Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Dragon dictation used to think that i was holding my breasts, instead of my breath, all the time. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/586221/#p586221 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
2020-11-02
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Green Gables Fan via Audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences I was once talking to my brother's caregiver on two separate occasions.The first time, I was dictating a message in which I said, explain the difference between this and that, but it wrote, explain the difference between bitch and vent.The other time, I think I said, feed him early, but it came out, please her boobies! I was totally embarrassed when I saw that the message was already sent! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/585878/#p585878 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences hahaha I am laughing at the stuff in this topic URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584674/#p584674 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Damn. This is just beyond hilarious. Dicktalkk? Just, wow. And @pitermok, yours was funny as heck as well lol. Glad you proofed-read, if not that would've been... Lol. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584579/#p584579 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
2020-10-29
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : Green Gables Fan via Audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Here's a pretty funny one.A text message to a guy's daughter.Attempt: Meet me at Walmart so we can buy some food.Result: Meet me at Walmart so we can buy naked people.He assumed that the message was correct, for he didn't have his glasses on, so he hit send. Oh, I can't imagine what his daughter must've been thinking! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584569/#p584569 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Fits very well with the bendgate issues, where users would place the phone in back pockets, only to have it bend, desoldering chips on the motherboard in the process. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584240/#p584240 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Iphone 6 Ass gives a whole new meaning to the concept of the butt dial. :-) URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584236/#p584236 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences I never really liked DecTAlk, but DickTalk? Now I think I can get into that! URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584230/#p584230 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences If I start typing about, it is gonna be long and rumbly, so I will do an audio tutorial in the near future, did one in Romanian a few months back.And man, I laughed sooo hard to some of these, it learns from what you type, so you know, a serial killer got that, h, kiss I should say. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584225/#p584225 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Yeah, you really, really want to proofread your dictations. No matter what language you're using and what you're writing. The number of people who don't, and then just hit send is just insane. Applevis is a prime example where you'll see this often, but if you've been on Twitter or mailing lists you'll see plenty there also. First one that comes to mind for me is how a person on Applevis was praising their iPhone 6 ass, how much of an amazing device it was. Well that comment would suggest otherwise! . I've also seen someone on the Dectalk mailing list writing it out as "Dick talk" instead, which although I'm sure is a very interesting topic is probably not relevant for that mailing list. As for me, I'm fairly sure I had a number of these over the years but since forgot most of them, also because they were caught before being sent. One small and amusing one that wasn't though was when I got my first smartphone and started using foursquare. Being able to dictate was such a fun gimmick back then that I wanted to do it every time even though that phone also had a keyboard. So we went to the shopping mall for lunch and to pick up a copy of Mortal Kombat 9. So, I checked in and dictated "getting food and Mortal Kombat". Fast forward a few months, I'm scrolling through my old tweets and... Turns out my check-in actually said "Getting food *In* Mortal Kombat". That would have probably been far more entertaining! XD URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584222/#p584222 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Yeah, you really, really want to proofread your dictations. No matter what language you're using and what you're writing. The number of people who don't, and then just hit send is just insane. Applevis is a prime example where you'll see this often, but if you've been on Twitter or mailing lists you'll see plenty there also. First one that comes to mind for me is how a person on Applevis was praising their iPhone 6 ass, how much of an amazing device it was. Well that comment would suggest otherwise! . I've also seen someone on the Dectalk mailing list writing it out as "Dick talk" insteadd, which although I'm sure is a very interesting topic is probably not relevant for that mailing list. As for me, I'm fairly sure I had a number of these over the years but since forgot most of them, also because they were