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Winagi
mi e hareswalo samochuwstwieto na administratorite:-). Ama pone da znaesh
bylgarski toq deto go e pisal towa neshto:-)
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Subject: Valentine's day card
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. Since
Valentine's day
is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish, he asks, will God get
mad at
me
for giving someone a valentine?
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From: Svilen Patraneskov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 4:52 PM
To: Stanislava Atanasova
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A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
How many people here believe in ghosts? About 90 students raise their hands.
Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
PLEASE PROTECT YOURSELVES!
This past weekend, I was doing some baking. It was getting late---I was
tired so I decided to leave the cleanup mess until morning. The next
morning, I was getting my coffee, and I noticed thousands of little tiny
footprints in the flour on the countertop. Needless to
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more
like it)
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Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof: And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing...
1$ = 100c = (10c)^2 = (0.1$)^2 = 0.01$ = 1c
Here $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have
seen PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one.
Actually I am
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I ko kazwa che telepatijata ne syshtestwuwa:-))
Stun
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