A group of working adults got together to visit their University lecturer.
The lecturer was happy to see them. Conversation soon turned into complaints
about stress in work and life.
The Lecturer just smiled and went to the kitchen to get an assortment of
cups - some porcelain, some in
Don't Change the World
Once upon a time, there was a king who ruled a prosperous country. One day,
he went for a trip to some distant areas of his country. When he was back to
his palace, he complained that his feet were very painful, because it was
the first time that he went for such a long
Hi dear goanetters... while others go about discussion/debates. we'll start
something for the Lighter Side!!
Do Join inLets have some fun!!
Who Said to Whom?? answer the following
As one of those who went ballistic over both the
gratuitous change as well as the decisionmaking
process, I'm
The Story Doesn't End Here
Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster.
They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and
started off the race. The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time.
Then seeing that he was far ahead of the
Roll with the Flow.
Let go and let God. How many times have you heard that? It sounds like a
simple solution, but how does one achieve it? Do you find yourself instead
paddling upstream, struggling against the current, pushing yourself onward?
Do you get a few scrapes in the process?
Contentment
This is beautiful... I had forwarded it to Goanet last Dec. thought would be
great to share again this Christmas for those who missed
hAVE a nICE hOLIDAY sEASON!!
Seb
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The Tablecloth
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry,
to reopen a
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Unconditional Love.
A story of a soldier, who was coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He
phoned his parents back home in USA.
Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd
like to bring home with me.
Sure, they replied, we'd love to meet him. There's
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Subject: Re: [Goanet]For The Lighter Side !
Thnx gabe, mind putting more light on the storage thing. would be glad if u
could, no matter how ignorant may sound!!! cannot on company's
time:-))the moral of the story: probably puts u
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| Baby : Why do camels have humps?
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| Mother : Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store
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| and we are known to survive without water
Seb DC wrote:-
Baby : Why do camels have humps?
Mother : Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water
and we are known to survive without water.
For the lighter side and for a fact, Camels do not store water in their
humps!
Cheers,
Gabe.
A mother and a baby camel were lazing around, and suddenly the baby camel
asked
Baby : Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother : Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby : Why do camels have humps?
Mother : Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps
A Glass of milk !!!
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way
through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He
decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his
nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door.
Keep Your Fork
There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and
had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things in
order, she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss
certain aspects of her final wishes.
She told him which
IS THE PACKAGING IMPORTANT TO YOU?
A young man was getting ready to graduate from college. For many months he
had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his
father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted.
As graduation day approached, the young man
Management Learning
Lesson Number 1:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him, Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: Sure, why not. So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested. All of a
How to identify the State/City you are in by observing a brawl:
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkatta !
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and
Life's lesson No. 1
There once was a bunch of tiny frogs,... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd of frogs had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer
on the contestants...
The race began..
Honestly:
No one in crowd
This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails ever seen. Someone out there
either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
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Scrabble
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: When you
This is a true story, please read it all the way through till the end!
**
BREAKFAST AT MCDONALD'S...
I am a mother of two and have recently completed my college degree. The last
class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with
the qualities that I wish every
Gaju Patki | Mumbai -- George Pataki (Governor of New York)
Nagesh Bhatcar
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Real Name | From |---I Adopted Name I
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Janya Banya Joshi | Chiplun |
Here are some personalities who left India, who knows
when, in search of prosperity. These folks came from
various parts of Maharashtra and became renowned all
over the world. To augment their acceptability in the
west, they have adopted western names. Over the course
of many generations they have
I wish you enough!
At the airport I overheard a father and daughter in their last moments
together.
They had announced her departure to London and standing near the security
gate, they hugged and he said, I love you, I wish you enough.
She in turn said, Dad, our life together has been more than
Management skills
A shepherd was looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a young man
dressed in an Armani suit, Ray Bans, Tag Heuer watch, White Cerutti shoes,
tailor-made mauve shirt, with a Boss tie.
He gets out and
Hi,
The best motivational message of the day !!!
SHAKE IT OFF ! (A GOOD ONE)
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously
for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided
the animal was old and the well needed to be covered anyway, it
Its Jesus checking in Today...
A priest passing through his church in the middle of the day.
Decided to pause by the altar and see who had come to pray.
Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle,
The priest frowned as he saw the man hadn't shaved in a while.
His shirt was kinda
Hi,
A friend sent this.
How true it is, I hope we all can make at least one person feel like this
someday..
=
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living.
When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light
in a ground floor window.
Under these
A Coca Cola Classic !!!
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment.
A friend asked, Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?
The salesman explained, When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very
confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is
Goanet next meets in Goa: January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala Academy canteen).
Goanet founder Herman Carneiro will be there. See you there!
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An Inspiration
It takes just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking.
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Two men, both seriously
Goanet next meets in Goa: January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala Academy canteen).
Goanet founder Herman Carneiro will be there. See you there!
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CRACKED POTS ...
A poor water bearer in China had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a
pole which he carried across
Goanet next meets in Goa: January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala Academy canteen).
Goanet founder Herman Carneiro will be there. See you there!
--
The following story is quite interesting and really gives us an insight into
DECISION MAKING. Which one will you choose?
A
Goanet next meets in Goa: January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala Academy canteen).
Goanet founder Herman Carneiro will be there. See you there!
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Take my son
A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had
everything in their collection, from
Goanet meets in Goa: December 27, 12 noon and January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala
Academy canteen). See you there!
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A Christmas story from 1881
Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their
means and then never had enough for the
Goanet meets in Goa: December 27, 12 noon and January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala
Academy canteen). See you there!
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A warm, touching story...
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The Box
The story goes that on Christmas day long time
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Heaven and hell
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the
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Perspectives . . . . . . .
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This puts life into perspective! A Divine Plan
At a
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Academy canteen). See you there!
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REFLECTIONS
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Sometimes We can feel Without Touching,
..Its called
Goanet meets in Goa: December 27, 12 noon and January 7, 4 pm (meeting point: Kala
Academy canteen). See you there!
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A friend forwarded this: This is very inspirational helps us to remember
the true meaning of Christmas (being thankful for the miracle of Christ
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An English professor wrote the words:
A woman without her man is nothing
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote:
A woman, without her man, is nothing.
All the
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Count Your Blessings
A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In
the room of 200, he asked,
Who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up. He said, I am going
to give this $20 to one of you, but
Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it might
be!
This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors
and its cutomer-Care Executive.
A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
This is the second time I have written to
Dear Goanetters,
Just tried of hearing the charges traded back n forth on this forum, Lets
start something for the lighter side. with contributions/help for
improvement, from like minded guys/gals out there !
Also will someone plz change the subject 'Insult to Goans' to whatever..
Here
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