Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)


As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 


* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but no one 
ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really gives a shit 
about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales of the flashy 
enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that proves 
that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit testy when people 
point out that this search is becoming even more a waste of life than TM was. 

* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old Man Hall 
Of Fame. 


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not allowed 
to from Guantanamo. 

* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's enlightened. 
And still without success. He's still living in a trailer park, but a different 
one because he tried that I'm enlightened and you're not and that makes me 
better than you routine on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed him out of 
town. 


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him since the 
night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space Brothers, only to be 
buggered senseless by them. 

* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar entitled 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No one pays 
any attention to them because where's the fun in that? 


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into a 
best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich that he's 
hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed to know Michael 
better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the position. 

* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that almost 
no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a New Jersey 
website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove It. Last year the 
site got seven hits from readers.

* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as she always 
did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little attention vampire 
years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes 
to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the 
women walking by are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to 
spend any of 
his time chatting with cult losers.

:-)





 From: Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] part 3
 


  
Day in the Life (of a
TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other
governors, gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet
exchange day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully vetted and
investigated by the Purusha Police before being given license to enter the
Domes for menial labor. 

Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an
excellent set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the
meditators were available at all times of day and night when the more important
members of Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or have meetings.

Since everyone in the New Vedic State of Iowa who had the
siddhis was enlightened it was no longer deemed necessary to have meditators do
group program anymore since the siddhas, governors and Rajas supplied enough
sattva for the entire planet. To be sure the meditators had to meditate twice a
day, that was Vedic Law, but they had to squeeze their meditations in wherever 
they
could since it was much more important for them to serve the governors and
siddhas. It was considered their tapas for enlightenment. 

At one time serious consideration was undertaken to make the
Governors serve the Rajas and the siddhas serve the governors the governors and
themselves and the meditators were reserved for septic tank cleaning, road kill
removal and so on.

Some very wealthy and Movement powerful siddha families

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - my 
favorite has to be: 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 



 From: TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2014 2:54 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)
 


  
Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)


As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 


* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but no one 
ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really gives a shit 
about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales of the flashy 
enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that proves 
that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit testy when people 
point out that this search is becoming even more a waste of life than TM was. 

* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old Man Hall 
Of Fame. 


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not allowed 
to from Guantanamo. 

* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's enlightened. 
And still without success. He's still living in a trailer park, but a different 
one because he tried that I'm enlightened and you're not and that makes me 
better than you routine on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed him out of 
town. 


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him since the 
night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space Brothers, only to be 
buggered senseless by them. 

* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar entitled 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No one pays 
any attention to them because where's the fun in that? 


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into a 
best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich that he's 
hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed to know Michael 
better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the position. 

* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that almost 
no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a New Jersey 
website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove It. Last year the 
site got seven hits from readers.

* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as she always 
did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little attention vampire 
years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes 
to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the 
women walking by are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to 
spend any of 
his time chatting with cult losers.

:-)





 From: Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] part 3
 


  
Day in the Life (of a
TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other
governors, gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet
exchange day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully vetted and
investigated by the Purusha Police before being given license to enter the
Domes for menial labor. 

Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an
excellent set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the
meditators were available at all times of day and night when the more important
members of Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or have meetings.

Since everyone in the New Vedic State of Iowa who had the
siddhis was enlightened it was no longer deemed necessary to have meditators do
group program anymore since the siddhas, governors and Rajas supplied enough
sattva for the entire planet. To be sure the meditators had to meditate twice a
day, that was Vedic Law, but they had to squeeze their meditations in wherever

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread steve.sun...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
I thought there were some funny lines.  I especially liked my depiction. 
 Edg's too. (-:

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, mjackson74@... wrote :

 This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - my 
favorite has to be: 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 
 

 From: TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2014 2:54 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)
 
 
   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 

 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 

 

 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 

 

 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 

 

 * Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but no one 
ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really gives a shit 
about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales of the flashy 
enlightened.

 

 * Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that proves 
that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit testy when people 
point out that this search is becoming even more a waste of life than TM was. 
 

 * Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old Man 
Hall Of Fame. 

 

 * Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not allowed 
to from Guantanamo. 

 

* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's enlightened. 
And still without success. He's still living in a trailer park, but a different 
one because he tried that I'm enlightened and you're not and that makes me 
better than you routine on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed him out of 
town. 
 

 * Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him since the 
night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space Brothers, only to be 
buggered senseless by them. 
 

 * Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar entitled 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 

 

 * Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No one pays 
any attention to them because where's the fun in that? 

 

 * Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into a 
best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich that he's 
hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed to know Michael 
better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the position. 

 

* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that almost 
no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a New Jersey 
website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove It. Last year the 
site got seven hits from readers.
 

* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as she always 
did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little attention vampire 
years ago. Even Share ignores her.
 

 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 

 :-)

 

 

 From: Michael Jackson mjackson74@... [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] part 3
 
 
   
 Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
 Part 3
 

 Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, gathered his 
pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange day. The siddhas and 
governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the sheets, that was done by a 
team of meditators who had been carefully vetted and investigated by the 
Purusha Police before being given license to enter the Domes for menial labor.
 

 Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent set up 
for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the meditators were 
available at all times of day and night when the more important members of 
Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or have meetings.
 

 Since everyone in the New Vedic State of Iowa who had the siddhis was 
enlightened it was no longer deemed necessary to have meditators do group 
program anymore since the siddhas, governors and Rajas supplied enough sattva

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread fleetwood_macnche...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
funny - Hey, Barry, want to be my pool boy?  It could help out with your 
rent... ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, steve.sundur@... wrote :

 I thought there were some funny lines.  I especially liked my depiction. 
 Edg's too. (-:

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, mjackson74@... wrote :

 This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - my 
favorite has to be: 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 
 

 From: TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2014 2:54 AM
 Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)
 
 
   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 

 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 

 

 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 

 

 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 

 

 * Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but no one 
ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really gives a shit 
about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales of the flashy 
enlightened.

 

 * Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that proves 
that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit testy when people 
point out that this search is becoming even more a waste of life than TM was. 
 

 * Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old Man 
Hall Of Fame. 

 

 * Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not allowed 
to from Guantanamo. 

 

* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's enlightened. 
And still without success. He's still living in a trailer park, but a different 
one because he tried that I'm enlightened and you're not and that makes me 
better than you routine on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed him out of 
town. 
 

 * Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him since the 
night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space Brothers, only to be 
buggered senseless by them. 
 

 * Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar entitled 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 

 

 * Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No one pays 
any attention to them because where's the fun in that? 

 

 * Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into a 
best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich that he's 
hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed to know Michael 
better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the position. 

 

* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that almost 
no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a New Jersey 
website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove It. Last year the 
site got seven hits from readers.
 

* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as she always 
did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little attention vampire 
years ago. Even Share ignores her.
 

 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 

 :-)

 

 

 From: Michael Jackson mjackson74@... [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
 To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
 Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
 Subject: [FairfieldLife] part 3
 
 
   
 Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
 Part 3
 

 Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, gathered his 
pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange day. The siddhas and 
governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the sheets, that was done by a 
team of meditators who had been carefully vetted and investigated by the 
Purusha Police before being given license to enter the Domes for menial labor.
 

 Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent set up 
for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the meditators were 
available at all times of day and night when the more important members of 
Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or have meetings.
 

 Since everyone in the New Vedic State of Iowa who had the siddhis was 
enlightened

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]
On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
wrote:

Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, 
who runs it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)



As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of 
the TMO have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL 
will be. I don't have to go as far into the future as Michael did for 
his musings because I suspect that within a year there will only be a 
few posters left, the others having long ago realized that watching 
paint dry was more entertaining. So here's what's left:


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though 
no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads FFL. 
Go figure.




* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but 
no one ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really 
gives a shit about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales 
of the flashy enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that 
proves that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit 
testy when people point out that this search is becoming even more a 
waste of life than TM was.


* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old 
Man Hall Of Fame.


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not 
allowed to from Guantanamo.


* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's 
enlightened. And still without success. He's still living in a trailer 
park, but a different one because he tried that I'm enlightened and 
you're not and that makes me better than you routine on his neighbors 
in Chico and they laughed him out of town.


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him 
since the night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space 
Brothers, only to be buggered senseless by them.


* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar 
entitled Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No 
one pays any attention to them because where's the fun in that?


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into 
a best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich 
that he's hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed 
to know Michael better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the 
position.


* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that 
almost no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a 
New Jersey website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove 
It. Last year the site got seven hits from readers.


* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as 
she always did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little 
attention vampire years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he 
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France 
and the women walking by are far too attractive and far too 
interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult losers.


