[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-26 Thread obbajeeba
Staying on topic, we really need to find out if the other candidates are
entitled to hold as moderator. This may slender down the other
contenders progress.
Vote fraud is another one of our concerns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdzlnwWsAAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdzlnwWsAAU
I am getting cold feet, and with the possibility of a post count limit
being reinstated, the thought is making me eye that 1800 along with the
shot glass. My mantra is the most thought about in my meditation, over
and over and over in my head, and I think I need a checking.  
Wouuu! I need the paper bag, Hyperventilating here!
  These concerns are time sensitive and with dreaming about going to
Ann's and the cool moment to meet with Emily are my only vacation from
the gloomy doom I see for this campaign, and this is becoming a no
boner.
Will someone from the committee, please get on this!
I need a vacation, be back in a few days. Going to pack my bag asap.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Ravi, thanks for this. I believe the source of this pathology could
 be abandonment issues caused by rejection when attempting
 to share some old bones with another bonehead who appears
 to not have had a boner in years. He should not take it personally,
 Barry is like this with everyone; as Ann has pointed out, Barry makes
no
 bones
 about the fact that the only bones worth anything, are the ones he
digs
 up and
 delivers covered in his saliva.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  And some study material vis-a-vis Xeno and the psychopathically
  enlightened - you weren't around dear Bob and I'm not sure if you
ever
  got a chance to read this.
 
  http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/349088

 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
   Oh a quick note here as well dear Bob.
  
   I know you are trying to pull in the *enlightened* vote for me as
 well
   but it's important to remember (not to say you aren't already
aware
 of
   this) that there are three categories of *enlightened here and
you
  need
   to fine tune your strategy for each of them. Yeah I know they can
 get
   pretty picky and technical and a pain in the butt.
  
   But the three categories are the - intellectually *enlightened*,
the
   delusionally *enlightened* and the psychopathically enlightened. I
  hope
   you are not too confused about the third category - yep I'm
 referring
  to
   the likes of Xeno here. Being extremely stunted emotionally,
 socially
   you really need to be careful here - sorry for being so picky,
it's
  not
   like I don't appreciate your time and effort here.
  
   Thanks Bob !!!
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

Obba,
   
Wilma is a winner.
   
From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
  vote
   is
a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
   concerned
about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
   college,
any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
 polls
close?
   
I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save
everything),
 I
thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
   talking
points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
   
Your tickets are in the mail.
   
If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
 the
   beat
the campaign is looking for?
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo

   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
 Hey Mr. Price, Bob,

 May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
   I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s

 or
   Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
  singer)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk


 Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
 song
style
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ

 call me darling, you
 never even call me by my name. mm

 BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
 the
 whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
  then,
 okay?


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

   
 
  
   What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
 
 
  ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the
knowledge,
  consciousness, and chutzpah
  to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of
 our
 lives,
  and, as your campaign manager,
  I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and
 Richard
   tire
  themselves out before we make our move;
  Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
  Pacific
  Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
  up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after
Richard
  has
 tires
  him out, I think 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread doctordumbass
Speaking of show and tell, Ann, I can make an origami paper balloon, demo real 
dance moves from the 60's, roll my tongue, lift my right eyebrow higher than my 
left, and assemble a thermonuclear device using common kitchen items. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ 
 wrote:
 
  Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real good
  time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK they
  may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)
 
 You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in Victoria, 
 it'll be a highlight. In fact, we should all have something we can share with 
 the others. Obba?
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   Dear Mr. Price,
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
  
  
   Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
   Beautiful performance this evening.
   Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
   entertaining.
   They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
   incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
   The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until
  it
   happens. lol
  
   Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
   stage more than I did.
 I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween
  sets,
   that did not make her like the music more than dance.
 She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
  laughing?
  I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying
  to
   see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to
  me.
   Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
   then filled me in on the old coot.
  
 I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
   even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near
  the
   girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
   performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
   dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
   were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them.
   The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and
  I
   was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
   Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
  Texas
   were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
   for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
   at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as
  the
   musicians played.
  
   No diversion.
   This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
  time
   folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
   story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
   candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
  knows
   very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you
  TMO
   folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
   
Dear Obba,
   
   yeah, baby?
  
   Oh, that was from earlier. ha
  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
 Dear Mr. Price,
   Bob,
   and wife,
 I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
   
I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
Hidden Iman.
   
   Think he is found now.
  
   Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
 Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.
   
I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
  belly
full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY
   
   One really cute and exhilarating child!
   
   

 I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
 desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
 Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in
  the
 process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
light
 at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
There
 were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.

 I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?

 A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.

 To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?
   
I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would
  justify
a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
   Buck
won't know the difference (I told him you 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
 wrote:
  
   Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real
 good
   time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK
 they
   may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)
 
  You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in
 Victoria, it'll be a highlight. In fact, we should all have something we
 can share with the others. Obba?
 
 Here's a teaser then - http://youtu.be/oUD8jbLpk84?t=2m51s
 http://youtu.be/oUD8jbLpk84?t=2m51s

I can see it now: Ravi and Obba busting the moves, but she better get 
practicing. We'll use our ball room that resembles the one in the video and our 
FFL audience, although a tad smaller, will line the walls as the enthralled 
audience. I can hardly wait. How could you have teased me so? The wait will be 
unbearable.
 
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
   
Dear Mr. Price,
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
   
   
Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
Beautiful performance this evening.
Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
entertaining.
They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening
 until
   it
happens. lol
   
Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto
 the
stage more than I did.
  I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas
 inbetween
   sets,
that did not make her like the music more than dance.
  She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
   laughing?
   I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for
 trying
   to
see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next
 to
   me.
Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely,
 and
then filled me in on the old coot.
   
  I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American,
 Texas,
even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively
 near
   the
girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian
 Temple
dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her
 Mom
were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at
 them.
The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff,
 and
   I
was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear
 that
Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
   Texas
were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear
 opener
for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was
 smiled
at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears
 as
   the
musicians played.
   
No diversion.
This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
   time
folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think
 the
story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
   knows
very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of
 you
   TMO
folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Dear Obba,

yeah, baby?
   
Oh, that was from earlier. ha
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  Dear Mr. Price,
Bob,
and wife,
  I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.

 I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of
 the
 Hidden Iman.

Think he is found now.
   
Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
  Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's
 Pimp.

 I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
   belly
 full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
 how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY

One really cute and exhilarating child!


 
  I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made
 the
  desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
  Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun
 in
   the
  process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and
 redirecting
 light
  at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty
 hilarious.
 There
  were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
 
  I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
 
  

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@... wrote:

 Speaking of show and tell, Ann, I can make an origami paper balloon, demo 
 real dance moves from the 60's, roll my tongue, lift my right eyebrow higher 
 than my left, and assemble a thermonuclear device using common kitchen items. 

