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It means "let the reader beware"
Or, in some foreign tongues "Hand over all your inflatable monkeys and no
one gets hurt"
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From: Herbert Hershel Henderson [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Tuesday, February 16, 1999 4:08 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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This is a warning to everyone using a computer!
On Thursday, February 18, your computers will explode.
Thank you.
DECLARATION DISCLAIMER
==
CTRL is a discussion and informational exchange list. Proselyzting propagandic
screeds are not allowed. Substancenot
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In addition, you must be wary of any viruses that result in the following
1) Turning your screen saver into screen captures from "Dream a Little
Dream"
2) Every time you sign off, your computer says "Dave...what are you
doing?my mind is goingI can feel itI can feel
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Hail to the Chief!
Party tonight in the Lincoln Bedroom. All Interns welcome. Cigars will be
provided.
Big Macs and Cheetos for everyone!!
-Original Message-
From: Bill Richer [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, February 12, 1999 1:03 PM
To: [EMAIL
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Personally, I think you're both crazier that a pair of long tailed cats in a
room full of rocking chairs. What do you have to say to that?
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From: Prudence L. Kuhn [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, February 12, 1999 2:59 PM
To: [EMAIL
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SnoOwl, since you were the one person brave enough to respond, I'd
like to address each point you raised, openly and with no hostility.
Sno -
No sex--it gives you AIDS and it's immoral.
Me - I never said that. On the contrary, in a previous post, I
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Who cares about his politics? Let's take a look at the man's health for a
moment! He's lugging around that massive paunch, and his suits look like
they're about a size too tight. Did you see him at the State of the Union
address? He is so pasty and bloated I thought he was going
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You know, you're right! Everybody on this list is blind to the truth! They
have to all wake up and smell what they are shoveling! Let's start a new
exchange of information. Right here, right now! I propose the following
changes to the list:
1) Instead of "Caveat Lector", the
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" Have to agree with you there Pru. I don't know about JBrown, but
where i
come from Oral sex and mutual masturbation is not exactly Bestiality or
Incest!!"
You see, it's this type of slow-wittedness that keeps this
discussion from reaching a logical end. The
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So what, Mr.Brown, is the above statement meant to mean. My so
called
'cheap shot' was
at your naivety and obvious lack of experience in life if you
believe
that the things you listed are abnormal!!
Oh my GOD! Tell me you aren't really this
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I think that if someone goes out and puts a needle on a seat or anything
similar, they already had the inclination to do so. Movies, e-mails, TV,
what have you are not responsible for the actions of crazy people. Perhaps
they sometimes play a role in their behavior, like John
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Yes, and when she got home from the movies, she had a cocktail and woke up
in a tub full of ice. Someone had written on the mirror "Call 911" in
lipstick. When she called, they found out that one of her kidneys was
stolen! She drove to the hospital to get help, but on the way
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That's pretty funny to goof on people with Alzheimer's. You're really a
witty person, Samantha. Only an idiot like you would think that Clinton's
sexually crazed behavior is in any way comparable to someone suffering from
a disease. Let me clue you in, you DOLT. A person who has
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Samantha,
Actually, I couldn't care less about the joke in question. No offense to
the sender, but it was kind of lame! I also couldn't care less about the
Clinton situation or any related jokes. In addition, I don't care about
Reagan that much. I just think that Alzheimer's
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I have to jump on this one here. I think that punishing someone for the
potential to do wrong, in a case such as this, IS the right thing to do.
You mentioned that you may go out and kill someone because you feel like it
(hypothetically, of course). I think, based on that
Original Message-
From: Brown, Jeremy [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Thursday, February 04, 1999 12:06 PM
Subject: Re: [CTRL] DOPE SUPPORTERS
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I have to jump on this one here. I think that punishing someone for the
potential to
From: M. A. Johnson [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, February 04, 1999 3:20 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [CTRL] **DOPE SUPPORTERS**
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Brown, Jeremy wrote:
The issue I was raising was that once you get behind the wheel of a
car,
you have now brou
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Is it me or does this whole thing sound like it was lifted directly from the
plot of last summer's "X-files" movie? I'm not saying that there may not be
something to this, it just seems like every time we here about this stuff
its in the form of "RUN FOR THE HILLS, FEMA IS
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You know, this whole thing takes me back to the time when I wrote "A Tale of
Two Cities". It took quite a while to finish it, though, as I was busy with
the Polio vaccine at the same time, as well as having just returned from
walking on the moon. Of course, none of this
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I like to buy Avon products, urinate in them and then resell them to
underprivileged immigrants from the Ukraine. This is how I supplement my
income in order to put myself through Goatherding School.
