens to sell Gomer, get down there with them spiders! Barney, don't you ever call me dumb again! Peggy ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Hey, Mayberry friends. No one has done 'favorite quotes' in a while, so, as Goober said, I'll do it! When you read each one, let your mind go back to that scene. Andy:You're a good son, Barn. Barney:You're not talkin' to a jerk, ya' know. Opie:Just what can ya' do with a grown woman? Aunt Bee:Land sakes! Floyd:Floyd Lawson, you're a miserable, deceitful wretch! Gomer:Water'n air's free, we don't make a charge for that. Goober:Yo! Otis:Food and water for my men and horses! Briscoe Darling:Justa' bed and a' bible. Charlene:Can't I just look at the purty' man? Charlene,again:That'un makes me cry. (I can't leave that out!) Rodney Darling:Bout ta' pop! Daphne:Hello doll. (a classic!) Skippy:Hi, Bernie. Elenora Poltice:I've just given you an 'A' in breathing. Big Maude:She's a convicted husband beater. I'd better stop there, but ain't it fun! Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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How about: Floyd: Better phone him, Al Opie: If followin' the golden rule is so great, how come I'm out a cap pistol? Briscoe: ...but I ain't about to be beat to death with no wooden spoon! Miz Lesh out by ol man kelseys ocean ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Andy: Well this is surprize. Briscoe: Ain't it. Col. Harvey: I lived among them. They're devils. Andy rolls his eyes. Emma: I want to report a murder. Andy: Who's been murdered? Emma: Me! Barney: Ol nutsy here came running after me saying, Citizens Ayraest Aunt Bee: Well if it isn't Marshall Dillon, where's Chester? These make me laugh every time. Kim - TX ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Old Judd: I wish he would throw some food at me, I haven't had my lunch yet. Barney: Bea Taylor, Age Aunt Bea: One more word Barney Fife and you will be sorry. Orville Hendricks: There's not a word of truth in that Sheriff, not a word of truth. Hey, that's me. Orville Hendricks - Selling Butter and Eggs. I love good quotes, I have a book of about a thousand I keep handy. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite quotes
Hey, Mayberry friends. These are just some of my favorite quotes. Andy: Barney!!! Barney: Watch it three!! Opie: OK, Paw. Aunt Bee: Supper! Gomer: Lots'a luck to you and yours. Goober: I be dog! Thelma Lou: Ask him why he wants to go to the duck pond. Floyd: Ya' gotta' go to Mt. Pilot to get a nice suit. Otis: Hey, Ol' buddy buddy. Briscoe: OK, Boys. Put on yer' old clothes. Charlene: That'un makes me cry. Rodney: 'Bout ta' pop. Ernest T: Will you be my brother figure? Mayor Pike: Andy, evict this man. Mayor Stoner: Hi, Governor. Skippy: Oh, Bernie! Daphne: Hello Doll. (who can forget that?) Malcolm: Where might I find a Constable? Ain't this fun? I just love it. Larry in Lincolnton ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Here are my favorites: Andy: And then I'm going to shoot you! Opie: Poor Horatio. Gomer: You think they'll ask me that? Emma: Bad Deputy! Aunt Bee: There's so much more of it these days. Goober: Judy, Judy, Judy. Barney: A septic tank. Floyd: I'm going to Nashville! Ernest T: Irritatin, ain't it? Otis: I came to fill my vase. Brisco: Ain't got much personality, that one. Thelma Lou: Not a lick! Daphne: Hello doll. Mayor Pike: We tried to tell them, didn't we, Andy? Mayor Stoner: Stoner...S...T...O...N...E...R Malcolm Merriweather: A regular bobbydazzler! ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Barney: Your jaw muscles are workin' Andy: I'm not maaad!!! Barney: then how come your jaw muscles are workin' I know when my husband's angry inside cause I tell him then how come your jaw muscles are workin'? Helaine Alexian Dubois (diana) are you an illustrator too, sir? ** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite quotes
There's been a lot of conflict between the mayor and coucilmen in a city near us. When I read the various letters to the editor and newspaper articles, I find myself asking, Is this good government? (Barney in Barney Runs for Sheriff). ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Hi My favorites are you have to NIP it Nip it in the BUD! You notice a muddy elephant walking through a snowstorm we thought about killin him kinda hated to go that far I want to do my sentence That's an old wives tale but Johnny Paul ain't married flibbertigibbet judyjudyjudy she's nice Andy real nice hey whose in my room no coffee tea or punch thank YOU Is it gonna rain Romona the he giggled and soaked some paper towels in the punch bowl and threw them on the ceiling Does anyone know if Mrs. Wiley (doris Packar) is still alive? Thank you for letting us know about upcoming birthdays..my cards will go in tomorrows mail. Erin Mayberry's Midwest Mocha Momma 10-4 - Be a PS3 game guru. Get your game face on with the latest PS3 news and previews at Yahoo! Games. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Brisco DarlingThought about killing him.kinda hated to go that fer. _ The average US Credit Score is 675. The cost to see yours: $0 by Experian. http://www.freecreditreport.com/pm/default.aspx?sc=660600bcd=EMAILFOOTERAVERAGE ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Hey Mayberry Residents: My favorite quote was from OleBarn after spending most of preaching sleeping. When introduced to the preacher, Barney replies, The something that you can't talk to much about- sin! Ole barn puts the old foot in the mouth. But ain't that why we love him so much? He mirrors so much of ourselves! It's time, it's time! Derrell [EMAIL PROTECTED] TV dinner still cooling? Check out Tonight's Picks on Yahoo! TV. http://tv.yahoo.com/ ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
favorite quotes
one of my all time favorite quotes even though its not quite the same without the facial expression is Im turnin myself in old buddy buddy. also maybe someone can help me out on the exact wording of the conversation between Andy and Rafe at the rummage sale when Rafe is buying the thing that neither one of them knows what it is.That one always cracks me up. David ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: Favorite Quotes II