I'm not sure there will be time for all of these fascinating demonstrations so 
you may have to pick your top two. Our fellow friends here at FFL are also 
bursting with talent and our time together here in Victoria will only be so 
long (as sad as that sounds). On the other hand five acres (the size of my 
property) can accommodate a lot of refrigerator cartons so everyone could, 
potentially, stay forever!
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
  
  
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@ 
  wrote:
  
   Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real good
   time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK they
   may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)
  
  You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in Victoria, 
  it'll be a highlight. In fact, we should all have something we can share 
  with the others. Obba?
   
   
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
   
Dear Mr. Price,
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
   
   
Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
Beautiful performance this evening.
Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
entertaining.
They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until
   it
happens. lol
   
Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
stage more than I did.
  I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween
   sets,
that did not make her like the music more than dance.
  She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
   laughing?
   I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying
   to
see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to
   me.
Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
then filled me in on the old coot.
   
  I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near
   the
girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them.
The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and
   I
was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
   Texas
were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as
   the
musicians played.
   
No diversion.
This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
   time
folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
   knows
very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you
   TMO
folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Dear Obba,

yeah, baby?
   
Oh, that was from earlier. ha
   
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  Dear Mr. Price,
Bob,
and wife,
  I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.

 I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
 Hidden Iman.

Think he is found now.
   
Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
  Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.

 I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
   belly
 full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
 how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY

One really cute and exhilarating child!


 
  I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
  desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
  Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in
   the
  process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
 light

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread obbajeeba
Ann, my talents are multifaceted. Due to the nature of being, I have a
tendency to create spontaneously once I am in the surrounding of where
and what is most appropriate to those surroundings-NOT!
:)
Humble, sweetness, and we are all in for a non stop laughing time.  If
it appears this does not transpire, pull out the laptops and type to
each other on FFL and then all the lurkers will think we are having a
blast.

I think one hour of choreographing, Ravi and I and Dr. Dumbass, and you
and anyone else joining, can put on a good show, but please, no line
dancing. I can pick up moves, but this repetitious line dancing looks
appears exciting, but watch the faces of  most people doing it, they are
freaking bored out of their
minds!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drp92nfkTNY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drp92nfkTNY
If the routine becomes a bit much, those of us who fall wayside can sit
along the wall and still be in bliss, kind of like a dance marathon.

Used to shovel elephant poop and hay, I am sure a horse is not much
different. :)



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
chivukula.ravi@
  wrote:
   
Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real
  good
time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves,
OK
  they
may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)
  
   You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in
  Victoria, it'll be a highlight. In fact, we should all have
something we
  can share with the others. Obba?
 
  Here's a teaser then - http://youtu.be/oUD8jbLpk84?t=2m51s
 

 I can see it now: Ravi and Obba busting the moves, but she better get
practicing. We'll use our ball room that resembles the one in the video
and our FFL audience, although a tad smaller, will line the walls as the
enthralled audience. I can hardly wait. How could you have teased me so?
The wait will be unbearable.
 
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:

 Dear Mr. Price,

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo


 Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
 Beautiful performance this evening.
 Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful
and
 entertaining.
 They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance),
but
 incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
 The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't
happening
  until
it
 happens. lol

 Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump
onto
  the
 stage more than I did.
   I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas
  inbetween
sets,
 that did not make her like the music more than dance.
   She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
laughing?
I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for
  trying
to
 see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly
next
  to
me.
 Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so
nicely,
  and
 then filled me in on the old coot.

   I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American,
  Texas,
 even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts
repetitively
  near
the
 girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
 performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian
  Temple
 dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and
her
  Mom
 were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at
  them.
 The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and
stuff,
  and
I
 was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth,
hear
  that
 Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk
from
Texas
 were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear
  opener
 for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did
was
  smiled
 at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her
ears
  as
the
 musicians played.

 No diversion.
 This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some
long
time
 folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I
think
  the
 story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman,
Bone-a-babe
 candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and
he
knows
 very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some
of
  you
TMO
 folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
 
  Dear Obba,
 
 yeah, baby?

 Oh, that was from earlier. ha

  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
   Dear Mr. Price,
  

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread obbajeeba


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced bobpriced@... wrote:

 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  Dear Mr. Price,
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
 
 
  Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
  Beautiful performance this evening.
  Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
  entertaining.
  They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
  incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
  The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until
 it
  happens. lol
 
  Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
  stage more than I did.
I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween
 sets,
  that did not make her like the music more than dance.
She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
 laughing?
 I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying
 to
  see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to
 me.
  Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
  then filled me in on the old coot.
 
I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
  even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near
 the
  girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
  performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
  dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
  were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them.
  The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and
 I
  was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
  Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
 Texas
  were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
  for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
  at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as
 the
  musicians played.
 
 The wife of a good friend teaches Indian dance in Australia, I'm not an
 expert like you but I enjoyed attending some performances when I lived
 in Singapore.
 
 
  No diversion.
  This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
 time
  folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
  story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
  candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
 knows
  very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you
 TMO
  folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
 
 Could not agree more.
 
 The way the campaign is shaping up I'm wondering if we need our own
 aircraft, and rather than go timeshare what do you think if we put an
 offer in on Big Bunny,
 (Hugh's black DC-9); of course we'll have to repaint it gold, and what
 do you think we should do about the
 bunny logo on the tail fin, I'm guessing you'll suggest we keep it for
 the retro vote.

Is there any gold paint left anywhere?
Wait! Brilliant!  The bunny logo can be keep for a few folds; Borrow from the 
Vietnamese, Bunny for Phuc, Po Bo Phuc dish. Gets the Asian vote. Phuc Bo 
Bunny, gets the gay vote.  Phuc like bunnies, gets the mid-western biblical 
vote. The more we phuc, the less aliens become. Hey, I am just babbling out 
ideas here, Mr. Price, no form, you know, that is who great campaigns are 
formed! Aliens bunny for crop circles.  Bunny phuc come now, and Vote for 
Ravi, FFL moderator extraterrestrial with you in mind! 

 I am a bit concerned about
 Bucks recent surge in the polls, this latest commercial is a blatant
 grab for the family value vote, after I watched it
 I wondered if he didn't need his meditation checked :
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpg9yizPP_g
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpg9yizPP_g

Shhh, Buck didn't notice they didn't edit out the butterfly assassination. 
Mothman prophecies may be their next move. Hey, Mr. Price, I am logging all 
these hours and um, where is that paycheck the foundation said they sent in the 
mail? Okay, I'll keep dedicated, anyways, peanut butter and jelly style, the 
Ravi campaign must be won!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:
  
   Dear Obba,
  
  yeah, baby?
 
  Oh, that was from earlier. ha
 
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

Dear Mr. Price,
  Bob,
  and wife,
I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
  
   I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
   Hidden Iman.
  
  Think he is found now.
 
  Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.
  
