[FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams  wrote:

 Apparently Barry is no longer a Spiritual Guide (checker) in good
 standing with the TMO.

That may be so, but if you'll notice, Nabby recommended
below that Michael get a good cheching. I may not be a
TM checker any more, but I *am* a certified Checher,
recognized and ordained by the Church of Whatever The Fuck.

If Michael wants a cheching, he need only show up bearing
the offerings used in our non-religious (despite the name of
our congregation) and non-denominational pre-cheching
ceremony. He should bring fresh fruit, a tube of K-Y Jelly,
three small rodents, a clean white pair of skivvies, an
industrial-strength vibrator, three dwarves, Cindy
Crawford, and an open mind.

We'll take care of the rest...

:-)

 On 12/6/2013 10:04 PM, Michael Jackson wrote:
 
  I told you I will, but only if Barry is the checker
  
  Nabby wrote previously:
  
   Do have a cheching of your meditation
  
 






Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread Richard J. Williams
It would be more reasonable to suppose that most people who would want 
to learn TM these days would probably have never heard of David Lynch, 
and even if they started TM, would but would have heard about TM by word 
of mouth, and they probably would never buy a Maharishi product.


In your case, it appears like if you wasted almost your entire adult 
life supporting cults like Scientology. You fell for Zen Master Rama, 
and that's a real WOW. But, it's is amazing how many famous people 
have started TM, but you are not one of them, although you seem to think 
you're important. Go figure.


List of people who have learned Transcendental Meditation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Transcendental_Meditation_practitioners

On 12/7/2013 1:48 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson wrote:

 all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities is exactly 
like Scientology, with about as much change in world consciousness.


/I have to admit that I agree. I simply don't understand how so many 
can cling to the olde You should learn TM and buy our products 
because a few famous people do marketing approach. I think it must be 
because the idea originally came from Maharishi and so If Maharishi 
thought it up, it must be good.


Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to want to 
spend money on Scientology because Tom Cruise and John Travolta do it? 
Well, now think of someone so lame as to fall for *David Lynch* as 
poster-pimp for TM.


Here's how it must work in their minds.

Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his movies, and 
appreciated the strong, spiritual depth of his being as he portrayed 
rape, torture, misogyny, violence, lesbianism, deformity and murder 
onscreen. I just can't WAIT to have that level of consciousness 
workin' for me in *my* life!


Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks. He's the one 
who keeps touting Lynch as a great artist just because he once spent 
a million bucks to hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only got 
to see him over video. I can't help imagining the ad/PR campaign that 
Nabby and the TMO would trot out if it turned out that Bryan Cranston 
was a TMer. You'd have TV ads with him wearing his signature porkpie 
hat, staring out at audience and saying:


/


*/Heisenberg your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks. /*

*:-)*







[FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread TurquoiseB
Ignoring the jibes but tripping on the subtext of what Willy says here,
can you *imagine* a sadder goal in life than to become famous?

One's whole worth in life becomes measured by How many people are
paying attention to me? Right now?

Sounds like a foolproof recipe for misery to me...

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard J. Williams  wrote:

 It would be more reasonable to suppose that most people who would want
 to learn TM these days would probably have never heard of David Lynch,
 and even if they started TM, would but would have heard about TM by
word
 of mouth, and they probably would never buy a Maharishi product.

 In your case, it appears like if you wasted almost your entire adult
 life supporting cults like Scientology. You fell for Zen Master Rama,
 and that's a real WOW. But, it's is amazing how many famous people
 have started TM, but you are not one of them, although you seem to
think
 you're important. Go figure.

 List of people who have learned Transcendental Meditation:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Transcendental_Meditation_practitio\
ners

 On 12/7/2013 1:48 AM, TurquoiseB wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson wrote:
  
   all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities is exactly
  like Scientology, with about as much change in world consciousness.
 
  /I have to admit that I agree. I simply don't understand how so many
  can cling to the olde You should learn TM and buy our products
  because a few famous people do marketing approach. I think it must
be
  because the idea originally came from Maharishi and so If Maharishi
  thought it up, it must be good.
 
  Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to want to
  spend money on Scientology because Tom Cruise and John Travolta do
it?
  Well, now think of someone so lame as to fall for *David Lynch* as
  poster-pimp for TM.
 
  Here's how it must work in their minds.
 
  Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his movies, and
  appreciated the strong, spiritual depth of his being as he portrayed
  rape, torture, misogyny, violence, lesbianism, deformity and murder
  onscreen. I just can't WAIT to have that level of consciousness
  workin' for me in *my* life!
 
  Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks. He's the one
  who keeps touting Lynch as a great artist just because he once
spent
  a million bucks to hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only
got
  to see him over video. I can't help imagining the ad/PR campaign
that
  Nabby and the TMO would trot out if it turned out that Bryan
Cranston
  was a TMer. You'd have TV ads with him wearing his signature porkpie
  hat, staring out at audience and saying:
 
  */Heisenberg your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks. /*
 
  *:-)*
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread awoelflebater


 

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb@... wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson wrote:
 
 all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities is exactly like 
 Scientology, with about as much change in world consciousness.

 I have to admit that I agree. I simply don't understand how so many can cling 
to the olde You should learn TM and buy our products because a few famous 
people do marketing approach. I think it must be because the idea originally 
came from Maharishi and so If Maharishi thought it up, it must be good. 

Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to want to spend money 
on Scientology because Tom Cruise and John Travolta do it? Well, now think of 
someone so lame as to fall for *David Lynch* as poster-pimp for TM.

Here's how it must work in their minds.

Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his movies, and appreciated the 
strong, spiritual depth of his being as he portrayed rape, torture, misogyny, 
violence, lesbianism, deformity and murder onscreen. I just can't WAIT to have 
that level of consciousness workin' for me in *my* life!

Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks. He's the one who keeps 
touting Lynch as a great artist just because he once spent a million bucks to 
hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only got to see him over video. I 
can't help imagining the ad/PR campaign that Nabby and the TMO would trot out 
if it turned out that Bryan Cranston was a TMer. You'd have TV ads with him 
wearing his signature porkpie hat, staring out at audience and saying: 

 
Heisenberg your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks. 

:-)
 Yea, errr, get Nabby. What a dolt, what a superficial idiotic thinker. My God 
Nabby must be some sort of robotic follower. Grab the pitch forks, storm the 
castle, round up the usual suspects who enjoy a good mob scene and let's get 
Nabby for being such an imbecile and sheep-like putz.
 

 Donja just love Barry for picking out those imbeciles that deserve a good 
whipping?








[FairfieldLife] RE: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread s3raphita
The UK TM site listing meditating celebs mentions that Oprah Winfrey meditates 
twice daily with *all* her staff members at Harpo studios. Does that mean it is 
a requirement to get a job at Harpo Productions to be a meditator? Isn't that 
like insisting everyone must be Roman Catholic?



Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread Michael Jackson
excellent and funny too Barry!

On Sat, 12/7/13, TurquoiseB turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney  Ringo Starr Concert Highlights
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 7:48 AM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson 
 wrote:
 
  all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities
 is exactly like Scientology, with about as much change in
 world consciousness.
 
 I have to admit that I agree. I
 simply don't understand how so many can cling to the
 olde You should learn TM and buy our products because
 a few famous people do marketing approach. I think it
 must be because the idea originally came from Maharishi and
 so If Maharishi thought it up, it must be good.
 
 
 Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to
 want to spend money on Scientology because Tom Cruise and
 John Travolta do it? Well, now think of someone so lame as
 to fall for *David Lynch* as poster-pimp for TM.
 
 Here's how it must work in their minds.
 
 Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his
 movies, and appreciated the strong, spiritual depth of his
 being as he portrayed rape, torture, misogyny, violence,
 lesbianism, deformity and murder onscreen. I just can't
 WAIT to have that level of consciousness workin' for me
 in *my* life!
 
 Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks.
 He's the one who keeps touting Lynch as a great
 artist just because he once spent a million bucks to
 hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only got to see
 him over video. I can't help imagining the ad/PR
 campaign that Nabby and the TMO would trot out if it turned
 out that Bryan Cranston was a TMer. You'd have TV ads
 with him wearing his signature porkpie hat, staring out at
 audience and saying: 
 
 
 Heisenberg
 your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks.
 
 
 :-)
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread Michael Jackson
I'm partial to his ability to do so, yeah.

On Sat, 12/7/13, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com awoelfleba...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney  Ringo Starr Concert Highlights
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 2:35 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   
 
 
 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb@...
 wrote:
 
 --- In
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson  wrote:
  
  all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities
 is exactly like Scientology, with about as much change in
 world consciousness.
 
  I have to
 admit that I agree. I simply don't understand how so
 many can cling to the olde You should learn TM and buy
 our products because a few famous people do marketing
 approach. I think it must be because the idea originally
 came from Maharishi and so If Maharishi thought it up,
 it must be good. 
 
 Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to
 want to spend money on Scientology because Tom Cruise and
 John Travolta do it? Well, now think of someone so lame as
 to fall for *David Lynch* as poster-pimp for TM.
 
 Here's how it must work in their minds.
 
 Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his
 movies, and appreciated the strong, spiritual depth of his
 being as he portrayed rape, torture, misogyny, violence,
 lesbianism, deformity and murder onscreen. I just can't
 WAIT to have that level of consciousness workin' for me
 in *my* life!
 
 Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks.
 He's the one who keeps touting Lynch as a great
 artist just because he once spent a million bucks to
 hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only got to see
 him over video. I can't help imagining the ad/PR
 campaign that Nabby and the TMO would trot out if it turned
 out that Bryan Cranston was a TMer. You'd have TV ads
 with him wearing his signature porkpie hat, staring out at
 audience and saying: 
 
 
 Heisenberg
 your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks.
 
 
 :-)Yea, errr, get Nabby. What a dolt, what a superficial
 idiotic thinker. My God Nabby must be some sort of robotic
 follower. Grab the pitch forks, storm the castle, round up
 the usual suspects who enjoy a good mob scene and let's
 get Nabby for being such an imbecile and sheep-like
 putz.
 Donja just love Barry for
 picking out those imbeciles that deserve a good
 whipping?
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-07 Thread Michael Jackson
Goddamn! Maybe I better ask Curtis or someone else - I' don't believe I cotton 
to such doings a'tall!!!

On Sat, 12/7/13, TurquoiseB turquoi...@yahoo.com wrote:

 Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney  Ringo Starr Concert Highlights
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 Date: Saturday, December 7, 2013, 2:04 PM
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Richard
 J. Williams  wrote:
 
 
 
  Apparently Barry is no longer a Spiritual Guide
 (checker) in good
 
  standing with the TMO.
 
 
 
 That may be so, but if you'll notice, Nabby recommended
 
 below that Michael get a good cheching. I may
 not be a
 
 TM checker any more, but I *am* a certified Checher,
 
 recognized and ordained by the Church of Whatever The Fuck.
 
 
 
 If Michael wants a cheching, he need only show up bearing
 
 the offerings used in our non-religious (despite the name
 of
 
 our congregation) and non-denominational pre-cheching
 
 ceremony. He should bring fresh fruit, a tube of K-Y Jelly,
 
 three small rodents, a clean white pair of skivvies, an
 
 industrial-strength vibrator, three dwarves, Cindy
 
 Crawford, and an open mind.
 
 
 
 We'll take care of the rest...
 
 
 
 :-)
 
 
 
  On 12/6/2013 10:04 PM, Michael Jackson wrote:
 
  
 
   I told you I will, but only if Barry is the
 checker
 
   
 
   Nabby wrote previously:
 
   
 
Do have a cheching of your meditation
 
   
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


[FairfieldLife] Re: Paul McCartney Ringo Starr Concert Highlights

2013-12-06 Thread TurquoiseB
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson  wrote:

 all this blah blah blah about D Lynch and celebrities is exactly like
Scientology, with about as much change in world consciousness.

I have to admit that I agree. I simply don't understand how so many can
cling to the olde You should learn TM and buy our products because a
few famous people do marketing approach. I think it must be because the
idea originally came from Maharishi and so If Maharishi thought it up,
it must be good.

Seriously, folks...can you *imagine* anyone so lame as to want to spend
money on Scientology because Tom Cruise and John Travolta do it? Well,
now think of someone so lame as to fall for *David Lynch* as poster-pimp
for TM.

Here's how it must work in their minds.

Wow. David Fucking *Lynch* does TM. I've seen his movies, and
appreciated the strong, spiritual depth of his being as he portrayed
rape, torture, misogyny, violence, lesbianism, deformity and murder
onscreen. I just can't WAIT to have that level of consciousness workin'
for me in *my* life!

Think I'm over the top here? That IS how Nabby thinks. He's the one who
keeps touting Lynch as a great artist just because he once spent a
million bucks to hang with Maharishi for a month, and then only got to
see him over video. I can't help imagining the ad/PR campaign that Nabby
and the TMO would trot out if it turned out that Bryan Cranston was a
TMer. You'd have TV ads with him wearing his signature porkpie hat,
staring out at audience and saying:


Heisenberg your mind, people. *I* am the one who knocks.

:-)