:-)



*From:* Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

*To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
*Sent:* Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
*Subject:* [FairfieldLife] part 3

Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, 
gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange 
day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the 
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully 
vetted and investigated by the Purusha Police before being given 
license to enter the Domes for menial labor.


Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent 
set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the 
meditators were available at all times of day and night when the more 
important members of Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or 
have meetings.


Since everyone in the New Vedic State of Iowa who had the siddhis was 
enlightened it was no longer deemed necessary to have meditators do 
group program anymore since the siddhas, governors and Rajas supplied 
enough sattva for the entire planet. To be sure the meditators had to 
meditate twice a day, that was Vedic Law, but they had to squeeze 
their meditations in wherever they could since it was much more 
important for them to serve the governors and siddhas. It was 
considered their tapas for enlightenment.


At one time serious consideration was undertaken to make the Governors 
serve the 

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]
On 8/20/2014 5:36 AM, Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:
This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - 
my favorite has to be:

Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.


Non sequitur. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the 
premises or evidence. It has already been established that Barry does 
not own a car - he uses a bicycle to get around town or he rides a bus 
to his vacation spot.





*From:* TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

*To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
*Sent:* Wednesday, August 20, 2014 2:54 AM
*Subject:* Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, 
who runs it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)



As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of 
the TMO have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL 
will be. I don't have to go as far into the future as Michael did for 
his musings because I suspect that within a year there will only be a 
few posters left, the others having long ago realized that watching 
paint dry was more entertaining. So here's what's left:


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though 
no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but 
no one ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really 
gives a shit about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales 
of the flashy enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that 
proves that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit 
testy when people point out that this search is becoming even more a 
waste of life than TM was.


* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old 
Man Hall Of Fame.


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not 
allowed to from Guantanamo.


* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's 
enlightened. And still without success. He's still living in a trailer 
park, but a different one because he tried that I'm enlightened and 
you're not and that makes me better than you routine on his neighbors 
in Chico and they laughed him out of town.


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him 
since the night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space 
Brothers, only to be buggered senseless by them.


* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar 
entitled Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No 
one pays any attention to them because where's the fun in that?


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into 
a best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich 
that he's hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed 
to know Michael better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the 
position.


* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that 
almost no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a 
New Jersey website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove 
It. Last year the site got seven hits from readers.


* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as 
she always did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little 
attention vampire years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he 
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France 
and the women walking by are far too attractive and far too 
interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult losers.


:-)



*From:* Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

*To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
*Sent:* Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
*Subject:* [FairfieldLife] part 3

Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, 
gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange 
day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the 
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully 
vetted and investigated by the Purusha Police before being given 
license to enter the Domes for menial labor.


Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent 
set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the 
meditators were available at all times of day and night when the more 
important members of Vedic Society were needing to rest

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread awoelfleba...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

 On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... mailto:turquoiseb@... 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 
 
 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 
 
 
 
 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 
 
 
 
 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 
 


 
 Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads FFL. Go 
figure.
 
 Snippity snip  
 

 
 
 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 
 
 :-)

 This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No one is 
stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or where he's from or 
even glances his way.
 
 

 
 
 








 
 



Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]


On 8/20/2014 5:36 AM, Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
wrote:

  
This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - my 
favorite has to be: 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 

Richard replied: Non sequitur. An inference or conclusion that does not follow 
from
the premises or evidence. It has already been established that Barry
does not own a car - he uses a bicycle to get around town or he
rides a bus to his vacation spot.

Share laughs her head off with gratitude to Richard for his delightful zaniness.



On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 8:57 AM, 'Richard J. Williams' 
pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife] FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 


  
On 8/20/2014 5:36 AM, Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
wrote:

  
This post was a great thing to wake up to! You nailed it pretty well - my 
favorite has to be: 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 

Non sequitur. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from
the premises or evidence. It has already been established that Barry
does not own a car - he uses a bicycle to get around town or he
rides a bus to his vacation spot.






 From: TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2014 2:54 AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)
 


  
Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)


I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)




As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 



*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 



* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but no one 
ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really gives a shit 
about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales of the flashy 
enlightened.



* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that proves 
that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit testy when people 
point out that this search is becoming even more a waste of life than TM was. 


* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old Man 
Hall Of Fame. 



* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not allowed 
to from Guantanamo. 


* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's enlightened. 
And still without success. He's still living in a trailer park, but a 
different one because he tried that I'm enlightened and you're not and that 
makes me better than you routine on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed 
him out of town. 
 