   I'm on it, but the whale will need a 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread bobpriced



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruBga0HdlPk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruBga0HdlPk



Obba, the check is definitely in the mail.




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced bobpriced@ wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

   Dear Mr. Price,
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
 
  
  
   Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
   Beautiful performance this evening.
   Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
   entertaining.
   They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
   incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
   The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening
until
  it
   happens. lol
  
   Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto
the
   stage more than I did.
 I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas
inbetween
  sets,
   that did not make her like the music more than dance.
 She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
  laughing?
  I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for
trying
  to
   see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next
to
  me.
   Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely,
and
   then filled me in on the old coot.
  
 I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American,
Texas,
   even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively
near
  the
   girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
   performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian
Temple
   dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her
Mom
   were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at
them.
   The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff,
and
  I
   was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear
that
   Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
  Texas
   were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear
opener
   for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was
smiled
   at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears
as
  the
   musicians played.
 
  The wife of a good friend teaches Indian dance in Australia, I'm not
an
  expert like you but I enjoyed attending some performances when I
lived
  in Singapore.
 
  
   No diversion.
   This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
  time
   folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think
the
   story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
   candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
  knows
   very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of
you
  TMO
   folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
 
  Could not agree more.
 
  The way the campaign is shaping up I'm wondering if we need our own
  aircraft, and rather than go timeshare what do you think if we put
an
  offer in on Big Bunny,
  (Hugh's black DC-9); of course we'll have to repaint it gold, and
what
  do you think we should do about the
  bunny logo on the tail fin, I'm guessing you'll suggest we keep it
for
  the retro vote.

 Is there any gold paint left anywhere?
 Wait! Brilliant!  The bunny logo can be keep for a few folds; Borrow
from the Vietnamese, Bunny for Phuc, Po Bo Phuc dish. Gets the Asian
vote. Phuc Bo Bunny, gets the gay vote.  Phuc like bunnies, gets the
mid-western biblical vote. The more we phuc, the less aliens become.
Hey, I am just babbling out ideas here, Mr. Price, no form, you know,
that is who great campaigns are formed! Aliens bunny for crop circles.
Bunny phuc come now, and Vote for Ravi, FFL moderator extraterrestrial
with you in mind!

  I am a bit concerned about
  Bucks recent surge in the polls, this latest commercial is a blatant
  grab for the family value vote, after I watched it
  I wondered if he didn't need his meditation checked :
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpg9yizPP_g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpg9yizPP_g
 

 Shhh, Buck didn't notice they didn't edit out the butterfly
assassination. Mothman prophecies may be their next move. Hey, Mr.
Price, I am logging all these hours and um, where is that paycheck the
foundation said they sent in the mail? Okay, I'll keep dedicated,
anyways, peanut butter and jelly style, the Ravi campaign must be won!
 
 
 
 
 
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
Dear Obba,
   
   yeah, baby?
  
   Oh, that was from earlier. ha
  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
 
 Dear Mr. Price,
   Bob,
   and wife,
 I believe Ravi can do an 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-25 Thread bobpriced
Ravi, thanks for this. I believe the source of this pathology could
be abandonment issues caused by rejection when attempting
to share some old bones with another bonehead who appears
to not have had a boner in years. He should not take it personally,
Barry is like this with everyone; as Ann has pointed out, Barry makes no
bones
about the fact that the only bones worth anything, are the ones he digs
up and
delivers covered in his saliva.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , Ravi Chivukula  wrote:

 And some study material vis-a-vis Xeno and the psychopathically
 enlightened - you weren't around dear Bob and I'm not sure if you ever
 got a chance to read this.

 http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/349088
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/349088


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , Ravi Chivukula  wrote:
 
  Oh a quick note here as well dear Bob.
 
  I know you are trying to pull in the *enlightened* vote for me as
well
  but it's important to remember (not to say you aren't already aware
of
  this) that there are three categories of *enlightened here and you
 need
  to fine tune your strategy for each of them. Yeah I know they can
get
  pretty picky and technical and a pain in the butt.
 
  But the three categories are the - intellectually *enlightened*, the
  delusionally *enlightened* and the psychopathically enlightened. I
 hope
  you are not too confused about the third category - yep I'm
referring
 to
  the likes of Xeno here. Being extremely stunted emotionally,
socially
  you really need to be careful here - sorry for being so picky, it's
 not
  like I don't appreciate your time and effort here.
 
  Thanks Bob !!!
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:
  
   Obba,
  
   Wilma is a winner.
  
   From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
 vote
  is
   a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
  concerned
   about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
  college,
   any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
polls
   close?
  
   I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything),
I
   thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
  talking
   points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
  
   Your tickets are in the mail.
  
   If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
the
  beat
   the campaign is looking for?
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:
   
Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
   
May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
  I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
or
  Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
 singer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
   
Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
song
   style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
call me darling, you
never even call me by my name. mm
   
BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
the
whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
 then,
okay?
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  

 
  What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?


 ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
 consciousness, and chutzpah
 to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of
our
lives,
 and, as your campaign manager,
 I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and
Richard
  tire
 themselves out before we make our move;
 Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
 Pacific
 Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
 up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard
 has
tires
 him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
 with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In
the
 meantime, we need to launch our Share
 strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
  photos
like
 the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
 CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a
title
   like:
 My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
 And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart
 asses
   ask
 you what you're for, just say:
 Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the
 bag
   my
 friend.-BP

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread doctordumbass
Group Hug, Bob!

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced bobpriced@... wrote:

 Obba,
 
 Wilma is a winner.
 
 From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened* vote is
 a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more concerned
 about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral college,
 any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
 close?
 
 I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
 thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as talking
 points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
 
 Your tickets are in the mail.
 
 If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the beat
 the campaign is looking for?
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
 
  May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
  or
Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country singer)
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 
  Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
 style
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
  call me darling, you
  never even call me by my name. mm
 
  BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
  whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until then,
  okay?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  
   
What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
  
  
   ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
   consciousness, and chutzpah
   to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
  lives,
   and, as your campaign manager,
   I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard tire
   themselves out before we make our move;
   Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the Pacific
   Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
   up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard has
  tires
   him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
   with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
   meantime, we need to launch our Share
   strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet photos
  like
   the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
   CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
 like:
   My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
   And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart asses
 ask
   you what you're for, just say:
   Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the bag
 my
   friend.-BP
  
 I can't be as
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread obbajeeba
Dear Mr. Price,
  Bob,
  and wife,
I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
  Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.

I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the 
desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in the
process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting light
at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious. There
were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.

I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?

A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.

To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?

Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin fever
brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding with
the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.

