exghps1988v_v Re: I.p.ka khazaana...photo no.12

2009-02-23 Thread Shailender Monga
Bhurinja??? that sounds vaguely familiarremind me , bhupi? On Tue, Feb 24, 2009 at 7:58 AM, BHUPINDER SINGH SAINI bhupinder.r...@gmail.com wrote: dear channi, not a very good event to racall, lets recall the better times and plan a bhurinja meeting.

exghps1988v_v Re: Laugh Awhile.. (Be Careful)

2009-02-22 Thread Shailender Monga
hehe! loved the Hospital Morgue Jail option, The scariest one would have said - Home with the Wife inside logo :D --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send

exghps1988v_v Taliban2009=Sikhs 1980's????

2009-02-22 Thread Shailender Monga
Dear All Came across this article in yesterday's TOI. Written By Swaminathan S Anklesaria Aiyar , a respected economist. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Columnists/S-A-Aiyar-Pak-a-needs-Beant-Singh/articleshow/4167078.cms For those who would not go thru the entire article- the gist is: 1.

exghps1988v_v Re: Khazana ya nazariya...u decide .jatti do open the attachment

2009-02-21 Thread Shailender Monga
haha, loved the last line! Way to go Rippu and IP.kal ki dose ke liye tayyar rahen:) --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to

exghps1988v_v A 21st century Fairy Tale

2009-02-21 Thread Shailender Monga
One day, long long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago and it was just one day. The End. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To

exghps1988v_v My foot in mouth disease

2009-02-21 Thread Shailender Monga
The downside of having a deeply ingrained sense of sarcasm is that people don't realise when I'm being sarcastic and when I'm not. So when i give a genuine compliment, it's misinterpreted as sarcasm. And misinterpretation, as any person who dishes out sarcasm would tell you, is the perfect outlet

exghps1988v_v Re: My visual/verbal thought for the day

2009-02-21 Thread Shailender Monga
I.p saab, arz kiya hai Samajh mein ye nahii aata ki dil ki khuu kyaa thii Safar to aath pahar kaa thaa purr justajuu kyaa thii khuu= habit, justajuu= search --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups

exghps1988v_v Re: My Dream......

2009-02-20 Thread Shailender Monga
if I had that kinda money, i wouldnt be at work. i would be spending a lot of time in the company of my good friends tunnu, Sonu, bhupi, nobby , Ip, jatti, herbie,Jack Daniel, johhny Walker,Mr. smirnoff, and that german guy..heineken! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You

exghps1988v_v Re: MEMORIES

2009-02-18 Thread Shailender Monga
Ummar ghategi nahi waqt thamega nahi Neeyat badle naa badle chhahe Nazar baakhuda badalti rahegi... On Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:55 AM, Inderpal Singh Munjal ipsmun...@yahoo.com wrote: Guys.i knowu may think that Ip is crazy about friends memories.(meri wife toh maray baaray me yahi

exghps1988v_v Re: I.P. ka khazaana...PHOTO NO.007

2009-02-16 Thread Shailender Monga
Yay yay! Go Zorawar! Bhai..teri mehnat aur humaare aansu..khushi ke...kyaa combo hai! I do need a visit to a neurologist tho...i can see this picture, but I cant remember the moment...sigh! :( --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are

exghps1988v_v Fwd: A Guys Dream Device!

2009-02-15 Thread Shailender Monga
Got this device from a friend who has done lot of research..anyone interested??? http://in.rd.yahoo.com/tagline_ysb_6/*http://in.business.yahoo.com/ --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V

exghps1988v_v Re: IP KA KHAZAANA....PHOTO NO. paanch

2009-02-13 Thread Shailender Monga
I.p bhai..teri dukh bhari photogenic khanani dekh ke...mera yeh romantic saa dil ro pada..aur usko yeh jumlaa yaad aa gaya. Marham samjh yaa namak...woh teri marzee vo jo ham mein tum mein qaraar thaa tumhen yaad ho ke na yaad ho vahii yaanii vaadaa nibaah kaa tumhen yaad ho ke na yaad ho vo

exghps1988v_v Re: Fw: I.P. ka khazaana........photo no. 2

2009-02-12 Thread Shailender Monga
kahaani to iskee beti se shuru huee theee.! roshni to nahin thaa uska naam --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to

exghps1988v_v Re: THE INESCAPABLE SOUND OF NOISE

2009-01-31 Thread Shailender Monga
Bhai Saab, May I add another suggestion to the list? 7) Wear Ear plugs when you reach home late after a night out with the boys . --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to

exghps1988v_v I love Levi's! watch the video

2009-01-31 Thread Shailender Monga
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exghps1988v_v Re: Men are better friends