caught before being sent. One small and amusing one that wasn't though was when I got my first smartphone and started using foursquare. Being able to dictate was such a fun gimmick back then that I wanted to do it every time even though that phone also had a keyboard. So we went to the shopping mall for lunch and to pick up a copy of Mortal Kombat 9. So, I checked in and dictated "getting food and Mortal Kombat". Fast forward a few months, I'm scrolling through my old tweets and... Turns out my check-in actually said "Getting food *In* Mortal Kombat". That would have probably been far more entertaining! XD URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584222/#p584222 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences This is very funny. I’m actually using dictation to write this post as I speak at this moment. At the person who uses braille screen input, how does that work? URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584213/#p584213 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences I've had a few auto correct mishaps crap up over the years, but here is my personal favorite. As with many of these, it is slightly offensive. Maybe more than slightly so don't read it if you're easily triggered.I read a tweet from a blind person who was talking about his new Vape pen and how much he preferred vaping over smoking cigarettes. I dictated the following:Can you give me more information? I'm curious how a blind person gets into vaping.Dictation result:Can you give me more information? I'm curious how a blind person gets into raping.Epic fail! Proofreading for the win!BTW, I dictated this post, so crap up should have been crop up. I left it in for a laugh. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584171/#p584171 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Mine wasn't as funny as some of these... I'm really cracking up at some... autocorrects lmao. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584166/#p584166 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Here's a good few, and some even expand on some of Nocturnus's corrections. On Friday after school, BF/GF relationship.Boy: Can’t wait to see you babe.Girl: It’s Friday. I’m getting pregnant tonight!Boy: Shouldn’t we talk first?Girl: Oh my God! I wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnantBoy: I almost had a heart attack! Attempt at being gangster?A: I’m gangster. I’m a straight up G, the hamster life is the life for me. STUPID AUTO CORRECT!!!B: Been spendin’ most of their lives in the hamster paradise.A: Don’t make fun of me Woman: Babe I don’t feel like cooking. Can you bring home human beef?Men: WTF Beth? Human beef?Woman: I’m laughing so hard. Boy 1: How was the date?Boy 2: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I killed her in the woods outside her house and leftBoy 1: Killing her seems a bit harsh.Boy 2: KISSED, wtf A: Can I get my pencil back? I have an exam in 30.B: yeah. I’ll get it out of my lover.A: Haha. You and Dan are into some kinky stuff.B: *Locker. Love it! A: Are you done painting Jason’s living room yet? What’s the color?B: Just finished. It’s called period red.A: Dude. No!B: Sh*t! It’s called Persian red! I got autocorrected. Epic fail! Mom: Are you hungry? There’s a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen. It’s your favorite.Kid: Starving. I hope you shaved pussy. OMG!! I meant porkkk shaved pork. It was the worst autocorrect of my life. Q: How did Emily break her finger?Julian: Her finger got stuck in my buttholeQ: WHAT A: I’m coming over and I’m bringing cold hermaphroditesB: Uh, no!A: HEINEKEN!It's not actually the easiest thing finding these, as most websites portray the information as a single image. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584147/#p584147 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Some of the one's I've seen others pull off are just absolute nightmares. Since I've not seen too many personal experiences here and probably for a good reason, I've decided to take it upon myself to share some of these instead, and hopefully encourage you to do the same, as it really isn't as uncommon as you might think... Warning, if you're easily offended, stop reading now! Now! Seriously, stop reading!Girl to guy: Thank you again for an amazing first date.Guy trys to reply: Any time. When’s the second date? I can’t wait to see those big beautiful dimples of yours.Autocorrection? Any time. When’s the second date? I can’t wait to see those big beautiful nipples of yours.Wife to husband on his birthday: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dear husband! Happy Birthday to you.Autocorrection? Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, dead husband! Happy Birthday to you.Friend 1 to friend 2: How was the date?Friend two trys to reply: Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I kissed her in the woods outside her house and left.Autocorrection? Not quite. First date we went to dinner and then I killed her in the woods outside her house and leftStudent A: Can I get my pencil back? I have an exam in 30.Student B trys to reply: yeah. I’ll get it out of my locker.Autocorrection? yeah. I’ll get it out of my lover.Girl: I miss you.Boy: I miss you too.Girl trys to reply: Don’t think I’m weird but I’m sleeping with that shirt you left in the bathroomAutocorrection? Don’t think I’m weird but I’m sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroomI presume this one was a mother and a teacher texting back and forth during the month of December. Mother writes, "Are you doing thenutcracker this year?"Teacher trys to reply: Yep! I'm auditioning kids tomorrow.Autocorrection? Yep! I'm auctioning kids tomorrow.bonus autocorrection? Suctioning kids.Bonus bonus autocorrection? Ridiculous auto cat rectalI'd hate to be in that lady's shoes... I can only imagine what the mother must have thought. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584134/#p584134 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences I have none that are fanny, but since my friend had this one I stopped using dictation all together, braille screen imput for life.One time my friend asked her friend what was up and she said she went outside and my friend was just normally asking how was the weather there and the stupid dictation asked how was the weather in the pennis, but in Romanian.The problem is that the words don't relate in Romanian at all, so I don't know how it did it, she didn't press send though and just sent a voice message instead. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584053/#p584053 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
2020-10-28
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AudioGames . net Forum — Off-topic room : ashleygrobler04 via Audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences I am not sure if this one will count, but since i was using voice search on youtube... i think it might count as some kind of dictation?any ways, here it goes:I was actualy busy on my first talking phone i could affoard at the time, a samsung galaxy pocket running on android 4.1.3 i think... but i was doing a voice search to listen to the "best pianist in the world" and when i asked my cuzzon to help me click on the video to show me how all of this worked, it came up as "the best penis in the world..." i . URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584043/#p584043 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences When before I used to type with dictation, sometimes it used to autocorrect things on it's own. For example, when I was typing to a person Hello Sir, it came Hell Sir, not funny, but yeah it is annoying sometimes URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584037/#p584037 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences The only one i've had,Back when I first got a iphone and was still getting used to things on a phone, I had left my cane in my mon's car by accident when going to school. At this point, I figured that the easiest way of writing or texting was via dictation, so I dictated a message, telling how I had left the cane in her car. I just thought, what the hack, and hit send... my mom was in a meating when she got the message... She almost bursted up laughing in the midst of said meating. I honestly cant remember what the message was, and it was in spanish, but it was... hilarious.'Far as autocorrection... I generally like it, except for those times when it... really drives me up the wall. My last name is one such example; triay. As soon as I write it, auto-correction kicks in, and corrects, the, supposed mistake with, tryay, or something similar... Lol not good when your creating accounts on web-sights lol, always have to doublecheck haha. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584036/#p584036 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences The only one i've had,Back when I first got a iphone and was still getting used to things on a phone, I had left my cane in my mon's car by accident when going to school. At this point, I figured that the easiest way of writing or texting was via dictation, so I dictated a message, telling how I had left the cane in her car. I just thought, what the hack, and hit send... my mom was in a meating when she got the message... She almost bursted up laughing in the midst of said meating. I honestly cant remember what the message was, and it was in spanish, but it was... hilarious.' URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/584036/#p584036 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
Re: autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Fortunately, I haven't got any! Woohoo, though there's no end to the amusement that comes after reading other people's. URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/583934/#p583934 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences
autocorrection, dictation and other wonderful, terrible experiences Put em down! The best and the worst! The good and the bad! If you dare! I've actually only had one myself, but it had the chance at becoming the most awkward text message I would ever had sent, had I not caught it before hitting that magical send button... And so here it is!\I was going back and forth with a friend of mine and the subject of barbecue came up. We were talking about Bratwurst sausages and how he doesn't make them very often because his wife doesn't like them. My dictation: "Yeah, my wife doesn't care much for sausage either." What did my iPhone come up with? "Yeah, my wife doesn't care much for sex either."I never thought it would happen to me, and then... URL: https://forum.audiogames.net/post/583928/#p583928 -- Audiogames-reflector mailing list Audiogames-reflector@sabahattin-gucukoglu.com https://sabahattin-gucukoglu.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/audiogames-reflector