Unfortunately, Wilma passed almost 10 years ago, and she had no
offspring (Lesbian), but I know her nephew who plays guitar and works as
a magician (yes, a Magician)in LA, but the good news, music runs in his
family blood, something a lot of people forget certain hereditary traits
allow for this dharmic curse(kind of like ignoring Maharishi's relatives
is probably not a good idea, even if they came out of the woodwork,
dhamra man, Dharma.).  (and... Business is slack in Hollywood for the
meek, right now, so he, him, Wilma's nephew, might be available. You can
catch him at the Castle?)
If that doesn't work out, I don't know who handles Janis's rights.
  You might want to think of Bette Midler, she may be up to it.
  Remember the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8




--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Obba,

 Wilma is a winner.

 From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened* vote
is
 a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
concerned
 about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
college,
 any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
 close?

 I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
 thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
talking
 points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?

 Your tickets are in the mail.

 If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
beat
 the campaign is looking for?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
 
  May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
  or
Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country singer)
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 
  Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
 style
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
  call me darling, you
  never even call me by my name. mm
 
  BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
  whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until then,
  okay?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  
   
What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
  
  
   ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
   consciousness, and chutzpah
   to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
  lives,
   and, as your campaign manager,
   I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard
tire
   themselves out before we make our move;
   Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the Pacific
   Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
   up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard has
  tires
   him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
   with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
   meantime, we need to launch our Share
   strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
photos
  like
   the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
   CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
 like:
   My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
   And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart asses
 ask
   you what you're for, just say:
   Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the bag
 my
   friend.-BP
  
 I can't be as
  
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread bobpriced
Doc, I believe I've been remiss in not thanking you for sharing your
music with the group; speaking for myself, I believe any creative act is
fundamentally heroic, and I for one appreciate your generosity in
sharing your compositions with us. On a different topic, would you
consider supporting the candidacy of Sri Raja Raviji for FFL moderator;
your thoughtful consideration is more than appreciated.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 Group Hug, Bob!

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced bobpriced@ wrote:
 
  Obba,
 
  Wilma is a winner.
 
  From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
vote is
  a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
concerned
  about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
college,
  any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
  close?
 
  I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
  thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
talking
  points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
 
  Your tickets are in the mail.
 
  If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
beat
  the campaign is looking for?
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
  
   May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
 I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
   or
 Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
singer)
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
  
   Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
  style
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
   call me darling, you
   never even call me by my name. mm
  
   BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
   whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
then,
   okay?
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
   

 What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
   
   
***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
consciousness, and chutzpah
to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
   lives,
and, as your campaign manager,
I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard
tire
themselves out before we make our move;
Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
Pacific
Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard
has
   tires
him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
meantime, we need to launch our Share
strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
photos
   like
the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
  like:
My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart
asses
  ask
you what you're for, just say:
Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the
bag
  my
friend.-BP
   
  I can't be as
   
  
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread bobpriced
Dear Obba,

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:

 Dear Mr. Price,
   Bob,
   and wife,
 I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.

I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
Hidden Iman.

   Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
 Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.

I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its belly
full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY 



 I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
 desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
 Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in the
 process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
light
 at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
There
 were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.

 I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?

 A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.

 To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?

I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would justify
a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as Buck
won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a cheap
shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk 


 Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin
fever
 brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding with
 the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.

All I can say about this paragraph is tank God for Google; I reckon you
only fly first?


 Unfortunately, Wilma passed almost 10 years ago, and she had no
 offspring (Lesbian), but I know her nephew who plays guitar and works
as
 a magician (yes, a Magician)in LA, but the good news, music runs in
his
 family blood, something a lot of people forget certain hereditary
traits
 allow for this dharmic curse(kind of like ignoring Maharishi's
relatives
 is probably not a good idea, even if they came out of the woodwork,
 dhamra man, Dharma.).  (and... Business is slack in Hollywood for the
 meek, right now, so he, him, Wilma's nephew, might be available. You
can
 catch him at the Castle?)
 If that doesn't work out, I don't know who handles Janis's rights.
   You might want to think of Bette Midler, she may be up to it.
   Remember the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8

Alternatively, I'm wondering if you (I'm still on probation)  could
speak with the MGC and find
out if they would consider recording a music video like this for the
campaign (including the wardrobe and
choreography):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw






 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:
 
  Obba,
 
  Wilma is a winner.
 
  From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
vote
 is
  a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
 concerned
  about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
 college,
  any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
  close?
 
  I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
  thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
 talking
  points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
 
  Your tickets are in the mail.
 
  If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
 beat
  the campaign is looking for?
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
  
   May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
 I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
   or
 Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
singer)
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
  
   Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
  style
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
   call me darling, you
   never even call me by my name. mm
  
   BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
   whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
then,
   okay?
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread bobpriced
Correction:

I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
Hidden Imam.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:

 Dear Obba,

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  Dear Mr. Price,
Bob,
and wife,
  I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.

 I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
 Hidden Iman.

Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
  Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.

 I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its belly
 full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
 how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY



 
  I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
  desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
  Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in the
  process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
 light
  at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
 There
  were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
 
  I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
 
  A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.
 
  To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?

 I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
 throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would justify
 a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
Buck
 won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a cheap
 shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).


 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk


 
  Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin
 fever
  brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding
with
  the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.

 All I can say about this paragraph is tank God for Google; I reckon
you
 only fly first?

 
  Unfortunately, Wilma passed almost 10 years ago, and she had no
  offspring (Lesbian), but I know her nephew who plays guitar and
works
 as
  a magician (yes, a Magician)in LA, but the good news, music runs in
 his
  family blood, something a lot of people forget certain hereditary
 traits
  allow for this dharmic curse(kind of like ignoring Maharishi's
 relatives
  is probably not a good idea, even if they came out of the woodwork,
  dhamra man, Dharma.).  (and... Business is slack in Hollywood for
the
  meek, right now, so he, him, Wilma's nephew, might be available. You
 can
  catch him at the Castle?)
  If that doesn't work out, I don't know who handles Janis's rights.
You might want to think of Bette Midler, she may be up to it.
Remember the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8


 Alternatively, I'm wondering if you (I'm still on probation)  could
 speak with the MGC and find
 out if they would consider recording a music video like this for the
 campaign (including the wardrobe and
 choreography):

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw


 
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
   Obba,
  
   Wilma is a winner.
  
   From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
 vote
  is
   a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
  concerned
   about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
  college,
   any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
polls
   close?
  
   I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything),
I
   thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
  talking
   points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
  
   Your tickets are in the mail.
  
   If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
the
  beat
   the campaign is looking for?
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo

  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
   
May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
  I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s

or
  Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
 singer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk

   
Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
song
   style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ

call me darling, you
never even call me by my name. mm
   
BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
the
whole 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread doctordumbass
I've always been partial to Voldemort taking the position of moderator, so what 
can I say? Voldemort has been on here a hell of a lot longer than Ravi has. Of 
course, if you stick around, consistently this time, I would also support 
employing you in that regard. Please let us know your future plans, BP. 