I thought of a couple more of my favorite quotes: 1. Briscoe - I ain't about to be beat to death with no spoon!!! 2. Ernest T - I can't hear your a-men-i-nees! 3. Gomer - If she's locked in the ON position, she's gonna run on you. 4. Gomer - Hi, live saver man. 5. Barney (as a woman) - I want to put one dollar on the horsie's nose. Sue Doughty High Point, NC CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The information contained in this message may be confidential, privileged, proprietary, or otherwise legally exempt from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you are not authorized to read, print, retain, copy or disseminate this message, any part of it, or any attachments. If you have received this message in error, please delete this message and any attachments from your system without reading the content and notify the sender immediately of the inadvertent transmission. Thank you for your cooperation. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
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Andy: Where still holdn on ta Richmond. I wonder what causes that. Your a bird in this world. You beat all, you know that ? ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite quotes and then some
There are many, and a number have been quoted here.but I'm partial to these, and many more: My mother was the same way Bless her heart Maybe you ought to go church more often I got a hobbyit's drinkin' that's fast on water On another subject, what do you suppose was the security issue at the Mayberry County Courthouse/Jail facility that prompted the addition of the locking bar in the gun case? Near as I can tell, its not there until Season 4, Citizen's Arrest episode. Might be fun to speculate on what would have prompted the added security! ThanksLove ya all. Boy giraffes are selfish(another fav) Dennis Ernest (new email address: [EMAIL PROTECTED]) _ Get a FREE Web site, company branded e-mail and more from Microsoft Office Live! http://clk.atdmt.com/MRT/go/mcrssaub0050001411mrt/direct/01/ ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Dating Lydia and Favorite Quotes
Laura Lee, don't forget to add to your list of warnings for the men who date Lydia: DO NOT give her pretzels. They lay on her chest. One of my favorite quotes comes from Brisco Darling: If it's charity, we want no part of it 'cause we aim to hang on to our standing in the community. Cheryl Marietta, GA ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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favorite quotes
One of my Most Favorite quotes is: SLOW DOWN, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY. I recently added that to a 'letter to the editor' in our local paper, talking about people running red lights. My Mayberry room here at my house is a mess right now cause of remodling. I can't hardly wait to get it back to normal and sit a spell out there and listen to the pretty birds making the trees seem full. Have a Mayberry Kinda Day, Cheri ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Don't remember it word for word but one that comes to mind is a poem about Barney in one of the episodes. Something along the lines of There once was a deputy named Fife it ended with he never caught a crook in his life. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
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Gomer: She's an 8 cylinder she'll take 8. Earl Hensley -- American by Birth Southern by the grace of God. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
RE: Favorite Quotes
Here are a few of my favorite quotes: 1. Opie the Birdman.Andy says Next time I go Tiger huntin', I'm going to take my tweezers. 2. Citizen's ArrestBarney about Gomer - This boob was running around yelling 'Citizen's arrressst, Citizen's arrresst'. 3. Andy telling Opie.Now go out and act like somebody. 4. Andy telling BarneyI before E except after C and E before N in Chicken. 5. Andy to Aunt Bee.Just call the MAN!!! 6. HouseguestGomer..I'm heading over to the butcher shop for an interview...Andy Do you have any experience?...Gomer Do you think they'll ask me that? I'll go think of some more. Sue Doughty High Point, NC CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: The information contained in this message may be confidential, privileged, proprietary, or otherwise legally exempt from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that you are not authorized to read, print, retain, copy or disseminate this message, any part of it, or any attachments. If you have received this message in error, please delete this message and any attachments from your system without reading the content and notify the sender immediately of the inadvertent transmission. Thank you for your cooperation. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Favorite Quotes
Of course two of my favorite quotes are Goober related. One where he is talking to Andy about getting the car out of the courthouse all he says is: OUT. The other is when he asks Andy Ain't you got a jack? Andy went out with Ellie, Peg, Daphne, Lydia, Mary the nurse, (2), Helen, and though he won't admit it ... I think he went out with Wanita! ** AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at http://www.aol.com. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
Re: Favorite Quotes...
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Oh, there are so many, but here's one that I love every time I hear it. Andy has invited the Darlings to dinner at his house after they are kicked out of the diner. Briscoe: Sheriff, that haircut of yours might be city-style, but your heart was shaped in a bowl. ** AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at http://www.aol.com. ___ WBMUTBB mailing list WBMUTBB@wbmutbb.com http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