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him since the 
night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space Brothers, only to be 
buggered senseless by them. 


* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar entitled 
Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones. 



* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No one pays 
any attention to them because where's the fun in that? 



* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into a 
best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich that he's 
hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed to know Michael 
better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the position. 


* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that almost 
no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a New Jersey 
website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove It. Last year the 
site got seven hits from readers.
 

* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as she 
always did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little attention 
vampire years ago. Even Share ignores her.
 

 
* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his 
time chatting with cult losers.


:-)
 






 From: Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
 FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] part 3
 


  
Day

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread fleetwood_macnche...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

 On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... mailto:turquoiseb@... 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 
 
 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 
 
 
 
 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 
 
 
 
 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 
 


 
 Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads FFL. Go 
figure.
 
 Snippity snip  
 

 
 
 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 
 
 :-)

 This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No one is 
stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or where he's from or 
even glances his way.
 
 

 
 I get the uneasy feeling, sometimes, that just like Nicholson's character in, 
The Shining, if you quietly looked over Barry's shoulder, in the cafes he 
frequents, at all his typing, his laptop screen would be an endless series of 
screens, of the same statement:
 

 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL someday, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-) 
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 ...

 


 

 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 
 








 
 





Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]

On 8/20/2014 9:06 AM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote:

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... 
mailto:turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] wrote:


Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is
like, who runs it, and what the punishments are for
transgressors.  :-)


As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual
future of the TMO have left me wondering what the similar virtual
future of FFL will be. I don't have to go as far into the future
as Michael did for his musings because I suspect that within a
year there will only be a few posters left, the others having long
ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So
here's what's left:

*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even
though no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads 
FFL. Go figure.


Snippity snip


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he 
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France 
and the women walking byare far too attractive and far too interesting 
for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult losers.


:-)
This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No one is 
stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or where he's 
from or even glances his way.


It sure looks like Barry posted a chat message to FFL on his vacation.












Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread j_alexander_stan...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
Re: Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.

That's actually not too far off the mark. The guys at the local glass company 
told me about fixing a Ru's windshield in the dead of winter and being asked to 
do it out in the driveway, in the frigid cold, because their garage and people 
doors all face south. I'm pretty sure that the effect of the glass adhesive not 
adhering in the cold would have far more effect on the repair than having it 
done in the warmth of a Sthapatya-Vedicly inauspicious building.

BTW, the guys at Fairfield Glass do great work. They did some humongous 
tempered glass doors for us that would be totally worthy of Architectural 
Digest.

And, finally, this is a test of posting in plain text to see if it produces 
paragraph breaks.

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]

On 8/20/2014 9:39 AM, fleetwood_macnche...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote:

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater@... wrote :

---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... 
mailto:turquoiseb@... [FairfieldLife] wrote:


Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues... :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is
like, who runs it, and what the punishments are for
transgressors.  :-)


As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual
future of the TMO have left me wondering what the similar
virtual future of FFL will be. I don't have to go as far into
the future as Michael did for his musings because I suspect
that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the
others having long ago realized that watching paint dry was
more entertaining. So here's what's left:

*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even
though no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads
FFL. Go figure.

Snippity snip


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of
France and the women walking byare far too attractive and far too
interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult
losers.

:-)
This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No
one is stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or
where he's from or even glances his way.


I get the uneasy feeling, sometimes, that just like Nicholson's
character in, The Shining, if you quietly looked over Barry's
shoulder, in the cafes he frequents, at all his typing, his laptop
screen would be an endless series of screens, of the same statement:

All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL someday, :-) :-) :-)
All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
...



Barry will probably never get over his experience losing a debate with 
Judy - even when she's not around anymore, he still thinks she is 
reading his messages. Can you spell cognitive dissonance?





















Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net [FairfieldLife]
Very funny.  BTW, speaking of conspiracy theories I was able to purchase 
the Utopia BD which is Region Free.  It didn't want to play on my Sony 
BD player and I don't know what is up with that but it did play on my 
Samsung player.  I don't know if you've seen the extras from that disc 
or the commentary but the idea came to Dennis Kelly because of the rise 
over the last 20 years in conspiracy theories.  He even mentioned the 
premise of the show to someone and they replied that they had heard 
about that conspiracy and here he had just made it up.  Interesting that 
the color grading was to get a Doris Day movie look (i.e. Technicolor).


Thanks again for mentioning the show way back when.

