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Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300

ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt, -i takiwa koito nemogat - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:12 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300 Ima 10 vida hora: - takiva,

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:29:37 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2002 12:52:04 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 29 Oct 2002 09:32:47 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Oct 2002 13:38:08 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 15:41:05 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 18:20:48 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 25 Sep 2002 12:40:06 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:08:17 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 11:27:41 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 09:45:34 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 16:50:22 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 17:03:59 +0300

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[JOKES] klasika

Title: FW: klasika ä×ÁÍÁ ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÉ ÒÁÚÇÏ×ÁÒÑÔ: - ðÒÅÄÓÔÁ×ÑÛ ÌÉ ÓÉ, ×ÒßÝÁÍ ÓÅ ×ËßÝÉ, ÏÔ×ÁÒÑÍ ÇÁÒÄÅÒÏÂÁ, Á ÔÁÍ - ÇÏÌ ÍßÖ! - áÍÉ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï ÐÏÄ ÓÌßÎÃÅÔÏ - ËÁÚÁÌ ÄÒÕÇÉÑÔ. - ëÁË ÔÁËÁ ÎÉÝÏ ÎÏ×Ï??? áÍÁ ÁÚ ÎÅ ÓßÍ ÖÅÎÅÎ

[JOKES] Date: Tue, 30 Jul 2002 14:40:23 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 24 Jul 2002 09:21:35 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 24 Jul 2002 14:03:40 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 09:30:52 +0300

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[JOKES] The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

za kojto ne se e sprawil s testa, otgovorite po kasno The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?2. Which country makes Panama hats?3. From which animal do we get catgut?4. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?5. What is a camel's

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 09:26:26 +0300

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[JOKES] Shopi

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[JOKES] Date: Thu, 11 Jul 2002 16:25:03 +0300

íÁÊËÁ ÇÏ×ÏÒÉ Ó ÄßÝÅÒÑ ÓÉ:- ëÁË ÓÅ ÒÁÚ×É×ÁÔ ÎÅÝÁÔÁ Ó ÐÒÉÑÔÅÌÑ ÔÉ?- áÍÉ ÉÍÁÍÅ ÒÁÚÎÉ ÄÒÅÂÎÉ ÓÐÏÒÏ×Å... áÚ ÉÓËÁÍ ÎÁ Ó×ÁÔÂÁÔÁ ÄÁ ÓßÍ Ó ÂÑÌÁ ÒÏËÌÑ, Á ÔÏÊ ÎÅ ÉÓËÁ ÄÁ ÓÅ ÖÅÎÉÍ.

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ðÒÅÄÉ: ÓßÂÅÒÅÛ ÈÅÒÂÁÒÉÊ, ÉÚÓÕÛÉÛ, ÄÏÎÅÓÅÛ ÎÁ ÕÞÉÔÅÌËÁÔÁ, ÔÑ ÚÁ ÔÏ×Á ÔÉ ÐÉÛÅ ÛÅÓÔÉÃÁ. òÁÄÏÓÔÎÏ. á ÓÅÇÁ: ÓßÂÅÒÅÛ, ÉÚÓÕÛÉÛ É ÒÁÄÏÓÔÎÏ. âÅÚ ÕÞÉÔÅÌËÁ, ÂÅÚ ÛÅÓÔÉÃÁ.

[JOKES] Date: Thu, 4 Jul 2002 12:05:53 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 1 Jul 2002 09:35:25 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 24 Jun 2002 20:21:50 +0300

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[JOKES] An English professor wrote the words...

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

[JOKES] monkey

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals ondisplay. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to theshopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, wentover to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit acollar and

[JOKES] type of girlfriend

TEST: Which type of woman is your girlfriend? INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can´t do a thing right, but noone can live without her. POWERPOINT woman: only Bill Gates has the will to use

[JOKES] Date: Wed, 29 May 2002 17:05:22 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 16 Apr 2002 12:05:04 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 19:35:57 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 09:55:53 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 10:48:55 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Tue, 20 Nov 2001 12:31:20 +0200

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[JOKES] Date: Wed, 24 Oct 2001 12:15:23 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2001 10:55:42 +0300

íÅÖÄÕ Ä×Å ÐÒÁÓÅÔÁ: - ëÁË×Ï ÑÄÅÛ ÂÅ? - ðÏÒÔÏËÁÌ. - þÅÓÔÎÏ ÄÁ ÔÉ ËÁÖÁ, ×ßÏÂÝÅ ÎÅ ÍÉ ÐÒÉÌÉÞÁ ÎÁ ÐÏÒÔÏËÁÌ. - áÍÉ ËÁË×Ï ÄÁ ÔÉ ËÁÖÁ - ÑÍ ÇÏ ÚÁ ÔÒÅÔÉ ÐßÔ!

[JOKES] Date: Fri, 6 Jul 2001 09:35:15 +0300

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[JOKES] Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2001 11:18:27 +0300

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[JOKES] hacknatata stranica na prezidenta

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[JOKES] Narodna madrost...

Âñÿêà JAVA äà ñè çíàå ãüîëà Ïàðåí Õàêåð - ÷åíãå ñúíóâà Íå æèâååì, çà äà õàêâàìå, à õàêâàìå, çà äà æèâååì. Îò íîâ Nick è ëóäèÿ áÿãà Nuke, nuke èçáèâà Êðàêåð, íåãîíåí áÿãà. Äà áå ñ Ïðàâåö ñåäÿëî, íå áè Windows âèäÿëî! Ïðàâåö îñìèöà - ìèðíà ãëàâèöà Ìîÿò Linux, å ìîÿòà êðåïîñò.

[JOKES] Theory Practice

Theory is when you know everything and nothing works; Practice is when everything works and nobody knows why. Here we combine theory with practice: nothing works and nobody knows why.

[JOKES] Girl Prist

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."Priest: "What have you done my child?"Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"Girl: "Because he touched my hand."Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)Girl: "Yes father."Priest: "That's no

[JOKES] Teeth - what they get up to while your sleeping!!!!

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