2009-01-30 Thread Shailender Monga
Bhupi will vouch for me that i was with him and only him on thursday evening. So will I.p, herbie and jatti. Right , guys? --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this

exghps1988v_v Re: Fw: [FFO] Kirchoff's Law

2009-01-23 Thread Shailender Monga
Poor guy would be restless in his grave. but then his laws are not universal, they dont apply in India ! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to

exghps1988v_v Politicians- IP, beware.

2009-01-22 Thread Shailender Monga
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians. A few

exghps1988v_v Re: Fw: Guts of Punjabi Guys

2009-01-16 Thread Shailender Monga
harrripa!!! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to

exghps1988v_v Re: Fw: Guts of Punjabi Guys

2009-01-16 Thread Shailender Monga
Nahin ji , aisa to kuch nahin ji. ! On Sat, Jan 17, 2009 at 11:44 AM, Premjit Singh Chadha premjitcha...@gmail.com wrote: Doc You sound like macho Sab theek hai bro? Hope no Tani partner On Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM, Shailender Monga shailender.mo...@gmail.com wrote

exghps1988v_v My new car!

2009-01-15 Thread Shailender Monga
I bought a new Lexus 460lxs but returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Watch this!', he said, 'Nelson'! The Radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!', he continued and 'On

exghps1988v_v Fwd: And Then The Fight Started...

2009-01-15 Thread Shailender Monga
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.'And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

exghps1988v_v Re: Don't allow Women To See Gajini

2009-01-15 Thread Shailender Monga
I wouldnt be surprised if they started tatooing HE IS MARRIED on certain other areas to keep us all in check...! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send

exghps1988v_v Careers in Pakistan

2009-01-12 Thread Shailender Monga
After the Maths exam…. *Careers in Pakistan ** If we were in Pakistan , our options for professional courses after Std. XII/A LEVELS would be as follows: JEE** **- Jihadic Entrance Examination IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management CAT - Career in

exghps1988v_v Santa da syaana papa

2009-01-12 Thread Shailender Monga
Santa Singh's wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city and had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father -in-law to send a

exghps1988v_v Re: NEW Year Resolutions

2009-01-01 Thread Shailender Monga
Someone help me with this! i have not kept any of the resolutions in the past( some of which Herbie has listed above). So i dont even know of a new resolution which i wud not break this year ! The offer of the portrait is tempting. So i shall venture into making one resolution- Spend more time

exghps1988v_v Re: Bran Flakes

2009-01-01 Thread Shailender Monga
Bring on the bacon and the fried prawns!!! hahaha.good one tunnu! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To

exghps1988v_v New Year Quotes Down the Ages

2008-12-31 Thread Shailender Monga
*I came , I saw, I stayed on to party *– *Julius Caesar, 67 BC* *To binge or not to binge, that is the question *– *Hamlet, 1069 AD* *The origin of this species (the party animal) is as yet obscure* – *Charles Darwin, 1876* *I resolve not to invade any country this year *– *Adolf Hitler,

exghps1988v_v Re: Dedication..????

2008-12-29 Thread Shailender Monga
By jove! ure right! I shud go around poking into everyone's eyes! and maybe IP can tempt all sworn bachelors to get married...! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this

exghps1988v_v Re: General Thoughts on the Batch of 88

2008-12-17 Thread Shailender Monga
great Positive thoughts, PJ. Without getting into the controversies of sub groups, lets say, we need to have small dinners and big dinners :) national holiday coming up, we can organise a day picnic with the kids and families..play some cricket, have some fun. Tunnu, IP - 26th january coming up

exghps1988v_v On behalf of our resident poet, Inderpal

2008-12-03 Thread Shailender Monga
khabar aai hai, jo dhamaake hue kisi ne hausla dikhaate hue unki zimmedaari li hai jang ye jaari rahegi yun hi khabar aai hai, bum phate the jahaN naami-benaami kai hukmaraaN gaye the jayeza lene phir wahi protocol, phir wahi bayan aam aabaadi be-khauf rahe muheem jari rahegi yun hi khabar aai

exghps1988v_v Pakistani news coverage- priceless Point of view

2008-12-02 Thread Shailender Monga
9/11 was America's own creation. India organised 26/11 on its own. The terrorists wore Hindu saffron bands. The whole problem is of India's making. I am not saying this. Our brothers and sisters from across the border are. http://www.hotklix.com/?ref=content/152704 Ughhh!