On 08/19/2014 11:54 PM, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, 
who runs it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)



As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of 
the TMO have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL 
will be. I don't have to go as far into the future as Michael did for 
his musings because I suspect that within a year there will only be a 
few posters left, the others having long ago realized that watching 
paint dry was more entertaining. So here's what's left:


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though 
no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but 
no one ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really 
gives a shit about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales 
of the flashy enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that 
proves that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit 
testy when people point out that this search is becoming even more a 
waste of life than TM was.


* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy Old 
Man Hall Of Fame.


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not 
allowed to from Guantanamo.


* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's 
enlightened. And still without success. He's still living in a trailer 
park, but a different one because he tried that I'm enlightened and 
you're not and that makes me better than you routine on his neighbors 
in Chico and they laughed him out of town.


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him 
since the night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space 
Brothers, only to be buggered senseless by them.


* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar 
entitled Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No 
one pays any attention to them because where's the fun in that?


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series into 
a best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so rich 
that he's hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always claimed 
to know Michael better than he knew himself, so he was perfect for the 
position.


* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized that 
almost no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column for a 
New Jersey website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can Prove 
It. Last year the site got seven hits from readers.


* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as 
she always did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little 
attention vampire years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he 
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France 
and the women walking by are far too attractive and far too 
interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult losers.


:-)



*From:* Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

*To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
*Sent:* Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
*Subject:* [FairfieldLife] part 3

Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, 
gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange 
day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the 
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully 
vetted and investigated by the Purusha Police before being given 
license to enter the Domes for menial labor.


Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent 
set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the 
meditators were available at all times of day and night when the more 
important members of Vedic Society were needing to rest, do program or 

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread awoelfleba...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fleetwood_macncheese@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

 On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... mailto:turquoiseb@... 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 
 
 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 
 
 
 
 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 
 
 
 
 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 
 


 
 Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads FFL. Go 
figure.
 
 Snippity snip  
 

 
 
 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 
 
 :-)

 This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No one is 
stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or where he's from or 
even glances his way.
 
 

 
 I get the uneasy feeling, sometimes, that just like Nicholson's character in, 
The Shining, if you quietly looked over Barry's shoulder, in the cafes he 
frequents, at all his typing, his laptop screen would be an endless series of 
screens, of the same statement:
 

 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL someday, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-) 
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 ...

 


 
 


 


 

 

 

 

 

 
 








 
 







Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]
On 8/20/2014 11:02 AM, Bhairitu noozg...@sbcglobal.net [FairfieldLife] 
wrote:


Very funny.  BTW, speaking of conspiracy theories


World Watchers Archive:
http://www.worldwatchers.info/

I was able to purchase the Utopia BD which is Region Free.  It 
didn't want to play on my Sony BD player and I don't know what is up 
with that but it did play on my Samsung player.  I don't know if 
you've seen the extras from that disc or the commentary but the idea 
came to Dennis Kelly because of the rise over the last 20 years in 
conspiracy theories.  He even mentioned the premise of the show to 
someone and they replied that they had heard about that conspiracy and 
here he had just made it up.  Interesting that the color grading was 
to get a Doris Day movie look (i.e. Technicolor).


Thanks again for mentioning the show way back when.

On 08/19/2014 11:54 PM, TurquoiseBee turquoi...@yahoo.com 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)

I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, 
who runs it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)



As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future 
of the TMO have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of 
FFL will be. I don't have to go as far into the future as Michael did 
for his musings because I suspect that within a year there will only 
be a few posters left, the others having long ago realized that 
watching paint dry was more entertaining. So here's what's left:


*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though 
no one ever reads or responds to them. He never notices.


* Rick is still posting notices about new interviewees on Batgap, but 
no one ever discusses anything any of them say, because no one really 
gives a shit about the everyday enlightened. Everybody wants tales 
of the flashy enlightened.


* Lawson is still searching for that definitive scientific study that 
proves that he didn't waste his life on TM, and is becoming a bit 
testy when people point out that this search is becoming even more a 
waste of life than TM was.


* Edg is largely silent after having been inducted into the Grumpy 
Old Man Hall Of Fame.


* Bhairitu no longer posts about conspiracy theories because he's not 
allowed to from Guantanamo.


* Jim is still trying to convince someone -- anyone -- that he's 
enlightened. And still without success. He's still living in a 
trailer park, but a different one because he tried that I'm 
enlightened and you're not and that makes me better than you routine 
on his neighbors in Chico and they laughed him out of town.


