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Boris
Towa sa istinski repliki ot support-a na Mtel.. :)
Íà êèíåñêîïà íà òåëåôîíà ìè ñå âåå åäíî ïèñìî ñÿêàø âÿòúðà ãî
äóõà. ***Èñêàì äà
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÷àñîâíèê ***Çàùî
òúé ìîÿ òåëåôîí ìè âçèìà
ïàðè? ***Íå ìîãà
äà ãî âêàðàì.
***Íå ìîæå ëè
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Samo ne znaia zashto OON, a ne ES reshi, che sme
gotovi da izpylnim finansovite uslovia za chlenstvo v
ES...
http://topsport.bg/article.php?cid=8aid=6075
A na niakakyv sajt world wines se kazvashe che Bulgaria exportira
po-goliamata chast ot vinata si, zashtoto po-goliamata chast ot
naselenieto e miusulmansko i ne mozhe da gi konsumira.
Ha nazdrave bakalam!
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Hard to believe, but another year has passed. Once again, it's
time to name
the Darwin Award nominees and the winner of 2002. The Darwins
are awarded
every year to the persons who died (or almost died) in the
stupidest way.
These are named Darwin Awards because it is hoped that
There is a knock on St. Peter's door. He looks out and a man is
standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the
man disappears. A short time later there's another knock. St. Peter
gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, and the man
disappears once
- Original Message -
From: Philip
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To: Toma Tonchev
Sent: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 5:27 PM
The following signs have been found in various locations, using
the Englishlanguage somewhat creatively...Cocktail lounge,
Norway:LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN
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During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a
school to explain his politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him
questions. Bob stands up and tells him Mr. President, I got 3
questions:
1. How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favour,
you
still won the
Kakva e razlikata
mejdi "Awtomobilna guma" i "365
prezervativa" ?
ednoto e "Good
Year" a drugoto "Very Good Year" :)
British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
cantake a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking
forwork in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That`s nothing, we can take abrain out of one
person, put it in another and have him preparing forwar in
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Britain decided it was time to switch left lane traffic to right lane
traffic, the same as everywhere else in Europe. So
they gathered to plan the whole thing and nobody seemed to come up with any
viable solution, so they sent out some help-me type faxes.
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes.When I came out there was a motorcycle cop
writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
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come out of it alive.-Warren Miller
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northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
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E taia
statia mi oprawi nastroenieto dnes :) Ima osobenno werni lafowe kasaeshti
bezsmyrtieto, izwynzemnite civilizacii i drugi.
http://www.capital.bg/article.php?broi=2003-04page=18-04-1
http://www.xenturia.net/archive/20021113_interv.html
tva e intervu po radioto ise
izviniawamako nikoj ot digsys go priema
offensive.
Az sym registriral .bg ... vednyj ... mnogo beshe
interesno. I si beshe online - shto se zajajdat tez jurnalisti.V smisyl,
ofcialnite neshta sa si oficilani, poshtite, pechatite, notariusite, bankovite
smetki - tova e jasno.
Sigurnostta si e sigurnost!
Obache njakak mnogo suhi stavat
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer
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That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.
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Information PassingProgrammer to Team Leader:"We can't do this
proposed project. **CANNOT**. It will involve a majordesign change and no
one in our team knows the design of this legacy system.And above that,
nobody in our company knows the language in which thisapplication has been
written.
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Britanskoto praviltestvo se bori da prevyplati kniagata na Oruel _Animal
Farm_ v realnost.
http://www.kp.ru/daily/22962/1313/
Vice-govoriteliat na Ruskata duma Zhirinovski:
Kakoj na huj [US] president? Minetchiki chertovy, bliad', onanisty,
pidarasy bliad'!!
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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to
oneprivate and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic
syphillis, Sir""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes
with the wire brush each day.""What's your ambition?""To get
back to the front, Sir.""Good man." says the Major.He goes
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Tazi obqwa nqma da q komentiram dali e po-ofanzivna ot predishnata, poneje
mislq, che si izrazih mnogo iasno mnenieto veche. Samo nqkoilo zabelejki i
poveche nqma da zanimawam horata s neprivetlivite si mneniq::
1. Obqwata drug shegadjiq ne sym q pusnal az w bazar.dir.bg, nito sym q
pusnal w
Ne e joke, no...
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Izviniavam se, ako tova ne e pravilnia mail list, no naposledyk pishem
takiva novini.
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Mozhe da e zimislena, no e wjarna. Posle neka njakoj mi kazhe che ne
smenaistina takiwa (pone powecheto)
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I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za
da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha,
no imam ideq zashtosa reshili da
e"slightly to the left" -
Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-)
- Original Message -
From:
Stefan Dimov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00
PM
Ami ako wse taka prodylzhawa da mi e trudno da idwam na rabota do 10:00 am,
mozhe bi shte trqbwa da q naema.
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From: Tsvetan Alexiev [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:19 PM
Subject: staja pod naem
Zdrawejte,
pak malko spam
Stupidity is like nuclear power - it can be used for good or evil.
In either case you don't want to get any on you
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32 Things you may not be aware of and really didn't care to know:
1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two
weeks or it will digest itself.
3. The dot over the letter i is called a tittle.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass
Wchera v detskata gradina
spama tryshna dvama-trima,
dwe dechitzs pyk ot snoshti
nqmat veche lichni posht.
Onq den pyk CIH namina
tyshna maiche dwaisetina,
diskovete kat novi
prazni do osnovi.
Na Ivancho za igrachka
Dqdo Mraz daril tyrsachka,
byrzo diska mu tq rovi
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- Тате, хайде да поставим праха на баба на пианото. Тя така обичаше да слуша
как свиря... Бащата: - Няма да стане, дъще. Ще го сложим в пясъчния
часовник - нека гадината да поработи още малко...
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Ако не сте от онази особена прослойка
киномани, които харесват филми със
странни заглавия като 'Мементо' и 'Амели' и
трудно приемат каквото и да било
друго, значи сте от армията фенове на 'Хари
Потър'. Голяма навалица е при
вас, нали?
сп. Тема, бр. 49
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Massive, the special-effects program behind the colossal battles in The
Lord of the Rings film trilogy, represents each agent as an autonomous
agent. Every agent has its own choices and a complete brain, The most
important thing about making realistic crowds is making realistic
individuals.
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