-Original Message-
From: Source - Richard [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
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Larry Flynt is a mushmouthed cripple who's entire life has been a farce. And
the sad thing is, the American people have BOUGHT INTO IT. Milos Forman's
1996 film did everything but depict Flynt on the cross in order to raise his
image to that of divinity. I'm waiting for the
r
parties...to make you grumpy just like them...
Carlene
"Brown, Jeremy" wrote:
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Jerry,
Must you be so high and mighty? You sound like Margaret Dumont! Who
do
you think you are spouting off about who's immature and who isn't? Like
you're so highb
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Lloyd,
While I can apprecitate that your point of view need mot be the same as
everyone's, I must disagree. Perhaps they were pawns in a greater scheme (or
perhaps not), but they most certainly WERE NOT spineless. Would you have had
the courage to set foor on Omaha Beach,
me.
I am now back in my native UK, and beg you all to rise up and stop the
menace of the Mimist and MORONs.
Rise now, before it is too late.
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From: Brown, Jeremy [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: 12 January 1999 20:23
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [
. Take care and don't let anyone get you out of
that
good
mood you are in..isn't worth it,
You see if you did you would be playing right into a conspiracy of
that
person or
parties...to make you grumpy just like them...
Carlene
"Brown, Jeremy&q
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I was sodomized with the broken end of a Nehi bottle by a pair of Zeta
Reticulans who dressed like Olivia Newton John at the end of "Grease". This
incident ocurred in tandem with my horrifying experience of being run over
repeatedly by a unicycle ridden by Spiro Agnew.
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Look, if they've got such a big movie screen, do you think we can talk them
into showing the "Star Wars" prequel on it?
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From: Brian Redman[SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Reply To: Conspiracy Theory Research List
Sent: Monday, January 11, 1999 8:43 PM
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Laura,
You raise an interesting point. However, I must argue that the comparison
of mime to x-rated movies doesn't hold much water. I admit to being a little
confused by this approach. How did you reach this conclusion? If I want to
see a film of that type, I have to get in
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Jerry,
Must you be so high and mighty? You sound like Margaret Dumont! Who do
you think you are spouting off about who's immature and who isn't? Like
you're so highbrow? I can't believe that you'd actually let a few goofy
e-mails get you into such a lather that you'd resort
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The only complaint I have about Flynt, is that he should not have made a
cameo appearance in the movie about his life! I mean, we're going along,
nice and smoothly, right? Lot's of booty, Courtney Love's flouncing around
in skimpy outfits. Then we get to the courtroom scene, and
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The French are all vulgar troglodytes who rarely bathe and stink of rancid
coffee and fetid wine. Those stupid berets look like deflated chef's hats.
And that freakin' Eiffel tower looks like an Erector set that was never
finished. It probably isn't finished. They were too busy
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Yes, I can confirm this. It is a result of Donnie Osmond's purple socks
being sucked into the NORAD computer and causing it to crash. My computer
has a virus too, so I have kept it home from school and presribed Children's
Tylenol for the fever. This is a grave concern for us as
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The great tragedy of all of this impeachment stuff is that President Clinton
might be forced out of office before May 21 and then he wouldn't get to see
a free screening of the "Star Wars" prequel. Then he'll have to wait on line
with everyone else while people make jokes about
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Ladybird Johnson did it.
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED][SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Reply To: Conspiracy Theory Research List
Sent: Friday, January 08, 1999 12:17 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: [CTRL] JFK MURDER SOLVED - The truth after 35
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Screw all the homeless!!! Personally, I would like to kick up dust in their
collective faces as my Range Rover speeds me off to a ski vacation in Aspen!
However, I would not want to sully the Gucci bags I have on the luggage rack
with their cooties. During this cold month of
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Well Agent, I don't know what that says about you that you want my ass at
all! Is that a rough trade game you like to play? Why don't you just sit in
the gutter with the rest of the castoffs and stop making idle threats?
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From: Agent Smiley[SMTP:[EMAIL
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