* Nabby is Missing In Action. No one has seen him or heard from him 
since the night he spent in a cornfield waiting for the Space 
Brothers, only to be buggered senseless by them.


* Share is still a blissninny. She recently attended a seminar 
entitled Repairing Your Car With Jyotish And Gemstones.


* Salyavin and Anartaxius are still making sense and acting sane. No 
one pays any attention to them because where's the fun in that?


* Michael Jackson has turned his Day In The Life Of A TMer series 
into a best-selling series of books and an HBO TV series. He's now so 
rich that he's hired Steve as his PR person, because Steve always 
claimed to know Michael better than he knew himself, so he was 
perfect for the position.


* Judy never came back from her summer off because she realized 
that almost no one even noticed she was away. She now writes a column 
for a New Jersey website called I'm Smarter Than You Are, And I Can 
Prove It. Last year the site got seven hits from readers.


* Ann is still making desperate Pay attention to me posts, just as 
she always did, even though everyone wrote her off as a needy little 
attention vampire years ago. Even Share ignores her.


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he 
writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south of France 
and the women walking by are far too attractive and far too 
interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting with cult losers.


:-)



*From:* Michael Jackson mjackso...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] 
FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com

*To:* FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
*Sent:* Tuesday, August 19, 2014 9:58 PM
*Subject:* [FairfieldLife] part 3

Day in the Life (of a TM'er)
Part 3

Governor got up after resting and with all the other governors, 
gathered his pillow, backjack and blanket since it was sheet exchange 
day. The siddhas and governors themselves wouldn't have to remove the 
sheets, that was done by a team of meditators who had been carefully 
vetted and investigated by the Purusha Police before being given 
license to enter the Domes for menial labor.


Most labor jobs were now done by the meditators. It was an excellent 
set up for the siddhas and governors because, due to Vedic Law, the 

Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread 'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]



*Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week,
even though no one ever reads or responds to them. He
never notices.


Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently
reads FFL. Go figure.

Snippity snip


* Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what
he writes to FFL any more because the cafes are in the south
of France and the women walking byare far too attractive and
far too interesting for him to spend any of his time chatting
with cult losers.

:-)



On 8/20/2014 12:06 PM, awoelfleba...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote:



This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted.
No one is stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's
doing or where he's from or even glances his way.



The bartender probably watches him closely as he nurses a single drink 
for four hours, taking up a table on the sidewalk. Probably all the 
skinhead bikers notice his big toothless grin as he hits the SEND button 
on his old laptop computer.


Re: [FairfieldLife] part 3 (plus The Future Of FFL)

2014-08-20 Thread fleetwood_macnche...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife]
Indeed! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, fleetwood_macncheese@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater@... wrote :

 ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, punditster@... wrote :

 On 8/20/2014 1:54 AM, TurquoiseBee turquoiseb@... mailto:turquoiseb@... 
[FairfieldLife] wrote:

   Ah, the Day In The Life saga continues...  :-)
 
 
 I'm looking forward to finding out what life in The Colony is like, who runs 
it, and what the punishments are for transgressors.  :-)
 
 
 
 
 As an aside, all these glimpses into the illustrious virtual future of the TMO 
have left me wondering what the similar virtual future of FFL will be. I don't 
have to go as far into the future as Michael did for his musings because I 
suspect that within a year there will only be a few posters left, the others 
having long ago realized that watching paint dry was more entertaining. So 
here's what's left: 
 
 
 
 *Richard (Willytex) is still making 150-200 posts a week, even though no one 
ever reads or responds to them. He never notices. 
 


 
 Now we know what Barry does on his vacations - he apparently reads FFL. Go 
figure.
 
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 * Barry still sits in cafes and writes, but doesn't post what he writes to FFL 
any more because the cafes are in the south of France and the women walking by 
are far too attractive and far too interesting for him to spend any of his time 
chatting with cult losers.
 
 
 :-)

 This is particularly telling and is exactly as we predicted. No one is 
stopping to ask the old guy at the table what he's doing or where he's from or 
even glances his way.
 
 

 
 I get the uneasy feeling, sometimes, that just like Nicholson's character in, 
The Shining, if you quietly looked over Barry's shoulder, in the cafes he 
frequents, at all his typing, his laptop screen would be an endless series of 
screens, of the same statement:
 

 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL someday, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-) 
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
 All work and no play, I'll get even with FFL some day, :-) :-) :-)
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