Better let Ravi know the bad news, though, sooner, rather than later. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced bobpriced@... wrote:

 Doc, I believe I've been remiss in not thanking you for sharing your
 music with the group; speaking for myself, I believe any creative act is
 fundamentally heroic, and I for one appreciate your generosity in
 sharing your compositions with us. On a different topic, would you
 consider supporting the candidacy of Sri Raja Raviji for FFL moderator;
 your thoughtful consideration is more than appreciated.
 
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  Group Hug, Bob!
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced bobpriced@ wrote:
  
   Obba,
  
   Wilma is a winner.
  
   From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
 vote is
   a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
 concerned
   about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
 college,
   any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
   close?
  
   I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
   thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
 talking
   points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
  
   Your tickets are in the mail.
  
   If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
 beat
   the campaign is looking for?
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , obbajeeba  wrote:
   
Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
   
May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
  I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
 http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
or
  Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
 singer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
   
Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
   style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
call me darling, you
never even call me by my name. mm
   
BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
 then,
okay?
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced  wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  

 
  What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?


 ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
 consciousness, and chutzpah
 to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
lives,
 and, as your campaign manager,
 I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard
 tire
 themselves out before we make our move;
 Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
 Pacific
 Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
 up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard
 has
tires
 him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
 with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
 meantime, we need to launch our Share
 strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
 photos
like
 the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
 CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
   like:
 My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
 And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart
 asses
   ask
 you what you're for, just say:
 Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the
 bag
   my
 friend.-BP

   I can't be as

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread bobpriced
I appreciate the thought, but I doubt I'd survive the necessary vetting;
like many, I also lack Raja Ravi's charisma and pithy turn of phrase.
The campaign is still optimistic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucJAkzCNq8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucJAkzCNq8





--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , doctordumbass@...  wrote:

 I've always been partial to Voldemort taking the position of
moderator, so what can I say? Voldemort has been on here a hell of a lot
longer than Ravi has. Of course, if you stick around, consistently this
time, I would also support employing you in that regard. Please let us
know your future plans, BP.

 Better let Ravi know the bad news, though, sooner, rather than later.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced bobpriced@ wrote:
 
  Doc, I believe I've been remiss in not thanking you for sharing your
  music with the group; speaking for myself, I believe any creative
act is
  fundamentally heroic, and I for one appreciate your generosity in
  sharing your compositions with us. On a different topic, would you
  consider supporting the candidacy of Sri Raja Raviji for FFL
moderator;
  your thoughtful consideration is more than appreciated.
 
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

   Group Hug, Bob!
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
Obba,
   
Wilma is a winner.
   
From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
  vote is
a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
  concerned
about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
  college,
any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
polls
close?
   
I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save
everything), I
thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
  talking
points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
   
Your tickets are in the mail.
   
If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
the
  beat
the campaign is looking for?
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
 Hey Mr. Price, Bob,

 May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
   I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
 
 or
   Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
  singer)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 

 Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
song
style
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
 
 call me darling, you
 never even call me by my name. mm

 BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
the
 whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
  then,
 okay?


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
   
 
  
   What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
 
 
  ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the
knowledge,
  consciousness, and chutzpah
  to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of
our
 lives,
  and, as your campaign manager,
  I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and
Richard
  tire
  themselves out before we make our move;
  Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
  Pacific
  Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
  up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after
Richard
  has
 tires
  him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
  with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In
the
  meantime, we need to launch our Share
  strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
  photos
 like
  the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
  CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a
title
like:
  My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
  And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart
  asses
ask
  you what you're for, just say:
  Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in
the
  bag
my
  friend.-BP
 
I can't be as
 

   
  
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread doctordumbass
Yes, excellent! Seriously, after watching that video, with you as point man for 
the campaign, I'm having to share your optimism wrt Ravi. Perhaps get with 
Imelda and see if some cut-ins could be done with said candidate, say from his, 
singing the bhajans (2012?) series? This might go a lot further than FFL. 

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced bobpriced@... wrote:

 I appreciate the thought, but I doubt I'd survive the necessary vetting;
 like many, I also lack Raja Ravi's charisma and pithy turn of phrase.
 The campaign is still optimistic.
 
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucJAkzCNq8
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucJAkzCNq8
 
 
 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , doctordumbass@  wrote:
 
  I've always been partial to Voldemort taking the position of
 moderator, so what can I say? Voldemort has been on here a hell of a lot
 longer than Ravi has. Of course, if you stick around, consistently this
 time, I would also support employing you in that regard. Please let us
 know your future plans, BP.
 
  Better let Ravi know the bad news, though, sooner, rather than later.
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com , bobpriced bobpriced@ wrote:
  
   Doc, I believe I've been remiss in not thanking you for sharing your
   music with the group; speaking for myself, I believe any creative
 act is
   fundamentally heroic, and I for one appreciate your generosity in
   sharing your compositions with us. On a different topic, would you
   consider supporting the candidacy of Sri Raja Raviji for FFL
 moderator;
   your thoughtful consideration is more than appreciated.
  
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
Group Hug, Bob!
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
 Obba,

 Wilma is a winner.

 From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
   vote is
 a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
   concerned
 about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
   college,
 any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
 polls
 close?

 I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save
 everything), I
 thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
   talking
 points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?

 Your tickets are in the mail.

 If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
 the
   beat
 the campaign is looking for?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
  



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
  Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
 
  May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
 http://youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
  
  or
Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
   singer)
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
  
 
  Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
 song
 style
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
  
  call me darling, you
  never even call me by my name. mm
 
  BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
 the
  whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
   then,
  okay?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  

  
   
What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
  
  
   ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the
 knowledge,
   consciousness, and chutzpah
   to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of
 our
  lives,
   and, as your campaign manager,
   I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and
 Richard
   tire
   themselves out before we make our move;
   Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
   Pacific
   Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
   up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after
 Richard
   has
  tires
   him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
   with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In
 the
   meantime, we need to launch our Share
   strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
   photos
  like
   the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
   CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Dr. Dumbass is acting like a CC.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 I appreciate the thought, but I doubt I'd survive the necessary
vetting;
 like many, I also lack Raja Ravi's charisma and pithy turn of phrase.
 The campaign is still optimistic.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZucJAkzCNq8






 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  I've always been partial to Voldemort taking the position of
 moderator, so what can I say? Voldemort has been on here a hell of a
lot
 longer than Ravi has. Of course, if you stick around, consistently
this
 time, I would also support employing you in that regard. Please let us
 know your future plans, BP.
 
  Better let Ravi know the bad news, though, sooner, rather than
later.
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
   Doc, I believe I've been remiss in not thanking you for sharing
your
   music with the group; speaking for myself, I believe any creative
 act is
   fundamentally heroic, and I for one appreciate your generosity in
   sharing your compositions with us. On a different topic, would you
   consider supporting the candidacy of Sri Raja Raviji for FFL
 moderator;
   your thoughtful consideration is more than appreciated.
  