exghps1988v_v Re: A story of 3 apples

2008-12-02 Thread Shailender Monga
if only the world listened to these simple tales and followed them, bhaaji :) VERY nice one, though ! Cheers --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email

exghps1988v_v Re: DAHSHAT

2008-11-27 Thread Shailender Monga
Besides Shaayari...which was heart rending and poignant...what would be your general response. A. Preach peace and light candles at India gate B. Negotiate. Bring them to the table and ask them what they want, to begin with. C. A post 9/11 Reaction. Blast em out of their caves, Blood for blood D.

exghps1988v_v Re: DAHSHAT

2008-11-27 Thread Shailender Monga
37 hours and it goes on. The world is expressing surprise at the response. Short of being critical of it, they are now labelling India as an obvious soft target . Truncated message: You want to get your point across, do it in india, target a few goras so the western press also gets involved. I.p:

exghps1988v_v Re: Nagar Kirtans

2008-11-27 Thread Shailender Monga
Akal purakh King. Waheguru ji da Khalsa Waheguru ji de Fateh. On Thu, Nov 27, 2008 at 11:35 AM, Shailender Monga [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Being an advocate of religion as a private matter , and not a public domain, I would usually stay away from processions. yet, I would be seriously

exghps1988v_v Re: Nagar Kirtans

2008-11-26 Thread Shailender Monga
Being an advocate of religion as a private matter , and not a public domain, I would usually stay away from processions. yet, I would be seriously concerned at incidents like these:( please read the link) http://thelangarhall.com/archives/1257 We need to keep our identity distinct and alive. A

exghps1988v_v Re: Nagar Kirtans

2008-11-24 Thread Shailender Monga
Touche'. Sensitive is the right word. One man's music, they say, is another man's noise. In a recent conversation, a half-sardar said that the prabhat feri is a nuisance to his sleep pattern as well. Thats a small price to pay for democracy and freedom of speech/expression which comes with it ,

exghps1988v_v Fwd: Rangaswamy and the Tiger

2008-11-16 Thread Shailender Monga
Deep in jungle I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Bugger Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I avenge poor darling's life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But am not fearing these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am jump with start But noise is coming from damn fool heart Taking care not to

exghps1988v_v Re: Madhu Trehan episode

2008-11-14 Thread Shailender Monga
we live. Madhu was well within her right to tell the guy to shut up. Remember, she was not the one who started it. She only RESPONDED to his note. This was the point that I wanted to make. Cheers, Jatinder *Shailender Monga [EMAIL PROTECTED]* Sent by: exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com 11/14

exghps1988v_v Re: A must read...article by madhu trehan

2008-11-13 Thread Shailender Monga
Bi-polar views. The reality lies in the fact that there are many India's now. Pointing out what ails each society does not make the other better, does it. Pretty immature reply by Madhu Trehan , I think. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you

exghps1988v_v Fwd: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)

2008-11-07 Thread Shailender Monga
*The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.* *Bonus

exghps1988v_v Santa's first condom............total recall

2008-11-06 Thread Shailender Monga
Santa Recalls this story *I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. * * * * She handed me the package and asked if I knew

exghps1988v_v Re: FW: Advertising in the Doctor's Office

2008-11-02 Thread Shailender Monga
me seedha saadha, boss! On Mon, Nov 3, 2008 at 9:26 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: Doc ..don't start playing with the switch. Cheers, Jatinder --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups

exghps1988v_v Re: Another story by I.P.SINGH MUNJAL

2008-10-31 Thread Shailender Monga
I.p As a nation of whiners and moaners, it would be a huge surprise if the MASSES could worship some real heroes ..instead of the willow wielders and the dard--e-disco brigade. And that's why everything in the system is geared up towards the masses. Whats easy to digest, easy to understand for

exghps1988v_v Cow Economy

2008-10-24 Thread Shailender Monga
Economic Models Explained with Cows India You have two Cows. But don't give milk. Start an export house to sell urine and dung in Tetra Pack - - At five time the price of milk and butter. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes

exghps1988v_v MNS-Bihar feud aside, here's another one!

2008-10-24 Thread Shailender Monga
Dear Red States... A Letter From The Blue! Dear Red States... We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the

exghps1988v_v Re: Another Blonde Joke

2008-10-23 Thread Shailender Monga
Under the Belt! On Thu, Oct 23, 2008 at 12:09 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde

exghps1988v_v How_to_confuse_an_idiot

2008-10-23 Thread Shailender Monga
This is the most original and brilliant piece of work I have seen for a long long time! Enjoy! http://www.b3ta.com/links/How_to_confuse_an_idiot --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V

exghps1988v_v A road for Tunnu and Bhupi to take on

2008-10-23 Thread Shailender Monga
For the best Men on Wheels in the class of 88...heres a nice road to show off theie skills http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/5513/holyls7.jpg --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group.

exghps1988v_v People and their drinks

2008-10-14 Thread Shailender Monga
PEOPLE THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: If the Woman Drinks these drinks

exghps1988v_v A list with no indians on it- and we should be happy about it!

2008-10-11 Thread Shailender Monga
If it interests thee, oh wise men and women, click on the link. http://www.gadiss.com/2008/10/top-mass-murderers-in-history.html Cheers:) --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To

exghps1988v_v Re: Ravan :)

2008-10-09 Thread Shailender Monga
, Shailender Monga [EMAIL PROTECTED]*wrote: From: Shailender Monga [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: exghps1988v_v Re: Ravan :) To: exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com Date: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 5:53 AM Should I be taking offence or is it a complement?? Kripya apne Vote sheegrh hi daalen, phone

exghps1988v_v Re: But I.P. can't drink saala:ATTN HERBI,SHELLY,JATTI,SANDHU..........

2008-10-09 Thread Shailender Monga
1.Holding a gun does not mean you have committed a murder. 2.nashe diye band botle --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to

exghps1988v_v Re: FW: MAIN CAUSE OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS

2008-10-09 Thread Shailender Monga
Niri, Study Hard. --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL

exghps1988v_v Re: Fw:

2008-10-09 Thread Shailender Monga
Mani, The butterfly effect is showing up here too. The markets are witnessing deeper plunges than Zeta Jones's necklines. Our most learned friends on this topic are Bhupi and Premjit. it would be worthwhile for the group to start a discussion on what the happenings in the world economy mean for us

exghps1988v_v Re: Good One

2008-10-07 Thread Shailender Monga
:) Very sweet, bhaaji. Very telling too --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send

exghps1988v_v Re: Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com

2008-10-07 Thread Shailender Monga
I.p bhaaji You're too old to be going to Shaadi.com for yourself, too young to look for a bride for ur puttar! But I think ure just right for some chocolates ( low cal of course)! --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the

exghps1988v_v The Sarah palin debate flow chart

2008-10-04 Thread Shailender Monga
for those who are interested ... --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe from this group, send email

exghps1988v_v Re: Simbly Girls...

2008-10-03 Thread Shailender Monga
Chief, are you saying non-blondes are more ummm...errintelligent? --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups EX,GHPS,1988,V.V group. To post to this group, send email to exghps1988v_v@googlegroups.com To

exghps1988v_v Re: More pics from 1st oct. Dinner

2008-10-03 Thread Shailender Monga
Herbie, There was a lot of catching up to be done between the long lost guys ...and some of which included some pretty graphic discussions on who used to wear what in schoolso it was best that the sangat was duly segregated *wink* --~--~-~--~~~---~--~~ You

exghps1988v_v ARE YOU GAY? Self examination

2008-09-26 Thread Shailender Monga
Guys, read this. Girls, ask your guys to read this. IT'S TIME FOR YOUR ANNUAL AM I GAY? SELF-EXAMINATION: 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,

exghps1988v_v Re: Hi Bobby Bedi

2008-09-12 Thread Shailender Monga
Pooja - too ugly, Monika- too dangerous, Mandira...ummm...too noisy. I.p, please do not insult my taste :) On Fri, Sep 12, 2008 at 2:08 PM, Inderpal Singh Munjal [EMAIL PROTECTED]wrote: Hi Bedi My friend (Shelly Monga) needs the ph.no. of the following:- 1.Mandira Bedi 2.Pooja