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EffPnse4WQs

  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

 
Group Hug, Bob!
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  
 Obba,

 Wilma is a winner.

 From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the
*enlightened*
   vote is
 a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
   concerned
 about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
   college,
 any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
 polls
 close?

 I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save
 everything), I
 thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace
as
   talking
 points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?

 Your tickets are in the mail.

 If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea
of
 the
   beat
 the campaign is looking for?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo

  



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

   
  Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
 
  May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's
campaign.
I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s

  
  or
Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
   singer)
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk

  
 
  Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is
this
 song
 style
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ

  
  call me darling, you
  never even call me by my name. mm
 
  BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll
cover
 the
  whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard
until
   then,
  okay?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com


  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  

  
   
What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very
high?
  
  
   ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the
 knowledge,
   consciousness, and chutzpah
   to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race
of
 our
  lives,
   and, as your campaign manager,
   I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and
 Richard
   tire
   themselves out before we make our move;
   Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
   Pacific
   Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
   up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after
 Richard
   has
  tires
   him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
   with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold.
In
 the
   meantime, we need to launch our Share
   strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy
sweet
   photos
  like
   the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
   CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a
 title
 like:
   My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
   And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any
smart
   asses
 ask
   you what you're for, just say:
   Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in
 the
   bag
 my
   friend.-BP
  
 I can't be as
  
 

   
  
 









[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Yes dear Bob, I'm in the middle of an intense tapas to align the Natural
Law behind my proposed candidacy but I'm popping in and out of my
dizzying array of alternating UC, GC and BC , out of sheer compassion of
course, to enjoy your posts.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Correction:

 I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
 Hidden Imam.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  Dear Obba,
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

   
   Dear Mr. Price,
 Bob,
 and wife,
   I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
 
  I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
  Hidden Iman.
 
 Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
   Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.
 
  I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
belly
  full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
  how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY

 
 
 
  
   I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
   desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
   Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in
the
   process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
  light
   at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
  There
   were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
  
   I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
  
   A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.
  
   To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?
 
  I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
  throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would
justify
  a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
 Buck
  won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a
cheap
  shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).
 
 
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk

 
 
  
   Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin
  fever
   brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding
 with
   the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.
 
  All I can say about this paragraph is tank God for Google; I reckon
 you
  only fly first?
 
  
   Unfortunately, Wilma passed almost 10 years ago, and she had no
   offspring (Lesbian), but I know her nephew who plays guitar and
 works
  as
   a magician (yes, a Magician)in LA, but the good news, music runs
in
  his
   family blood, something a lot of people forget certain hereditary
  traits
   allow for this dharmic curse(kind of like ignoring Maharishi's
  relatives
   is probably not a good idea, even if they came out of the
woodwork,
   dhamra man, Dharma.).  (and... Business is slack in Hollywood for
 the
   meek, right now, so he, him, Wilma's nephew, might be available.
You
  can
   catch him at the Castle?)
   If that doesn't work out, I don't know who handles Janis's rights.
 You might want to think of Bette Midler, she may be up to it.
 Remember the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR6okRuOLc8

 
 
  Alternatively, I'm wondering if you (I'm still on probation)  could
  speak with the MGC and find
  out if they would consider recording a music video like this for the
  campaign (including the wardrobe and
  choreography):
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrfY7RNaBjw

 
 
  
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com


Obba,
   
Wilma is a winner.
   
From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
  vote
   is
a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
   concerned
about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
   college,
any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the
 polls
close?
   
I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save
everything),
 I
thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
   talking
points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
   
Your tickets are in the mail.
   
If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of
 the
   beat
the campaign is looking for?
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo

 
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

 
 Hey Mr. Price, Bob,

 May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
   I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s

 
 or
   Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
  singer)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk

 

 Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this
 song
style
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ

 
 call me darling, you
 never even call me by my name. mm

 BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover
 the
 whole southwestern and the whole 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread obbajeeba
Dear Mr. Price,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo

Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
Beautiful performance this evening.
Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
entertaining.
They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until it
happens. lol

Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
stage more than I did.
  I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween sets,
that did not make her like the music more than dance.
  She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She laughing?
   I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying to
see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to me.
Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
then filled me in on the old coot.

  I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near the
girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them. 
The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and I
was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from Texas
were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as the
musicians played.

No diversion.
This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long time
folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he knows
very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you TMO
folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Dear Obba,

yeah, baby?

Oh, that was from earlier. ha

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  
  Dear Mr. Price,
Bob,
and wife,
  I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.

 I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
 Hidden Iman.

Think he is found now.

Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
  Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.

 I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its belly
 full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
 how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY

One really cute and exhilarating child!


 
  I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
  desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
  Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in the
  process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
 light
  at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
 There
  were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
 
  I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
 
  A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.
 
  To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?

 I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
 throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would justify
 a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
Buck
 won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a cheap
 shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).

How South Dakota Mica?
Silly, Maurice Stans is dead too. (Google helped me. Shut up, I know, I
didn't know.)
Who is going to Dubai? Remember I do have a current passport, and have
no warrants out
for my arrest. I also know I can't wear a logo shirt there, and no star
of david either.
You were making up the pyrite story, right?




 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk


Ready.
 
  Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin
 fever
  brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding
with
  the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.

 All I can say about this paragraph is tank God for Google; I reckon
you
 only fly first?

You mean, Thank God for Google? (small typo, not usual for you.)
I fly first or second or even third. Because I was born first and have
learned I am always first, even if I am second or third.
Not sure if I would fit in an average suitcase.

 
  Unfortunately, Wilma passed almost 10 years ago, and she had no
  offspring 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real good
time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK they
may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:

 Dear Mr. Price,

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo


 Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
 Beautiful performance this evening.
 Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
 entertaining.
 They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
 incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
 The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until
it
 happens. lol

 Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
 stage more than I did.
   I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween
sets,
 that did not make her like the music more than dance.
   She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
laughing?
I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying
to
 see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to
me.
 Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
 then filled me in on the old coot.

   I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
 even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near
the
 girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
 performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
 dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
 were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them.
 The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and
I
 was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
 Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
Texas
 were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
 for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
 at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as
the
 musicians played.

 No diversion.
 This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
time
 folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
 story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
 candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
knows
 very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you
TMO
 folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
 
  Dear Obba,
 
 yeah, baby?

 Oh, that was from earlier. ha

  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
   Dear Mr. Price,
 Bob,
 and wife,
   I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
 
  I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
  Hidden Iman.
 
 Think he is found now.

 Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
   Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.
 
  I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
belly
  full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
  how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY
 
 One really cute and exhilarating child!
 
 
  
   I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
   desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
   Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in
the
   process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
  light
   at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
  There
   were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
  
   I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
  
   A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.
  
   To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?
 
  I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
  throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would
justify
  a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
 Buck
  won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a
cheap
  shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).
 
 How South Dakota Mica?
 Silly, Maurice Stans is dead too. (Google helped me. Shut up, I know,
I
 didn't know.)
 Who is going to Dubai? Remember I do have a current passport, and have
 no warrants out
 for my arrest. I also know I can't wear a logo shirt there, and no
star
 of david either.
 You were making up the pyrite story, right?



 
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dubai_Gold_Souk
 
 
 Ready.
  
   Looking forward for the tickets. I need to get out of here, cabin
  fever
   brought about by the ketu subdasha. Lucky all this is coinciding
 with
   the end of the antardasha in another week. Whew.
 
  All I can say about this paragraph is tank God for Google; I reckon
 you
  only fly first?
 
 You mean, 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... 
wrote:

 Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real good
 time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK they
 may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)

You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in Victoria, it'll 
be a highlight. In fact, we should all have something we can share with the 
others. Obba?
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  Dear Mr. Price,
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
 
 
  Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
  Beautiful performance this evening.
  Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
  entertaining.
  They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
  incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
  The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening until
 it
  happens. lol
 
  Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto the
  stage more than I did.
I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas inbetween
 sets,
  that did not make her like the music more than dance.
She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
 laughing?
 I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for trying
 to
  see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next to
 me.
  Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely, and
  then filled me in on the old coot.
 
I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American, Texas,
  even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively near
 the
  girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
  performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian Temple
  dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her Mom
  were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at them.
  The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff, and
 I
  was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear that
  Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
 Texas
  were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear opener
  for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was smiled
  at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears as
 the
  musicians played.
 
  No diversion.
  This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
 time
  folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think the
  story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
  candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
 knows
  very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of you
 TMO
  folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
  
   Dear Obba,
  
  yeah, baby?
 
  Oh, that was from earlier. ha
 
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

Dear Mr. Price,
  Bob,
  and wife,
I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
  
   I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of the
   Hidden Iman.
  
  Think he is found now.
 
  Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's Pimp.
  
   I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
 belly
   full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
   how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY
  
  One really cute and exhilarating child!
  
  
   
I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made the
desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun in
 the
process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and redirecting
   light
at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty hilarious.
   There
were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.
   
I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?
   
A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.
   
To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?
  
   I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
   throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would
 justify
   a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite as
  Buck
   won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a
 cheap
   shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).
  
  How South Dakota Mica?
  Silly, Maurice Stans is dead too. (Google helped me. Shut up, I know,
 I
  didn't know.)
  Who is going to Dubai? Remember I do have a current passport, and have
  no warrants out
  for my arrest. I also know I can't wear a logo shirt there, and no
 star
  of david either.
  You were making up the pyrite 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann  wrote:



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
 
  Thank you dear, thanks for sharing it. Looks like you had a real
good
  time, FYI - I can make a few South Indian classical dance moves, OK
they
  may be hilarious, but whatever I enjoy it :-)

 You better be prepared to demonstrate these at our gathering in
Victoria, it'll be a highlight. In fact, we should all have something we
can share with the others. Obba?

Here's a teaser then - http://youtu.be/oUD8jbLpk84?t=2m51s
http://youtu.be/oUD8jbLpk84?t=2m51s

 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   Dear Mr. Price,
  
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGRWN26TAo
  
  
   Sorry for the delay.  I was with the Temple dancers.
   Beautiful performance this evening.
   Sita Kalyanam, marriage depicting Sita and Rama.  So beautiful and
   entertaining.
   They couldn't use the oil lamps (Theatre/firehouse ordinance), but
   incense crawled over and around the sold out audiences heads.
   The bow stringing reminds me of my life lately, ain't happening
until
  it
   happens. lol
  
   Met a nice woman and her 7 year old girl who wanted to jump onto
the
   stage more than I did.
 I calmed her with the 8 count of the south indian ragas
inbetween
  sets,
   that did not make her like the music more than dance.
 She kept asking her Mom just before I did that, Why is She
  laughing?
  I had no idea same girl had been scolded by an old coot for
trying
  to
   see better. No wonder when I smiled she came and sat quietly next
to
  me.
   Her Mom smiled and thanked me for treating her daughter so nicely,
and
   then filled me in on the old coot.
  
 I thought the Mom and daughter looked a bit hugely American,
Texas,
   even, and I had no idea my whispering the 8 counts repetitively
near
  the
   girls ear during those ragas, what I would find out after the
   performance. The girl had already taken a year of South Indian
Temple
   dancing in Texas, and she was well aware of ragas, and her and her
Mom
   were Hari Krishnas. I had not one clue if I had just looked at
them.
   The Mom starts shooting off all kind of Sanskrit names and stuff,
and
  I
   was like, Holy cow! Heaven on Earth has ascended the Earth, hear
that
   Buck! Don't worry about the domes, the back country farm folk from
  Texas
   were already doing darshan and pujas and stuff. An eye and ear
opener
   for me. They were inviting me to classes and all. All I did was
smiled
   at the little girl and whispers pf the ragas 8 counts in her ears
as
  the
   musicians played.
  
   No diversion.
   This is about Ravi and his candidacy for moderator. What some long
  time
   folks here may thing he is not qualified for many reasons, I think
the
   story above says it all. Ravi is our Indian, Brahman, Bone-a-babe
   candidate, right here in America and he loves this country and he
  knows
   very well the shitzpah and the real deal, no matter what some of
you
  TMO
   folks think. He knows, he cares and has a heart of gold.
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
   
Dear Obba,
   
   yeah, baby?
  
   Oh, that was from earlier. ha
  
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
 Dear Mr. Price,
   Bob,
   and wife,
 I believe Ravi can do an impersonation of anyone.
   
I agree, at present he seems to be doing a fair impersonation of
the
Hidden Iman.
   
   Think he is found now.
  
   Need to retrieve him from the belly of the whale, though.
 Fluff him, Mr. Price. Tickle the whale as to release Kali's
Pimp.
   
I'm on it, but the whale will need a bigger fish to give up its
  belly
full of Kali's Pimp; any ideas,
how about Jona, or better still Mary Margaret:
   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VrujheblY
   
   One really cute and exhilarating child!
   
   

 I am embarrassed to admit, I used up the gold leaf when I made
the
 desserts for my cousin's baby shower at the country club.
 Heh, they went over pretty big, all were eaten and we had fun
in
  the
 process using the little morsels as sun catchers, and
redirecting
light
 at the nearby golfers, Four! became, Fuck!  Pretty
hilarious.
There
 were no children present, just us girls and the matriarchs.

 I do have heavy duty aluminum foil, will this suffice?

 A sheet of galvanized steel too. It is flexible.

 To be really creative, how about the left over chicken wire?
   
I like the sound of chicken wire although Buck will want Gold to
throw his delegates behind the Raja; I was thinking this would
  justify
a visit to Dubai, but Maurice Stans suggested we go with pyrite
as
   Buck
won't know the difference (I told him you would think that was a
  cheap
shot and not the kind of campaign we're runnin round here).
   
   How South Dakota Mica?
   Silly, Maurice Stans is dead too. 

[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula
Oh a quick note here as well dear Bob.

I know you are trying to pull in the *enlightened* vote for me as well
but it's important to remember (not to say you aren't already aware of
this) that there are three categories of *enlightened here and you need
to fine tune your strategy for each of them. Yeah I know they can get
pretty picky and technical and a pain in the butt.

But the three categories are the - intellectually *enlightened*, the
delusionally *enlightened* and the psychopathically enlightened. I hope
you are not too confused about the third category - yep I'm referring to
the likes of Xeno here. Being extremely stunted emotionally, socially
you really need to be careful here - sorry for being so picky, it's not
like I don't appreciate your time and effort here.

Thanks Bob !!!



--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:

 Obba,

 Wilma is a winner.

 From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened* vote
is
 a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
concerned
 about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
college,
 any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
 close?

 I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
 thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
talking
 points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?

 Your tickets are in the mail.

 If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
beat
 the campaign is looking for?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
 
  Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
 
  May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
  or
Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country singer)
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
 
  Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
 style
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
  call me darling, you
  never even call me by my name. mm
 
  BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
  whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until then,
  okay?
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

  
   
What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
  
  
   ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
   consciousness, and chutzpah
   to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
  lives,
   and, as your campaign manager,
   I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard
tire
   themselves out before we make our move;
   Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the Pacific
   Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
   up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard has
  tires
   him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
   with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
   meantime, we need to launch our Share
   strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
photos
  like
   the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
   CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
 like:
   My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
   And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart asses
 ask
   you what you're for, just say:
   Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the bag
 my
   friend.-BP
  
 I can't be as
  
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-24 Thread Ravi Chivukula
And some study material vis-a-vis Xeno and the psychopathically
enlightened - you weren't around dear Bob and I'm not sure if you ever
got a chance to read this.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/349088
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/349088

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula  wrote:

 Oh a quick note here as well dear Bob.

 I know you are trying to pull in the *enlightened* vote for me as well
 but it's important to remember (not to say you aren't already aware of
 this) that there are three categories of *enlightened here and you
need
 to fine tune your strategy for each of them. Yeah I know they can get
 pretty picky and technical and a pain in the butt.

 But the three categories are the - intellectually *enlightened*, the
 delusionally *enlightened* and the psychopathically enlightened. I
hope
 you are not too confused about the third category - yep I'm referring
to
 the likes of Xeno here. Being extremely stunted emotionally, socially
 you really need to be careful here - sorry for being so picky, it's
not
 like I don't appreciate your time and effort here.

 Thanks Bob !!!



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
 
  Obba,
 
  Wilma is a winner.
 
  From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened*
vote
 is
  a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more
 concerned
  about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral
 college,
  any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
  close?
 
  I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
  thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as
 talking
  points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?
 
  Your tickets are in the mail.
 
  If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the
 beat
  the campaign is looking for?
 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:
  
   Hey Mr. Price, Bob,
  
   May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
 I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
   or
 Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country
singer)
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
  
   Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
  style
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
   call me darling, you
   never even call me by my name. mm
  
   BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
   whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until
then,
   okay?
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 
   

 What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
   
   
***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
consciousness, and chutzpah
to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
   lives,
and, as your campaign manager,
I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard
 tire
themselves out before we make our move;
Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the
Pacific
Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard
has
   tires
him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
meantime, we need to launch our Share
strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet
 photos
   like
the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
  like:
My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart
asses
  ask
you what you're for, just say:
Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the
bag
  my
friend.-BP
   
  I can't be as
   
  
 




[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-23 Thread obbajeeba
Hey Mr. Price, Bob,

May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
  I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
or
  Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country singer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk
Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQcall me darling, you
never even call me by my name. mm

BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the 
whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until then,
okay?


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
  

 
  What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?


 ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
 consciousness, and chutzpah
 to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
lives,
 and, as your campaign manager,
 I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard tire
 themselves out before we make our move;
 Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the Pacific
 Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
 up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard has
tires
 him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
 with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
 meantime, we need to launch our Share
 strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet photos
like
 the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
 CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title like:
 My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
 And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart asses ask
 you what you're for, just say:
 Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the bag my
 friend.-BP

   I can't be as




[FairfieldLife] Re: Get out the vote (was Jerry Seinfeld on Why He May Never Go Back to TV)

2013-08-23 Thread bobpriced
Obba,

Wilma is a winner.

From tonight's traffic I think its save to say the *enlightened* vote is
a write off, but its so small we won't notice; I'm a lot more concerned
about the delusional's, we'll need them to carry the electoral college,
any chance of getting Ravi to do a Rory impersonation till the polls
close?

I'm trying to find my old intro lecture notes (I save everything), I
thought we could use improved Social Behavior and World Peace as talking
points for the Raja; do you have any gold leaf in storage?

Your tickets are in the mail.

If Wilma's busy, how bout Janis---to give him a general idea of the beat
the campaign is looking for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJb7cBfrxbo


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba  wrote:

 Hey Mr. Price, Bob,

 May I suggest this style of a C  W song for Ravi's campaign.
   I just love Patsy's voice youtu.be/lx5TZiReKtE?t=25s
 or
   Ms. Wilma Burgess (brave beautiful openly lesbian country singer)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZI1-K5YbEk

 Getting Ravi in the mood for country. Or there always is this song
style
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ
 call me darling, you
 never even call me by my name. mm

 BTW, tentative NE, until my plane ticket arrives... I'll cover the
 whole southwestern and the whole lower eastern seaboard until then,
 okay?


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, bobpriced  wrote:
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
   
 
  
   What is this about Raja Ravi's standards are very high?
 
 
  ***I happen to believe you're the only one with the knowledge,
  consciousness, and chutzpah
  to moderate this board, but its shaping up to be the race of our
 lives,
  and, as your campaign manager,
  I think it vital you don't peak too early; let Buck and Richard tire
  themselves out before we make our move;
  Obba will deliver the North East, and we have Emily in the Pacific
  Northwest; we'll have to do some sucking
  up and trade some favors, but leave that to me; after Richard has
 tires
  him out, I think we can buy Buck's support
  with a promise to make all colors illegal---except gold. In the
  meantime, we need to launch our Share
  strategy and begin posting half baked poems and syrupy sweet photos
 like
  the following. For the sympathy vote, I think writing a
  CW hurtin song would be an excellent start; maybe with a title
like:
  My Baby Dumped Me For The Infinite.
  And remember NO MORE OPINIONS ON ANYTHING, and if any smart asses
ask
  you what you're for, just say:
  Change we can believe in and drones.  More soon---its in the bag
my
  friend.-BP
 
I can't be as